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lastprobeALIVE
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States974 Posts
September 28 2005 08:17 GMT
#161
when are you going to do weekly reports, that shit was great
when in doubt DT out
SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
September 28 2005 08:18 GMT
#162
On September 28 2005 17:16 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2005 17:14 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote:
Why am I not on your list of 5 TL.net members to meet? I am clearly a better choice than ETT, or Dave, so please explain. (We both have a near worship of Dave Mustaine)

Does Gatorade really rehydrate me better than plain water?

Why is Dave Mustaine so awesome?


Don't be a woman.

It probaby doesn't do much more than water can for what your physical requirements are

Quick wit and quicker fingers.


Could you explain how I'm being a woman? My level of awesome far surpasses all but Rekrul (just because he can ban me and he's kinda rich).

Could you elaborate on the "quick wit and quick fingers?"
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
HaiVan
Profile Joined April 2005
Bulgaria1698 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-09-28 08:22:25
September 28 2005 08:20 GMT
#163
On September 28 2005 16:22 SproutBoy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2005 00:24 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
On September 28 2005 00:22 OverTheUnder wrote:
Top 5 Guitarists of all time, in order if u can gogo:D
Im a bass player myself, do you play bass at all?


top 5 of all time is way too hard to do properly

my top 5 guitarists are

Randy Rhoads
Eddie Van Halen
Dave Mustaine
Slash
Dimebag

probably in that order
Your an idiot, jimie hendrix shat on all of those.

ololooolololol!!!11~1!! dude u cant even write Jimi Hendrix correctly!
Listen to The Special One
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 28 2005 08:21 GMT
#164
On September 28 2005 17:17 inc wrote:
shit?
piss?
melon?
cameltoe?
smörgåsbord?
bagel?
afghanistan?
afghan?
afgh?
afg?
brainpool?
liverpool?
canadian cocks?
spanish boners?
bolivian asses?
hairdryer?
foot?
feet?
inch?
robot?
true?
false?
quick answer plz, very important


no
no
sometimes
yeah
yes
yes
no
no
what
what
what
gogogo
huge
not huge
no
no
no
no
6.5
punch
yes
no
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 28 2005 08:21 GMT
#165
On September 28 2005 17:17 FlavOrs wrote:
when are you going to do weekly reports, that shit was great


never
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28831 Posts
September 28 2005 08:22 GMT
#166
sickoflife im pretty fucking able to ban you too
Moderator
ThePol002
Profile Joined July 2005
Canada90 Posts
September 28 2005 08:25 GMT
#167
you are my fucking hero. Why?
Chogs_User
Profile Joined January 2004
United States410 Posts
September 28 2005 08:27 GMT
#168
What happened to Talith?
Why do you wake up feeling really alert on exam days even if you were up until 3am studying?
Why are only the most retarded kinds of music played so loudly in open places?
Snap, crackle, or pop? and why?
Why did these losers schedule me for a 5:45pm-6:30pm 4 days a week?
Old
Haemonculus
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States6980 Posts
September 28 2005 08:28 GMT
#169
Fakesteve, what would you do with your army of darkness?
I admire your commitment to being *very* oily
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 28 2005 08:32 GMT
#170
On September 28 2005 17:18 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2005 17:16 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
On September 28 2005 17:14 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote:
Why am I not on your list of 5 TL.net members to meet? I am clearly a better choice than ETT, or Dave, so please explain. (We both have a near worship of Dave Mustaine)

Does Gatorade really rehydrate me better than plain water?

Why is Dave Mustaine so awesome?


Don't be a woman.

It probaby doesn't do much more than water can for what your physical requirements are

Quick wit and quicker fingers.


Could you explain how I'm being a woman? My level of awesome far surpasses all but Rekrul (just because he can ban me and he's kinda rich).

Could you elaborate on the "quick wit and quick fingers?"


obviously there are more than 5 people on TL i would like to meet, don't cry because you didn't make top 5. There are reasons why those 5 are the top.

He's a smart guy and he plays guitar like nobody else.
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 28 2005 08:34 GMT
#171
On September 28 2005 17:25 ThePol002 wrote:
you are my fucking hero. Why?


maybe you have good taste
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 28 2005 08:35 GMT
#172
On September 28 2005 17:27 Chogs_User wrote:
What happened to Talith?
Why do you wake up feeling really alert on exam days even if you were up until 3am studying?
Why are only the most retarded kinds of music played so loudly in open places?
Snap, crackle, or pop? and why?
Why did these losers schedule me for a 5:45pm-6:30pm 4 days a week?


Dunno
Being tired is psychological a lot of the time
They may be retarded to you, but that doesn't stop them from being well-liked by everyone else.
Rice Krispies are nasty and elves are for faggots
Because you are their scutwork bitch
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 28 2005 08:36 GMT
#173
On September 28 2005 17:28 Haemonculus wrote:
Fakesteve, what would you do with your army of darkness?


Ask ETT about my army
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
September 28 2005 08:38 GMT
#174
Highfive?
Moderator<:3-/-<
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 28 2005 08:41 GMT
#175
On September 28 2005 17:38 IntoTheWow wrote:
Highfive?


dude
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
L!MP
Profile Joined March 2003
Australia2067 Posts
September 28 2005 08:45 GMT
#176
what is the meaning of life?
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 28 2005 08:49 GMT
#177
On September 28 2005 17:45 L!MP wrote:
what is the meaning of life?


I'm 19 years old. The meaning of my life is "Drink, Fuck, and Play Guitar".
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20166 Posts
September 28 2005 08:51 GMT
#178
Evolution or Creationism?
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
September 28 2005 08:53 GMT
#179
On September 28 2005 17:22 Liquid`Drone wrote:
sickoflife im pretty fucking able to ban you too


Were you on there? If so, clearly, I don't touch your awesomeness.. Yeesh.
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
OhThatDang
Profile Joined August 2004
United States4685 Posts
September 28 2005 08:58 GMT
#180
if you were having a great night and you came home with a girl and she said "I want you inside of me" what would you do..and you don't gotta condom
troi oi thang map nai!!!
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