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FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 27 2005 16:12 GMT
#61
On September 28 2005 01:03 1INK wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2005 00:40 FuDDx wrote:
ritz or wheat thins?

i can answer this one

wheat thins
oh shit he decided to answer it

i figures i asks a question just so post isnt useless

are the subs in FF7 AC the least bit confusing? (no spoiler please)


haven't seen it
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 27 2005 16:12 GMT
#62
On September 28 2005 01:04 BroOd wrote:
So Fakesteve, the other day I'm in my back yard, driving golf balls toward the local pre-school, when I notice some chipmunks digging around in my garden. I darted over, scooped one up and snapped its neck like I was opening a snapple bottle. Benevolent man that I am, I assumed the gentle creatures would learn from my cautionary example, pack their things and go.

Today, I arose from my peaceful slumber to the sound of teeth chewing through my various plants. I pushed the marble statue of myself down the stairs, so the beasts would think I'd fallen down, and hopefully would continue munching, blissfully unaware that I was climbing onto the roof with my electronic crossbow. (its cool, it has a cell phone and mp3 player). Yet when I got to the roof, they were nowhere to be seen, like jewish people at a "manual labor" festival.

My question for you, Sir, is how do I rid myself and my bountiful garden of these creatures?


What the fuck is a chipmunk?

Didn't we already have the LSD talk
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
camooT
Profile Joined October 2004
United States1354 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-09-27 16:13:58
September 27 2005 16:13 GMT
#63
i'm getting an acoustic guitar, any recommendations? how about electric? electric-acoustic? i'm looking in the 200-300 price range for acoustic, 300-400 for electric.

wait
did you already answer this in my other thread
whatever
answer it again
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10833 Posts
September 27 2005 16:14 GMT
#64
On September 28 2005 01:12 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2005 01:04 BroOd wrote:
So Fakesteve, the other day I'm in my back yard, driving golf balls toward the local pre-school, when I notice some chipmunks digging around in my garden. I darted over, scooped one up and snapped its neck like I was opening a snapple bottle. Benevolent man that I am, I assumed the gentle creatures would learn from my cautionary example, pack their things and go.

Today, I arose from my peaceful slumber to the sound of teeth chewing through my various plants. I pushed the marble statue of myself down the stairs, so the beasts would think I'd fallen down, and hopefully would continue munching, blissfully unaware that I was climbing onto the roof with my electronic crossbow. (its cool, it has a cell phone and mp3 player). Yet when I got to the roof, they were nowhere to be seen, like jewish people at a "manual labor" festival.

My question for you, Sir, is how do I rid myself and my bountiful garden of these creatures?


What the fuck is a chipmunk?

Didn't we already have the LSD talk


It's a devient rodent.

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ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
drc
Profile Joined October 2004
Finland261 Posts
September 27 2005 16:16 GMT
#65
what do you think of ovvi?
I have two holes in my wall, from losing in quake 3 and broodwar... I really got a problem. (c) SkY
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 27 2005 16:30 GMT
#66
On September 28 2005 01:13 camooT wrote:
i'm getting an acoustic guitar, any recommendations? how about electric? electric-acoustic? i'm looking in the 200-300 price range for acoustic, 300-400 for electric.

wait
did you already answer this in my other thread
whatever
answer it again


acoustic, Ibanez

electric, get yourself a cheap Strat for a decent quality beginner's guitar
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 27 2005 16:30 GMT
#67
On September 28 2005 01:16 drc wrote:
what do you think of ovvi?


I don't
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 27 2005 16:32 GMT
#68
On September 28 2005 01:14 BroOd wrote:
It's a devient rodent.


replace marijuana with chunks of Mister Clean Magic Eraser. Dead rodent.
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FalliNinLove
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
Slovakia865 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-09-27 16:48:22
September 27 2005 16:46 GMT
#69
How many times in a hour u masturbate over a picture of Celine Dion?
ffswowsucks
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Greece2298 Posts
September 27 2005 16:48 GMT
#70
Ok so FaveSteve im expecting your advice on this one.

This year I got a refer in my university. Basically I passed 5 out of my 8 units and they told me I cant proceed to year 2 without passing 1 more unit. Thing is I failed 2 of 3 units because I gave my assignments later BUT i gave extenuating circumstances form but didnt get accepted in some units but in other units it did get accepted. So what I did is I appealed in order to let me proceed to level 2 because I know I can pass them units. Right now I am anxiously waiting for the appeal results.

Advice I want from you. The worst thing that could happen is the appeal not be accepted and I ll have to wait almost 1 year to give 2 exams and 1 assignment to pass to level 2. Problem is my parents tell me they dont wanna send me any money if this happens and that I should go back to Greece and forget about university. My thought was if the worst happens to stay in UK and find a job, lol then maybe my parents will see I am a grown up and maybe send me some money. Also if i go to classes for these 3 units its gonna be free and only 3 hours/week. So basically my parents tell me that if I am to spend their money for 1 year only to give 3 units do something in my life and dont be a lazy bum.

So what do u think
Terran in particular is a notoriously strong race for a no brain skillhand bot style.
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 27 2005 16:55 GMT
#71
On September 28 2005 01:46 FalliNinLove wrote:
How many times in a hour u masturbate over a picture of Celine Dion?


Disgusting
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
kidd
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
United States2848 Posts
September 27 2005 16:57 GMT
#72
Whats the dumbest/funniest thing you have ever done?
Hi
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 27 2005 17:00 GMT
#73
On September 28 2005 01:48 ffswowsucks wrote:
Ok so FaveSteve im expecting your advice on this one.

This year I got a refer in my university. Basically I passed 5 out of my 8 units and they told me I cant proceed to year 2 without passing 1 more unit. Thing is I failed 2 of 3 units because I gave my assignments later BUT i gave extenuating circumstances form but didnt get accepted in some units but in other units it did get accepted. So what I did is I appealed in order to let me proceed to level 2 because I know I can pass them units. Right now I am anxiously waiting for the appeal results.

Advice I want from you. The worst thing that could happen is the appeal not be accepted and I ll have to wait almost 1 year to give 2 exams and 1 assignment to pass to level 2. Problem is my parents tell me they dont wanna send me any money if this happens and that I should go back to Greece and forget about university. My thought was if the worst happens to stay in UK and find a job, lol then maybe my parents will see I am a grown up and maybe send me some money. Also if i go to classes for these 3 units its gonna be free and only 3 hours/week. So basically my parents tell me that if I am to spend their money for 1 year only to give 3 units do something in my life and dont be a lazy bum.

So what do u think


Hmm.

This is the point in your life where you realize the free ride is over. If you really want to do what you're doing right now, you'll find a way to make it work (in your case getting a job to pay for it yourself). Although, if you're seriously considering moving home if your parents say you should, you should ask yourself how much you really want to be where you are.

If you've decided already that this is what you want to be doing, yeah, get a job. Don't let your parents slow you down, you've got to cut the umbilical cord sometime. Sounds like you'll have a lot of free time before you get back into class if the appeal isn't accepted, so take it easy, enjoy yourself. Make sure you've got the money under control though, set yourself a budget or you might find yourself back at home because you simply can't afford what you want to do.
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 27 2005 17:01 GMT
#74
On September 28 2005 01:57 kidd wrote:
Whats the dumbest/funniest thing you have ever done?


Heh... Lost my shoes in San Fransisco in a drunken stupor.
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Konni
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
Germany3044 Posts
September 27 2005 17:19 GMT
#75
On September 28 2005 00:22 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2005 00:15 IcedEarth wrote:
What's your myspace? :D


http://www.myspace.com/30604789 lol

I found this:

Zia's Details
Status: Single

Steve, what happened to eri?
Muhweli
Profile Joined September 2002
Finland5328 Posts
September 27 2005 17:21 GMT
#76
I've asked this before without an answer (from rek among others):
If you cross the international dateline on your birthday, will you still get presents ?
River me timbers.
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 27 2005 17:24 GMT
#77
On September 28 2005 02:19 Konni wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2005 00:22 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
On September 28 2005 00:15 IcedEarth wrote:
What's your myspace? :D


http://www.myspace.com/30604789 lol

I found this:

Zia's Details
Status: Single

Steve, what happened to eri?


Did you miss the "CHATTANOOGA, TENNESSEE" part?
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 27 2005 17:24 GMT
#78
On September 28 2005 02:21 Muhweli wrote:
I've asked this before without an answer (from rek among others):
If you cross the international dateline on your birthday, will you still get presents ?


I can't answer this I'll get in trouble with the government
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
maVi
Profile Joined June 2003
Germany542 Posts
September 27 2005 17:35 GMT
#79
What do you think about ppl from

- Germany
- Poland
- France?
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 27 2005 17:36 GMT
#80
On September 28 2005 02:35 maVi wrote:
What do you think about ppl from

- Germany
- Poland
- France?


Great
Every Polish guy I've ever met has been pretty unfriendly
The french annoy the piss out of me
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