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SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
September 28 2005 11:24 GMT
#201
On September 28 2005 20:15 k3fka wrote:
Steve , wtf is joe black?
how many times a day you handjob?
Does michael Jackson turn you on?
Are you zias friend for getting laid purposes?
Christina or Britney(before the pregnancy)?
van dame or stallone?
Vin diesel or scharzenegger?



Who the fuck is "scharzenegger?"
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 28 2005 11:32 GMT
#202
On September 28 2005 20:15 k3fka wrote:
Steve , wtf is joe black?
how many times a day you handjob?
Does michael Jackson turn you on?
Are you zias friend for getting laid purposes?
Christina or Britney(before the pregnancy)?
van dame or stallone?
Vin diesel or scharzenegger?



Who knows
What?
What?
I've never been within 500 miles of zia
Sluts
STALLONE
SCHWARZENEGGER
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Gryffindor_us
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
United States5606 Posts
September 28 2005 11:33 GMT
#203
Steve, what do you think of me?
Remember 11-12-04. 이윤열 ~. |||| ZerO, IriS, JangBi, Stork, BackHo! Mah Jae Yoon is no longer a feared entity.
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 28 2005 11:35 GMT
#204
On September 28 2005 20:33 Gryffindor_us wrote:
Steve, what do you think of me?


I don't mind you one way or another
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EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22261 Posts
September 28 2005 11:46 GMT
#205
On September 28 2005 17:32 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
There are reasons why those 5 are the top.


I know I'm awesome and the leader of your fan club, by why would you want to meet me over some other people?
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 28 2005 11:48 GMT
#206
On September 28 2005 20:46 EvilTeletubby wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2005 17:32 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
There are reasons why those 5 are the top.


I know I'm awesome and the leader of your fan club, by why would you want to meet me over some other people?


you're a cool guy, i think you'd be fun to hang out with
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22261 Posts
September 28 2005 11:56 GMT
#207
On September 28 2005 20:48 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2005 20:46 EvilTeletubby wrote:
On September 28 2005 17:32 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
There are reasons why those 5 are the top.


I know I'm awesome and the leader of your fan club, by why would you want to meet me over some other people?


you're a cool guy, i think you'd be fun to hang out with


Nah, I'm boring as shit IRL. We'd probably just end up going to a strip bar or something.
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 28 2005 11:57 GMT
#208
being calm and collected in person is better than being batshit insane 24/7
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22261 Posts
September 28 2005 12:00 GMT
#209
What constitutes as "being batshit insane"?
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 28 2005 12:02 GMT
#210
as long as you don't giggle and snort and talk about the internet all day i think we'd get along great

thats all
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EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22261 Posts
September 28 2005 12:06 GMT
#211
On September 28 2005 21:02 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
as long as you don't giggle and snort and talk about the internet all day


wtf

Yeah we'd get along then.
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
Oxygen
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
Canada3581 Posts
September 28 2005 12:11 GMT
#212
On September 27 2005 23:09 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
This is a thread where I will answer any question at all. It won't be full of 'fucks' and 'shits', and it won't be full of quick one-liners.

This is Q&A with FakeSteve, about anything and everything. Personal questions, random curiosities, even advice.

Fire away.


What kind of pornography do you like?
Dont drink and derive. TSL: Made with Balls.
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 28 2005 12:12 GMT
#213
On September 28 2005 21:11 Oxygen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 27 2005 23:09 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
This is a thread where I will answer any question at all. It won't be full of 'fucks' and 'shits', and it won't be full of quick one-liners.

This is Q&A with FakeSteve, about anything and everything. Personal questions, random curiosities, even advice.

Fire away.


What kind of pornography do you like?


The regular stuff, no crazy fetishes here
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32282 Posts
September 28 2005 12:14 GMT
#214
If one day you become one great Guitar player

What look woudl you use? malmsteem like? Dickison like? your own? EXPLAIN.
Moderator<:3-/-<
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 28 2005 12:16 GMT
#215
I'd look the say way I do right now, Megadeth wristband and all
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ColdSoup
Profile Joined February 2005
United States447 Posts
September 28 2005 12:19 GMT
#216
Whats better old metallica or new metallica?
What do you think of primus?
What do you think of the newer metal scence aka Hardcore/Metalcore?
What is your ideal band ie. drummer, vocalist, bassist, guitar, another guitar if you like, keytar if you like, hehe its your band just tell me.
Oh and New rock or Classic rock?
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 28 2005 12:23 GMT
#217
On September 28 2005 21:19 ColdSoup wrote:
Whats better old metallica or new metallica?
What do you think of primus?
What do you think of the newer metal scence aka Hardcore/Metalcore?
What is your ideal band ie. drummer, vocalist, bassist, guitar, another guitar if you like, keytar if you like, hehe its your band just tell me.
Oh and New rock or Classic rock?


Metallica past the first two albums fucking sucks, and all the stuff on the first two albums was written by Dave Mustaine.

Primus is amusing and Les Claypool is pretty good.

Hardcore fucking sucks.

Dream band would be Iron Maiden with current lineup. I can't think of a single other group that just meshes so well.

99% of new music sucks, but most old rock is just as boring but people like it because its 'classic'. So, neither. Heavy Metal or fuck right off, I say.
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
ColdSoup
Profile Joined February 2005
United States447 Posts
September 28 2005 12:30 GMT
#218
On September 28 2005 21:23 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2005 21:19 ColdSoup wrote:
Whats better old metallica or new metallica?
What do you think of primus?
What do you think of the newer metal scence aka Hardcore/Metalcore?
What is your ideal band ie. drummer, vocalist, bassist, guitar, another guitar if you like, keytar if you like, hehe its your band just tell me.
Oh and New rock or Classic rock?


Metallica past the first two albums fucking sucks, and all the stuff on the first two albums was written by Dave Mustaine.

Primus is amusing and Les Claypool is pretty good.

Hardcore fucking sucks.

Dream band would be Iron Maiden with current lineup. I can't think of a single other group that just meshes so well.

99% of new music sucks, but most old rock is just as boring but people like it because its 'classic'. So, neither. Heavy Metal or fuck right off, I say.


In response to how you feel about Hardcore, I really like hardcore because compared to what is being played today and this emo bull shit. It is the closest thing I can get to some actual good musicianship(is that right) IMO. I just feel that a lot of the bands even though I haven't a clue what they are saying just have awesome musicians. And they play hard music.

I don't think that Primus is given enough credit. They are weird as shit yes, but the music is just plain good. They are just diffrent from anyone else.
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-09-28 12:35:09
September 28 2005 12:34 GMT
#219
Hardcore sucks because the vocalists all share the same terrible sound. I also hate the trend of using the snare drum with the snare off, and riding the crash cymbal for the entire song.

Also, hardcore scenesters just fucking piss me off. They're skinny, pretentious dorks, and somehow they think it allows them to be complete jerkoffs in public.


Edit "vocalists" not "songs"
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ColdSoup
Profile Joined February 2005
United States447 Posts
September 28 2005 12:37 GMT
#220
[QUOTE]On September 28 2005 21:34 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
Hardcore sucks because the vocalists all share the same terrible sound. I also hate the trend of using the snare drum with the snare off, and riding the crash cymbal for the entire song.
QUOTE]

Sorry don't know that much about music to realize when this happens, OR my ears aren't trained well enough. Not to mention i could give a fuck less how they act in public, it can't be any worse then any other celebrity. If you can even call them that.
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