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tomson
Profile Joined November 2002
Poland641 Posts
September 28 2005 01:18 GMT
#101
On September 28 2005 02:36 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
Every Polish guy I've ever met has been pretty unfriendly


What did I ever do to you ? :<
HeavenS
Profile Joined August 2004
Colombia2259 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-09-28 01:38:06
September 28 2005 01:37 GMT
#102
Is Jesus coming back?

What would happen if he took Ecstacy?
Im cooler than the other side of the pillow.
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 28 2005 02:25 GMT
#103
On September 28 2005 03:12 XaI)CyRiC wrote:
How would you describe each TL.net staff member in 1-2 sentences? If you're not sure who counts as staff, then name whatever staff comes to mind.

What are your plans for the next 10 years?

How similar is your TL.net persona to your actual self?


too long

don't know

pretty similar
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 28 2005 02:26 GMT
#104
On September 28 2005 03:18 ffswowsucks wrote:
to the post with the nationalities want to add what u think of greeks


my barber is greek
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-11-03 13:19:28
September 28 2005 02:27 GMT
#105
On September 28 2005 03:23 Blue.Turtle wrote:
Steve i'm a fat american ugly highschool boy. How do i get a girlfriend?


As soon as you stop giving a shit that you're ugly, and take some steps to get rid of the fat, your confidence will skyrocket.

Seriously go for a jog every morning you'll be in shape pretty quick unless you're a tugboat right now.
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 28 2005 02:28 GMT
#106
On September 28 2005 03:53 Resonate wrote:
call or fold? Kojack with AQ4 flop and been moved all-in by the short-stack... He's aggressive all game but it's not worked out for him.


four outs lol
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 28 2005 02:29 GMT
#107
On September 28 2005 05:01 FalliNinLove wrote:
Q: What is that u want from your life???
Is it
a) House, Car, 8hour work, Wife, 2 Children
b) Something more?
c) Else....


I don't know. I don't really care what I have as long as I'm happy
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 28 2005 02:29 GMT
#108
On September 28 2005 06:26 karelen wrote:
why is there always one sock missing when i do my laundry? where do they go? and most importantly can we expect a massive attack from renegade socks anytime in the near future?


No, you just missed a few because your room is such a dump.

Go clean up, you slob
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 28 2005 02:30 GMT
#109
On September 28 2005 07:07 drc wrote:
would you like to have a smaller penis?


No
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ColdSoup
Profile Joined February 2005
United States447 Posts
September 28 2005 02:30 GMT
#110
Which do you prefer, hot or cold soup?
What type of soup?
What in your soup, cheese? crackers?
Cambells or Other..
Will you marry me?
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 28 2005 02:31 GMT
#111
On September 28 2005 07:46 Izenra wrote:
question : How to you restreint(?) yourself to not punch dumb people in the face?


With random people on the street, i don't tap the glass. Let 'em be stupid, who gives a shit.

Among people I know, we all have a good laugh when someone does something stupid.

I don't have to worry about it much
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 28 2005 02:32 GMT
#112
On September 28 2005 09:01 iNsaNe- wrote:
Steve how do I have sex with an umbrella?


cut a hole in it silly
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 28 2005 02:33 GMT
#113
On September 28 2005 09:25 IntoTheWow wrote:
If you could visit 5 TL.net members right now (which you dont know already), Who would they be?


FIRE ZE MISSILES?


The only TL member who lives where I do is Zerius, so...

Rekrul, Eri, Excal, ETT, aaaaaand... Dave
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 28 2005 02:33 GMT
#114
On September 28 2005 10:02 True_Spike wrote:
Will you marry me? ; )


only for tax purposes
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 28 2005 02:34 GMT
#115
On September 28 2005 10:07 Return wrote:
will you marry True_Spike?

where are you we miss you >,.<


and how doomed is Chris in the Celine Dion case?


only for tax purposes

i'm dead call the coffin maker please

chris has odd tastes and will for the rest of his life. he can't help it leave him alone oh god
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 28 2005 02:34 GMT
#116
On September 28 2005 10:18 tomson wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2005 02:36 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
Every Polish guy I've ever met has been pretty unfriendly


What did I ever do to you ? :<


Oh, right, except tomson, who is absolutely adorable

seriously tomson is the man he was really friendly in SF

other than him though mostly unfriendly
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 28 2005 02:35 GMT
#117
On September 28 2005 10:37 eG)HeavenS wrote:
Is Jesus coming back?

What would happen if he took Ecstacy?


Dude when he said he was "going to the store" he really meant "ditching on you and your mother". Learn to face reality.

HE WOULD BE SOOOOOOOO HAPPY
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 28 2005 02:36 GMT
#118
On September 28 2005 11:30 ColdSoup wrote:
Which do you prefer, hot or cold soup?
What type of soup?
What in your soup, cheese? crackers?
Cambells or Other..
Will you marry me?


I don't eat soup, so no I won't marry you
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greatmeh
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Canada1964 Posts
September 28 2005 02:56 GMT
#119
should i go to university, get maried and have a crap load of kids?
should i quit smoking herb?
Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6774 Posts
September 28 2005 03:30 GMT
#120
Polish people are friendly, like seriously every one I ever met was cool
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