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Zedders
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada450 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-19 08:23:02
May 19 2011 08:22 GMT
#1
Playing Protoss is like doing it in the missionary position all the time; it's easy, it's simple, and you are almost guaranteed a satisfactory orgasm.

Playing Zerg is like having crazy hot erotic sex in multiple positions with five girls at once. However, if you fail to satisfy even one of these girls during your hot crazy orgy, a random guy jizzes in your face.

Playing Terran is like having the best sex of your life, but if you can't orgasm in 15 minutes or less you get limp dick and the girl puts on her strap-on and starts anally abusing you.

this is not a balance discussion...go

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Vei
Profile Joined March 2010
United States2845 Posts
May 19 2011 08:23 GMT
#2
lol'ing hard wow
www.justin.tv/veisc2 ~ 720p + commentary
Benjef
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United Kingdom6921 Posts
May 19 2011 08:24 GMT
#3
Provided the lulz but i see this getting locked xD
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CaptainHaz
Profile Joined December 2010
United States240 Posts
May 19 2011 08:24 GMT
#4
Well this seems fun.

Playing zerg is like having sex with grapefruit, there's nothing difficult or wrong about it.

BAM.
All of us warned you of the big white face.
BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES50121 Posts
May 19 2011 08:24 GMT
#5
lol

best thread i've seen in a while.
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bassJe
Profile Joined October 2010
Netherlands140 Posts
May 19 2011 08:25 GMT
#6
hahahahaha gotta say, i had to laugh!

keep 'em coming!
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Voltaire
Profile Joined September 2010
United States1485 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-19 08:26:19
May 19 2011 08:26 GMT
#7
Anyone who thinks terran has a disadvantage after the 15 minute mark simply doesn't know how to play the race at all and probably got where they are with cloaked banshees.
As long as people believe in absurdities they will continue to commit atrocities.
Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
16986 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-19 08:27:25
May 19 2011 08:27 GMT
#8
This is not a contributory thread.

EDIT: I also don't find the humor.
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Notaa
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada51 Posts
May 19 2011 08:27 GMT
#9
rofl
this is not a balance discussion...go
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