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Konni
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
Germany3044 Posts
September 27 2005 17:47 GMT
#81
On September 28 2005 02:24 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2005 02:19 Konni wrote:
On September 28 2005 00:22 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
On September 28 2005 00:15 IcedEarth wrote:
What's your myspace? :D


http://www.myspace.com/30604789 lol

I found this:

Zia's Details
Status: Single

Steve, what happened to eri?


Did you miss the "CHATTANOOGA, TENNESSEE" part?

Nono, but thats not .. oh wait. The resulting question is too boring. So you'll get another one instead:
Steve, what is the best way to live a happy life? You could also explain the meaning of life while you're at it!
XaI)CyRiC
Profile Joined October 2002
United States4471 Posts
September 27 2005 18:12 GMT
#82
How would you describe each TL.net staff member in 1-2 sentences? If you're not sure who counts as staff, then name whatever staff comes to mind.

What are your plans for the next 10 years?

How similar is your TL.net persona to your actual self?
Moderator
ffswowsucks
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Greece2298 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-09-27 18:55:51
September 27 2005 18:18 GMT
#83
to the post with the nationalities want to add what u think of greeks
Terran in particular is a notoriously strong race for a no brain skillhand bot style.
Blue.Turtle
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States27 Posts
September 27 2005 18:23 GMT
#84
Steve i'm a fat american ugly highschool boy. How do i get a girlfriend?
Impressive, for an idiot or a lunatic.
Resonate
Profile Joined October 2002
United Kingdom8402 Posts
September 27 2005 18:53 GMT
#85
call or fold? Kojack with AQ4 flop and been moved all-in by the short-stack... He's aggressive all game but it's not worked out for him.
Memory lane in nice
FalliNinLove
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
Slovakia865 Posts
September 27 2005 19:58 GMT
#86
On September 28 2005 01:55 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2005 01:46 FalliNinLove wrote:
How many times in a hour u masturbate over a picture of Celine Dion?


Disgusting

Well Yes actually but its not me that is doin it
FalliNinLove
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
Slovakia865 Posts
September 27 2005 20:01 GMT
#87
Q: What is that u want from your life???
Is it
a) House, Car, 8hour work, Wife, 2 Children
b) Something more?
c) Else....
Chris307
Profile Joined June 2004
3095 Posts
September 27 2005 20:18 GMT
#88
Celine Dion happens to be a beautiful human being with a beautiful voice.

It's perfectly natural to... want to u masturbate over a picture of Celine Dion many times in a hour.
PUSH DICE CUP BACK AND I SHOOT CRAP
karelen
Profile Joined October 2003
Sweden2407 Posts
September 27 2005 21:26 GMT
#89
why is there always one sock missing when i do my laundry? where do they go? and most importantly can we expect a massive attack from renegade socks anytime in the near future?
zzzzzz
drc
Profile Joined October 2004
Finland261 Posts
September 27 2005 22:07 GMT
#90
would you like to have a smaller penis?
I have two holes in my wall, from losing in quake 3 and broodwar... I really got a problem. (c) SkY
Izenra
Profile Joined October 2004
Canada679 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-09-27 22:48:28
September 27 2005 22:46 GMT
#91
On September 28 2005 05:18 Chris307 wrote:
Celine Dion happens to be a beautiful human


I dunno about that.
On September 28 2005 05:18 Chris307 wrote:
with a beautiful voice.

Yea probably, but not much different from american Idol stuff.
On September 28 2005 05:18 Chris307 wrote:

It's perfectly natural to... want to u masturbate over a picture of Celine Dion many times in a hour.


Now I strongly disagree and am grossed by that.


Fakesteve :

question : How to you restreint(?) yourself to not punch dumb people in the face?
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22261 Posts
September 27 2005 23:27 GMT
#92
On September 28 2005 07:46 Izenra wrote:

question : How to you restreint(?) yourself to not punch dumb people in the face?


Easy; he has robots do it for him.
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
CCHS
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States614 Posts
September 27 2005 23:49 GMT
#93
On September 28 2005 03:23 Blue.Turtle wrote:
Steve i'm a fat american ugly highschool boy. How do i get a girlfriend?

ROFL!!!!
Believe in the Ball! Throw Yourself!
CCHS
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States614 Posts
September 27 2005 23:50 GMT
#94
On September 28 2005 05:18 Chris307 wrote:
Celine Dion happens to be a beautiful human being with a beautiful voice.

It's perfectly natural to... want to u masturbate over a picture of Celine Dion many times in a hour.

ROFLMFAO
Believe in the Ball! Throw Yourself!
Energies
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Australia3225 Posts
September 28 2005 00:00 GMT
#95
On September 28 2005 08:49 CCHS wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2005 03:23 Blue.Turtle wrote:
Steve i'm a fat american ugly highschool boy. How do i get a girlfriend?

ROFL!!!!


Already set as my signature.
"Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder but dont nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight" - Ronnie Coleman.
iNsaNe-
Profile Joined January 2005
Finland5201 Posts
September 28 2005 00:01 GMT
#96
Steve how do I have sex with an umbrella?
It takes a fool to remain sane.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32281 Posts
September 28 2005 00:25 GMT
#97
If you could visit 5 TL.net members right now (which you dont know already), Who would they be?


FIRE ZE MISSILES?
Moderator<:3-/-<
HaiVan
Profile Joined April 2005
Bulgaria1698 Posts
September 28 2005 00:54 GMT
#98
On September 28 2005 03:23 Blue.Turtle wrote:
Steve i'm a fat american ugly highschool boy. How do i get a girlfriend?

You don't.
Listen to The Special One
True_Spike
Profile Joined July 2004
Poland3434 Posts
September 28 2005 01:02 GMT
#99
Will you marry me? ; )
Return
Profile Joined June 2005
Ivory Coast859 Posts
September 28 2005 01:07 GMT
#100
will you marry True_Spike?

where are you we miss you >,.<


and how doomed is Chris in the Celine Dion case?
Diiiscoo-oh, thats where the happy people go!
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