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FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 28 2005 07:49 GMT
#141
On September 28 2005 16:09 MhX wrote:
Who is Mike Jones?


who cares
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OverTheUnder
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2929 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-09-28 07:57:33
September 28 2005 07:49 GMT
#142
On September 28 2005 16:30 mr2hot4u15 wrote:
why is john frusciante so incredible at chord progression, creating songs, and improvisation?

*especially when paired with flea

answer to manit0us question is fuck the girl like an animal as soon as possible


also, why do the Red Hot Chili Peppers kick so much ass in general?

edit: format issues
Honor would be taking it up the ass and curing all diseases, damn how stupid can people get. -baal http://puertoricanbw.ytmnd.com/
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 28 2005 07:53 GMT
#143
On September 28 2005 16:04 Manit0u wrote:
Background:
Ok, last time I've been at the wedding (2days ago) I met this really awesome girl (well, I wouldn't give her 10/10 for appeareance - at most 7-8/10, but I'd give her 10/10 for personality). What's important here for 3/4 time I've seen her (we've been dancing, hugging, drinking, talking etc. for the whole evening) I was AT LEAST intoxicated and I've ended very stoned (measure: sober - extremely oliviated, if you played any MUD's before you'll understand it perfectly). I liked the girl very much.

Problems:
She lives over 100 miles away.
I don't have a car or a driver's license.

Questions:
Do you believe in the 'long distance' relationships (I don't, but I've never tried it before)?
I'm going to meet her this weekend to verify my first impression (smart choice). If it won't be as good as it (the first impression):
Should I dump her?
Should I meet with her again to 'double check' my choice?

Lame questions but I'm in a lame situation about now (or I think it's lame because I'm a bit drunk).
And if I look at the questions above it becomes more and more lame


Take it easy, man. Enjoy yourself when she's not around, but hook up when you can if she's as great as you think she is. Either just hang out until you get a driver's license or just fuck like rabbits for a few months, either way just cool off, have some fun. Don't get hung up on her if you're not going to see her very much, there's just no point.
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28923 Posts
September 28 2005 07:55 GMT
#144
why are people using this thread for relationship advice?
Moderator
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 28 2005 07:57 GMT
#145
On September 28 2005 15:50 randomKo_Orean wrote:
if you could have sex with any human being, what would be your top 5?


Uhhh..

Mila Jovovich, Jessica Alba, Eva Longoria, Elisha Cuthbert aaaaaaaaand.... Grace Park, even though I've never even seen the show she's on
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 28 2005 07:58 GMT
#146
On September 28 2005 16:30 mr2hot4u15 wrote:
why is john frusciante so incredible at chord progression, creating songs, and improvisation?

*especially when paired with flea

answer to manit0us question is fuck the girl like an animal as soon as possible


Who knows

Flea is pretty good though
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 28 2005 07:58 GMT
#147
On September 28 2005 16:45 Luhh wrote:
...Who's the real Steve..?


read the thread
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OverTheUnder
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2929 Posts
September 28 2005 07:58 GMT
#148
lol, cause its fakesteve man~_~
Honor would be taking it up the ass and curing all diseases, damn how stupid can people get. -baal http://puertoricanbw.ytmnd.com/
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 28 2005 07:58 GMT
#149
On September 28 2005 16:55 Liquid`Drone wrote:
why are people using this thread for relationship advice?


because i'm a stud, baby
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new_construct
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Canada1041 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-09-28 08:02:50
September 28 2005 08:02 GMT
#150
why did u make this thread?
Blue.Turtle
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States27 Posts
September 28 2005 08:04 GMT
#151
if you were stuck on a desert island and HAD to pick a teamliquid member to be with you there, who would you pick?
Impressive, for an idiot or a lunatic.
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 28 2005 08:08 GMT
#152
On September 28 2005 17:02 new_construct wrote:
why did u make this thread?


i was kind of hoping you'd ask me a question becase you're kind of my hero
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 28 2005 08:08 GMT
#153
On September 28 2005 17:04 Blue.Turtle wrote:
if you were stuck on a desert island and HAD to pick a teamliquid member to be with you there, who would you pick?


Zerius
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inc
Profile Joined June 2003
Sweden889 Posts
September 28 2005 08:10 GMT
#154
what thoughts pops up in your mind when you think of the scandinavian countrys?
favorite scandinavian country?
favorite man-whore?
i savour every bit of the numerous gifts life is offering me, having no worries, goals or regrets, constantly trading time for pleasure
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 28 2005 08:11 GMT
#155
On September 28 2005 17:10 inc wrote:
what thoughts pops up in your mind when you think of the scandinavian countrys?
favorite scandinavian country?
favorite man-whore?


Vikings, Norway, Eri
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Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28923 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-09-28 08:11:30
September 28 2005 08:11 GMT
#156
eri norway eri

edit : haha wow I was close
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 28 2005 08:12 GMT
#157
very close
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SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
September 28 2005 08:14 GMT
#158
Why am I not on your list of 5 TL.net members to meet? I am clearly a better choice than ETT, or Dave, so please explain. (We both have a near worship of Dave Mustaine)

Does Gatorade really rehydrate me better than plain water?

Why is Dave Mustaine so awesome?
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 28 2005 08:16 GMT
#159
On September 28 2005 17:14 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote:
Why am I not on your list of 5 TL.net members to meet? I am clearly a better choice than ETT, or Dave, so please explain. (We both have a near worship of Dave Mustaine)

Does Gatorade really rehydrate me better than plain water?

Why is Dave Mustaine so awesome?


Don't be a woman.

It probaby doesn't do much more than water can for what your physical requirements are

Quick wit and quicker fingers.
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
inc
Profile Joined June 2003
Sweden889 Posts
September 28 2005 08:17 GMT
#160
shit?
piss?
melon?
cameltoe?
smörgåsbord?
bagel?
afghanistan?
afghan?
afgh?
afg?
brainpool?
liverpool?
canadian cocks?
spanish boners?
bolivian asses?
hairdryer?
foot?
feet?
inch?
robot?
true?
false?
quick answer plz, very important
i savour every bit of the numerous gifts life is offering me, having no worries, goals or regrets, constantly trading time for pleasure
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