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EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22261 Posts
September 28 2005 04:38 GMT
#121
On September 28 2005 11:33 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2005 09:25 IntoTheWow wrote:
If you could visit 5 TL.net members right now (which you dont know already), Who would they be?


FIRE ZE MISSILES?


The only TL member who lives where I do is Zerius, so...

Rekrul, Eri, Excal, ETT, aaaaaand... Dave


Holy shit.

<3 !!!
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
ItchReliever
Profile Joined April 2004
2489 Posts
September 28 2005 04:47 GMT
#122
Discuss a current international issue which demonstrates how international affairs and business intersect.

First experiences can be defining. Cite a first experience that you have had and explain its impact on you.
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22261 Posts
September 28 2005 05:07 GMT
#123
On September 28 2005 13:47 ItchReliever wrote:
Discuss a current international issue which demonstrates how international affairs and business intersect.

First experiences can be defining. Cite a first experience that you have had and explain its impact on you.


He's not going to do your homework.
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
ItchReliever
Profile Joined April 2004
2489 Posts
September 28 2005 05:11 GMT
#124
it's not my hw and i was interested to see how fakesteve would respond... especially on the first one.
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 28 2005 06:22 GMT
#125
On September 28 2005 13:47 ItchReliever wrote:
Discuss a current international issue which demonstrates how international affairs and business intersect.

First experiences can be defining. Cite a first experience that you have had and explain its impact on you.


too long to answer since i'm at work right now but i'll tackle it when i get home

but to the rest of you fire away cuz i have internet at work ha ha ha slacking off is A+
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
September 28 2005 06:24 GMT
#126
Steve, how come I'm so ridiculously awesome?
Moderatorfollow me on twitter if u think ur so tough @BooyaCow
OhThatDang
Profile Joined August 2004
United States4685 Posts
September 28 2005 06:29 GMT
#127
where do you work, and why?
troi oi thang map nai!!!
lIlIlIlIlIlI
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Korea (South)3851 Posts
September 28 2005 06:50 GMT
#128
--- Nuked ---
Manit0u
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Poland17843 Posts
September 28 2005 07:04 GMT
#129
Background:
Ok, last time I've been at the wedding (2days ago) I met this really awesome girl (well, I wouldn't give her 10/10 for appeareance - at most 7-8/10, but I'd give her 10/10 for personality). What's important here for 3/4 time I've seen her (we've been dancing, hugging, drinking, talking etc. for the whole evening) I was AT LEAST intoxicated and I've ended very stoned (measure: sober - extremely oliviated, if you played any MUD's before you'll understand it perfectly). I liked the girl very much.

Problems:
She lives over 100 miles away.
I don't have a car or a driver's license.

Questions:
Do you believe in the 'long distance' relationships (I don't, but I've never tried it before)?
I'm going to meet her this weekend to verify my first impression (smart choice). If it won't be as good as it (the first impression):
Should I dump her?
Should I meet with her again to 'double check' my choice?

Lame questions but I'm in a lame situation about now (or I think it's lame because I'm a bit drunk).
And if I look at the questions above it becomes more and more lame
Time is precious. Waste it wisely.
MhX
Profile Joined October 2004
United States317 Posts
September 28 2005 07:09 GMT
#130
Who is Mike Jones?
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 28 2005 07:10 GMT
#131
On September 28 2005 15:24 vGl-CoW wrote:
Steve, how come I'm so ridiculously awesome?


belgian beef, man
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 28 2005 07:10 GMT
#132
On September 28 2005 15:29 OhThatDang wrote:
where do you work, and why?


I work at The Source, because it pays well
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
-=SWM=-
Profile Joined September 2003
Canada306 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-09-28 07:16:26
September 28 2005 07:15 GMT
#133
What is your personal preference in women ( skinny, a little thick, Large, XXL , personality traits etc.)

What is your actual penis size?

When one is tired of sleeping around with bar chicks, how does one go about looking for a substantial relationship type find instead of your average weekend slut?

Have you ever slept with an older woman? if so how old is the oldest?

Edit: Why does meat not follow up on the Change my name please thread, Ive requested a name change :/ ?
Cheers
iNControL, the self proclaimed JLIG Prophet, Temp Banned for not heeding his own words, hilarity insues.
SproutBoy
Profile Joined January 2005
Australia382 Posts
September 28 2005 07:22 GMT
#134
On September 28 2005 00:24 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2005 00:22 OverTheUnder wrote:
Top 5 Guitarists of all time, in order if u can gogo:D
Im a bass player myself, do you play bass at all?


top 5 of all time is way too hard to do properly

my top 5 guitarists are

Randy Rhoads
Eddie Van Halen
Dave Mustaine
Slash
Dimebag

probably in that order
Your an idiot, jimie hendrix shat on all of those.
Way upon the mountain where she died....
DarkGhost]Coon[
Profile Joined February 2004
United States1471 Posts
September 28 2005 07:29 GMT
#135
lol pink guitar emo guy rofl 50 cent. word.
Common sense is not so common.
mr2hot4u15
Profile Joined February 2005
United States210 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-09-28 07:33:07
September 28 2005 07:30 GMT
#136
--- Nuked ---
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and fuuuuuurious anger
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32281 Posts
September 28 2005 07:34 GMT
#137
On September 28 2005 16:29 DarkGhost]Coon[ wrote:
lol pink guitar emo guy rofl 50 cent. word.



rofl
Moderator<:3-/-<
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 28 2005 07:37 GMT
#138
On September 28 2005 16:22 SproutBoy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2005 00:24 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
On September 28 2005 00:22 OverTheUnder wrote:
Top 5 Guitarists of all time, in order if u can gogo:D
Im a bass player myself, do you play bass at all?


top 5 of all time is way too hard to do properly

my top 5 guitarists are

Randy Rhoads
Eddie Van Halen
Dave Mustaine
Slash
Dimebag

probably in that order
Your an idiot, jimie hendrix shat on all of those.


If you really think Jimi Hendrix was better than Randy Rhoads you need to stop listening to other people and pick up a guitar, son
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Luhh
Profile Joined October 2003
Sweden2974 Posts
September 28 2005 07:45 GMT
#139
...Who's the real Steve..?
I wouldn´t call him stupid, but let´s just say he´s unlucky when thinking...
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 28 2005 07:49 GMT
#140
On September 28 2005 16:15 -=SWM=- wrote:
What is your personal preference in women ( skinny, a little thick, Large, XXL , personality traits etc.)

What is your actual penis size?

When one is tired of sleeping around with bar chicks, how does one go about looking for a substantial relationship type find instead of your average weekend slut?

Have you ever slept with an older woman? if so how old is the oldest?

Edit: Why does meat not follow up on the Change my name please thread, Ive requested a name change :/ ?
Cheers


Ideal woman would be half-asian, about my height or a bit taller (I'm 5'9), preferably with killer body. She would have to be as sarcastic and cynical as I am or we'd never get along in the long run.

Six and a half or so, probably the average

I don't know, i'm in the same place myself

only like 25 or so

i dunno, PM him
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
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