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FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
October 20 2005 05:31 GMT
#341
It already got me to round two, so I have to write another

I'll post that one when i finish it
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Painter
Profile Joined October 2005
353 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-10-20 06:39:18
October 20 2005 06:38 GMT
#342
Why is hamburgers made of beef but ham is pig.
Why is hotdog called dog when it is never dog meat.
Boxer dropped only 1 Goliath to harrass. that is the Boxer way
StarN
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2587 Posts
October 20 2005 06:42 GMT
#343
Give me guidelines for getting a girlfriend.
Retired BW Noob
Tien
Profile Joined January 2003
Russian Federation4447 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-10-20 07:12:00
October 20 2005 07:10 GMT
#344
Girlfriend? pshhhhhhh, you noob.

You dont need fakesteve to tell you what to do.

Real men use this:

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We decide our own destiny
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22254 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-10-20 08:23:16
October 20 2005 08:22 GMT
#345
On October 20 2005 15:38 Painter wrote:
Why is hamburgers made of beef but ham is pig.


"Hamburger itself did not come from Hamburg. Instead, the term comes from Hamburg steak, which was a dish on American restaurant menus by the 1880s. It consisted of cut-up beef eaten cold, and it was apparently so named because it was associated with immigrants who came from Hamburg. By 1889 the dish was called hamburger steak, and by 1901, it was shortened to hamburger and was ground meat fried or grilled in a patty."

I looked around google a bit, seems popular theory is either this, or it's just flat-out named for Hamburg, Germany, where it may have been created.

Why is hotdog called dog when it is never dog meat.


"There are many stories about the origin of the term hot dog, most of them false. First, let's start with what we know.

The first known use of the term is in the Yale Record of 19 Oct 1895, which contains the sentence:

They contentedly munched hot dogs during the whole service.

Two weeks earlier, that same paper recorded:

But I delight to bite the dog
When placed inside the bun.

The hot is obvious, but why dog? It is a reference to the alleged contents of the sausage. The association of sausages and dog meat goes back quite a bit further. The term dog has been used as a synonym for sausage since at least 1884 and citations accusing sausage-makers of using dog meat date to at least 1845. So hot dog is simply an extension of the older use of dog to mean a sausage."

(source: wordorigins.org)
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ZaplinG
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3818 Posts
October 20 2005 08:54 GMT
#346
how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
hunter-AS
Profile Joined October 2005
Tadjikistan12 Posts
October 20 2005 12:55 GMT
#347
On October 20 2005 16:10 Tien wrote:
Girlfriend? pshhhhhhh, you noob.

You dont need fakesteve to tell you what to do.

Real men use this:

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aahh A+ post haha I love it
SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
October 20 2005 13:09 GMT
#348
On October 20 2005 17:54 ZaplinG wrote:
how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


If a wood chuck could chuck, a wood chuck would chuck all the wood he could.
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
Forgottenfrog
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States1268 Posts
October 20 2005 13:54 GMT
#349
On October 20 2005 22:09 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 20 2005 17:54 ZaplinG wrote:
how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


If a wood chuck could chuck, a wood chuck would chuck all the wood he could.


its ask fakesteve no sweetlemons =P

why is the world round?
FuDDx *
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States5008 Posts
October 20 2005 14:01 GMT
#350
why can i sit down and eat all the rocky road ice cream and still not be satisfied ^^ so good
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Balloon-Man-FuDD/237447769616965?ref=hl
SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
October 20 2005 14:14 GMT
#351
When will my Halo 2 slump end? I've been playing like shit the last couple of days, even against people I dominated just days before. When will it end, and why am I in it?

Secondly, will I get the job I just applied for at a bank near my house? And will I, afterwards, burn the building of my current job down?
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
ToKoreaWithLove
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Norway10161 Posts
October 20 2005 14:19 GMT
#352
Steve, i have a girl problem.

I'm dating a great girl for 2+ years now, and it is nice. We are moving into a new house in a few days. But there's this new girl at work who is really hot and also ready for some action, she has a bf herself. I spent the last two months trying to forget all about her and when she went away for 3 weeks I figured I would forget. Then she came back yesterday and shw was better than ever. Should I be a freebird and have an affair or be a grownup and do the right thing?
ModeratorFather of bunnies
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
October 20 2005 14:21 GMT
#353
in korea it would be culturally unacceptable for you not to have an affair
why so 진지해?
Highways
Profile Joined July 2005
Australia6103 Posts
October 25 2005 08:45 GMT
#354
If today is zero degrees and tommorow is suposed to be twice as hot what would be the temperature tommorow?
#1 Terran hater
greatmeh
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Canada1964 Posts
October 25 2005 08:52 GMT
#355
0, what kind of stupid is that
I on the other hand, have a real question

FakeSteve, is Opeth the best?
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
October 25 2005 09:16 GMT
#356
FakeSteve,

how do you make this panda
http://www.collegebored.net/temp/DSC00850.JPG

i demand detailed instructions in ms paint.
Hates Fun🤔
Chraej
Profile Joined October 2005
United States246 Posts
October 25 2005 12:14 GMT
#357
that panda is done in the ancient bohemian arithmatic.
heres the equation:
1x * 2 * greek²+
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current state: padawan in search of a master
Patriot.dlk
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Sweden5462 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-11-03 11:20:20
November 03 2005 11:14 GMT
#358
Hey Steve I have this friend, He's 26 years old and still lives with his parents.. He's a virgin and he might also be gay but i doubt it.. (no the friend is not myself)

A week ago he started talking about his girlfriend from Norway...I asked him like; WTF we live in sweden how the fuck did you find that chick?
He told me this: I love her very much. I first saw her on internet but now i've met her twice!!!

Is the picture he sent me from google and the story a fake, or is he about to get his first action? Remember he's sort of ugly..

edit: He's bin in Norway twice in short time, thats why Im even asking
SuperJongMan
Profile Blog Joined March 2003
Jamaica11586 Posts
November 03 2005 11:17 GMT
#359
Fake. Doesn't take much to figure that one out
POWER OVERWHELMING ! ! ! KRUU~ KRUU~
Chris307
Profile Joined June 2004
3095 Posts
November 03 2005 11:28 GMT
#360
On October 20 2005 22:54 Forgottenfrog wrote:
why is the world round?


When matter is all drawn to a single point on a three-dimensional plane, it will form into a sphere for obvious reasons.

However, Earth is not perfectly round! It is a spheroid that widens along the equator and flattens at the surface around the poles. The change is very subtle, and is caused by the centrifugal force generated by Earth's spin. Barely noticeable to the human eye, this causes Earth's diameter through the equator to be 97 miles greater than its diameter along the axis, which is approximately 7,900 miles.
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