Playing Zerg is like having crazy hot erotic sex in multiple positions with five girls at once. However, if you fail to satisfy even one of these girls during your hot crazy orgy, a random guy jizzes in your face.
Playing Terran is like having the best sex of your life, but if you can't orgasm in 15 minutes or less you get limp dick and the girl puts on her strap-on and starts anally abusing you.
this is not a balance discussion...go
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