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FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
November 03 2005 11:30 GMT
#361
On November 03 2005 20:14 Patriot.dlk wrote:
Hey Steve I have this friend, He's 26 years old and still lives with his parents.. He's a virgin and he might also be gay but i doubt it.. (no the friend is not myself)

A week ago he started talking about his girlfriend from Norway...I asked him like; WTF we live in sweden how the fuck did you find that chick?
He told me this: I love her very much. I first saw her on internet but now i've met her twice!!!

Is the picture he sent me from google and the story a fake, or is he about to get his first action? Remember he's sort of ugly..

edit: He's bin in Norway twice in short time, thats why Im even asking


He sounds like a lonely, lonely guy. There's no way to tell if the picture is fake or not because I haven't seen it

it'll probably blow up in his face because he sounds like he's too socially awkward to make anything happen
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Chris307
Profile Joined June 2004
3095 Posts
November 03 2005 11:37 GMT
#362
On October 25 2005 17:52 greatmeh wrote:
0, what kind of stupid is that
I on the other hand, have a real question


Actually it's a good question. Since the concept of "cold" derives simply from the absence of energy (or heat) and the fahrenheit/celcius scales always produce some measurable degree of heat, this person's question could easily be answered, if I knew more about this!

But the correct answer would indeed be a degree greater than zero. Simple math like zero times two wouldn't work for this kind of question.
PUSH DICE CUP BACK AND I SHOOT CRAP
Patriot.dlk
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Sweden5462 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-11-03 11:51:06
November 03 2005 11:49 GMT
#363
Fact is.. It can hardly blow up since no person alive _really_ cares about him accept for parents or w/e and below is the picture!
Edit: picture removed.
But your right about the "lonley, lonley part... Anyway I have another question;

In the Swedish newspapers you can read about how the rape crimes is alot more common these days.. more then 12% of the total rape is the "attack" type of crime. Like a girl walking home and five guys attack her.. 60% is committed in the safety of our homes (that sounds like bs but w/e)

Swedish law is sort of lame since we believe in the good in humanity. 2-4 years in jail is like the maximum time (Never really seen 4 years though)

Q:
If my sister / gf gets raped, should I kill the guy and take about 2,5-5 years in jail or let him do the time instead?

Q:
Lets pretend that raping is fun or sometin... Are some girls worth it seeing how the jailtime is no more then 5 years?

Q: My girlfriend dosen't really walk home alone.. But sometimes; should i get her some kind of nonlethal weapon?

FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
November 03 2005 11:49 GMT
#364
haha

i'd just convert to fahrenheit and tell him 64 degrees

or vice versa if hes already in fahrenheit

think outside the box chris
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
November 03 2005 11:49 GMT
#365
patriot that picture is disgusting, please remove it
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Patriot.dlk
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Sweden5462 Posts
November 03 2005 11:52 GMT
#366
Done=] Now answer my questions! Its the single most talked subject right now in Sweden=p
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
November 03 2005 13:07 GMT
#367
Well nobody does something because they'll "only" get 2-4 years

1. Killing him makes you worse than he is
2. It's FIVE YEARS. I'm 19 years old. I can't even remember being 14.
3. Get her a can of Mace if she's paranoid
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Patriot.dlk
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Sweden5462 Posts
November 03 2005 20:32 GMT
#368
No girl is worth a few years in jail? I doubt I would ever get more then 1-2 years since I have no crimehistory=p

If rape was considered fun, I can think of more then one girl I could rape becouse she's just so damn hothotohothot... (I know you would too if you saw her) So if rape was fun I would do jailtime!
shasin
Profile Joined May 2005
Romania899 Posts
November 03 2005 20:46 GMT
#369
sticking your head in a horse's behind would be VERY FUN. Take some pictures too. Make a 360degree view.
Begone the fools that lead me - I need not to know
RaGe
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Belgium9950 Posts
November 03 2005 22:24 GMT
#370
On November 04 2005 05:32 Patriot.dlk wrote:
No girl is worth a few years in jail? I doubt I would ever get more then 1-2 years since I have no crimehistory=p

If rape was considered fun, I can think of more then one girl I could rape becouse she's just so damn hothotohothot... (I know you would too if you saw her) So if rape was fun I would do jailtime!


rape is sick and will always be sick and never considered fun if you can think of a girl you would rape you're thinking about destroying her fucking life

I hope you get assraped so you realise this shit isnt funny
Moderatorsometimes I get intimidated by the size of my right testicle
Konni
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
Germany3044 Posts
November 03 2005 22:27 GMT
#371
Don't you ever think of other persos feelings?
Forgottenfrog
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States1268 Posts
November 03 2005 22:35 GMT
#372
A rape thread now. I personally wouldn't want to get rape so treat people the way you want to be treated?
Patriot.dlk
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Sweden5462 Posts
November 03 2005 22:43 GMT
#373
On November 04 2005 07:24 RaGe wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 04 2005 05:32 Patriot.dlk wrote:
No girl is worth a few years in jail? I doubt I would ever get more then 1-2 years since I have no crimehistory=p

If rape was considered fun, I can think of more then one girl I could rape becouse she's just so damn hothotohothot... (I know you would too if you saw her) So if rape was fun I would do jailtime!


rape is sick and will always be sick and never considered fun if you can think of a girl you would rape you're thinking about destroying her fucking life

I hope you get assraped so you realise this shit isnt funny


Dont be retarded. I burn for this subject but since a long time i've stopped with the hatred method and joked about it instead.. The question is, if you dont se the negative sides about it other then the jail time.. Imo then it would be worth it
RaGe
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Belgium9950 Posts
November 03 2005 22:47 GMT
#374
On November 04 2005 07:43 Patriot.dlk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 04 2005 07:24 RaGe wrote:
On November 04 2005 05:32 Patriot.dlk wrote:
No girl is worth a few years in jail? I doubt I would ever get more then 1-2 years since I have no crimehistory=p

If rape was considered fun, I can think of more then one girl I could rape becouse she's just so damn hothotohothot... (I know you would too if you saw her) So if rape was fun I would do jailtime!


rape is sick and will always be sick and never considered fun if you can think of a girl you would rape you're thinking about destroying her fucking life

I hope you get assraped so you realise this shit isnt funny


Dont be retarded. I burn for this subject but since a long time i've stopped with the hatred method and joked about it instead.. The question is, if you dont se the negative sides about it other then the jail time.. Imo then it would be worth it


that means that

1. You'd think rape was cool if it didnt hurt the other girl

2. If the hot girl agreed with it and she didnt feel bad aboutt he rape or something, you'd happily spend 5 years in jail to have sex with her

the question is still retarded
Moderatorsometimes I get intimidated by the size of my right testicle
Patriot.dlk
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Sweden5462 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-11-03 22:51:54
November 03 2005 22:50 GMT
#375
If I was a psykopath for example, or a guy who dont give a shit.. Thats what I wanted to compare with.. Im sure some of the guys doing it dont care about 2 years, bet they are just plain proud sometimes.. (maybe picture that guy in Con Air with alot of tatoo)

You see 5 years is REALLY high in sweden.. Never that high so its better to talk about 2-4 =)
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36399 Posts
November 03 2005 22:51 GMT
#376
fakesteve is patriot.dlk a rapist?
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CCHS
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States614 Posts
November 03 2005 23:13 GMT
#377
Hey Steve whats your favorite strat as Zerg?Protoss?Terran?
Believe in the Ball! Throw Yourself!
greatmeh
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Canada1964 Posts
November 03 2005 23:15 GMT
#378
ehh, im guessing u dont know who opeth is
does anyone know who opeth is? if no shame on u all, shame on u all.

opeth

suggested songs: all of 'em!!

of course u might know opeth and just ignoring my question, which would make me look like a dumbass, but i already look like a dumbass cause i (being so arrogant) got that temperature question wrong, o well
Physician *
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4146 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-21 08:25:06
April 21 2009 08:24 GMT
#379
who should the pony express interview next? tell us oracle
"I have beheld the births of negative-suns and borne witness to the entropy of entire realities...."
Biff The Understudy
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
France8078 Posts
April 21 2009 08:45 GMT
#380
On September 27 2005 23:19 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 27 2005 23:14 ChezGod wrote:
Should sociologists try to discover why people commit crimes or figure out better ways to run prisons?


Both are probably fruitless endeavors. Running a prison 'better' isnt really possible, because it's still just a detention center for criminals. Trying to figure out 'why' people commit crimes won't get you anywhere. It has too much to do with upbringing and moral fibre, two things which can't be controlled.

Ever heard of
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The fellow who is out to burn things up is the counterpart of the fool who thinks he can save the world. The world needs neither to be burned up nor to be saved. The world is, we are. Transients, if we buck it; here to stay if we accept it. ~H.Miller
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