EPTOn October 20 2005 00:45 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
This might as well be back too
This might as well be back too
Yay!
So tell us Steve, in the 3 weeks since this thread was last posted in, what have you learned/experienced?
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EvilTeletubby
Baltimore, USA22259 Posts
Yay! So tell us Steve, in the 3 weeks since this thread was last posted in, what have you learned/experienced? | ||
FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
I also wrote a short piece for a SomethingAwful.com writing contest, now i have to do another because I made it through to round 2 other than that it's been work, work, work | ||
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Painter
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EvilTeletubby
Baltimore, USA22259 Posts
On October 20 2005 00:52 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote: I'm going to a Judas Priest show tomorrow, actually. gl hf | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
"It's my understanding that there was a point in time where the cities were tame. A time where you could wander the boulevards at three in the morning without being hassled by a coke addict who would punch the baby Jesus in the throat for a taste. Then, as is my understanding, the eighties arrived. The glory of debauchery, the tight pants. The days in which if your total weight was less than 25% hairspray, you weren't a real man. The guitar was in charge, baby, and you could sell your soul to the devil for an eight dollar cassette. Fast times, faster women, that's what it was about, man. Fuck the world, fuck 'the man', and fuck you too! It ain't that way no more, no sir. Now I go to work and I wear a button-down shirt and a fucking tie. The world ain't about sex and drugs anymore, man. It's about some shitstain with a Comm-Tech degree and a retail job looking down his nose at you. I just want to buy some headphones, man. It's about the cunt behind the counter at the music store scoffing because you've never heard of the Rednobby Copperdinks or whatever terrible indie band he's latched onto this week. I just want to buy a Maiden album, man. My fast fingers ain't doing me any good, metal's got no place anymore. I can't fuck the world in the ass until I fill out the appropriate 'Anal Intercourse With A Planet' forms. The world's gone to shit. The people are peddling social status more than ever, and it comes with a belt clip and a camera. I long for a day when blazing solos and a rum and coke run the universe. I long for a day when I can do blow off an underaged groupie's chest, and no one looks twice. No rules, man. Ain't gonna happen. I spend my days pushing gizmos on chumps, and my nights lamenting it. There's nothing I can do but play guitar and resent whatever culturally relevant similes are created by the sadsacks that have replaced comedians. Wouldn't we all rather it went back to the way it was, back to the days of deviance, the days of no shame? I'd rather dress up like a homosexual and fire off riffs than do whatever the fuck it is I do now. You know you feel the same, but it ain't gonna happen, man. No way. The crazy days are gone, forever. The world looks tame again, only the coke addict is still around. He's on meth now, and he'd stab you in the fucking pelvis for a hit. And the kids dress like women, and they tell you they'll "choke you out and ground n' pound" because they watch too much fucking UFC on Spike TV. So what're you gonna do? What can you do? Nothing but listen to sludgy guitars and songs about some asshole's girlfriend, and wait for they heyday of rock to return. You'll sit around and wonder what's wrong with the kids today, what's wrong with music today, what's wrong with everything? You'll cave, and you'll don the same suit and tie that everyone else has to wear. Your axe will collect dust in a corner of your crawlspace, and your woman will gain thirty pounds and divorce you for the money. That's the reality today, that's life, and you'll ride it out until the train of consequences comes thundering back to station. Some day, man. Some day." | ||
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baal
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Chibi[OWNS]
United Kingdom10597 Posts
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On October 20 2005 02:38 baal wrote: Are you posting so much just to have more than me because you feel insecure about your penis size? i'm bored  | ||
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ColdSoup
United States447 Posts
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hasuwar
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pinbaLL
Sweden1711 Posts
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Insane
United States4991 Posts
His was just so hilariously random! | ||
CTStalker
Canada9720 Posts
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jjun212
Canada2208 Posts
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On October 20 2005 11:32 ColdSoup wrote: well written, but you werent necessarily rocking in the eighties at age four. its fiction | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On October 20 2005 03:15 Chibi[OWNS] wrote: that's hot, what's the competition for Just a writing contest on the SomethingAwful.com forum | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On October 20 2005 11:33 hasuwar wrote: FakeSteve, why are you without your blue letters? I'm not staff, they should have been removed when i told the rest of the staff i wasnt going to do any more starcraft-related work, but meat is lazy or something | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On October 20 2005 11:37 pinbaLL wrote: How many maiden-concerts have you been to ;;? None. Next year I play to remedy that. | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On October 20 2005 12:02 CTStalker wrote: that's cool, I would have liked to have written something for it had I known about this contest. was it just advertised in the sa forums? Yep | ||
ToKoreaWithLove
Norway10161 Posts
Great text man, hope you'll win. | ||
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