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itzme_petey
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
United States1400 Posts
December 20 2004 10:17 GMT
#261
ROFL, man chava, you're crazy..

As for the peeing in shower, its a good idea. I mean when i wake up with a hardon, do you know how hard it is to bend that sucker down and aim towards a bowl that i cant see??!?! The bathtub is a larger bowl and ill get a larger percentage of getting my piss into the bowl. And isnt hygiene all about percentages? I mean, who here actually washes their hands 100% of the time after taking a shit while eating? its how long before i get sick that counts... am i right?
"Last night, I played a game.. as I recall it was a strategy game.. Peeked around and what did I see, a girl playing starcraft better than me.. and I jizzed in my pants.."
SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
December 20 2004 10:19 GMT
#262
Yeah, if your drain is keeping a lot of water near it, you might want to pour a bottle of draino down there...
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
n00bsaibot
Profile Joined November 2004
United States1070 Posts
December 20 2004 10:19 GMT
#263
On December 20 2004 19:12 hasuwar wrote:
The water that runs off my back isn't that dirty, because I don't play in the mud too often. Soapy water, is soapy water. Do you clean one dish, empty your sink, fill it back up, add soap, then continue to the next one? Remember, you drink out of those things. And don't dodge the question by saying you use a washing machine, if you didn't use a washing machine, would you do that? When your parents grew up without a washing machine, do you think they did that? Do you think anyone would do that?
i use both a dishwasher and by hand, depending on how much there is to wash. However, when doing it by hand, i keep the tap running, and rain unplugged, and wash each dish or utensil by hand with a sponge, and examine the sponge after each to make sure it isnt coated in grime. Then i proceed to the next dish spreading billions of germs on them which i am unable to destroy from the sponge.

You fuck cows in retrospect
hasuwar
Profile Joined April 2003
7365 Posts
December 20 2004 10:20 GMT
#264
Okay......not washing your hands after taking a shit, is fucking discusting. And then eating? :r
Diablo3 ID: Exalted#1710 -------R.I.P. http://hasuwar.isgsa.org. Much love to Toptalent
n00bsaibot
Profile Joined November 2004
United States1070 Posts
Last Edited: 2004-12-20 10:21:49
December 20 2004 10:20 GMT
#265
On December 20 2004 19:13 hasuwar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 20 2004 19:11 n00bsaibot wrote:
anyway i think now is a good time to say that i piss in the shower like every damn day. I just dont try to pretend that its clean But hey, at least i wash my feet and brush my teeth eh?
You are tying to pretend it's far far worse than it actually is though
Hey, if you can smell it, then you know something must be wrong. How does piss vacating itself without ever touching the basin manage to drift all the way to your nose, in such a strong fashion that you wish nothing more for it than to go away? My urine smells less when i piss into a toilet than in the shower. Granted, the hot air rising, the constant stream of urine in flight contributes, but i think its more to do with it churning beneath me.
You fuck cows in retrospect
itzme_petey
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
United States1400 Posts
December 20 2004 10:22 GMT
#266
On December 20 2004 19:20 hasuwar wrote:
Okay......not washing your hands after taking a shit, is fucking discusting. And then eating? :r


thats eating while shitting, theres a difference.
"Last night, I played a game.. as I recall it was a strategy game.. Peeked around and what did I see, a girl playing starcraft better than me.. and I jizzed in my pants.."
n00bsaibot
Profile Joined November 2004
United States1070 Posts
December 20 2004 10:22 GMT
#267
On December 20 2004 19:17 itzme_petey wrote:
ROFL, man chava, you're crazy..

As for the peeing in shower, its a good idea. I mean when i wake up with a hardon, do you know how hard it is to bend that sucker down and aim towards a bowl that i cant see??!?! The bathtub is a larger bowl and ill get a larger percentage of getting my piss into the bowl. And isnt hygiene all about percentages? I mean, who here actually washes their hands 100% of the time after taking a shit while eating? its how long before i get sick that counts... am i right?
For god's sake, just eat on the toilet.
You fuck cows in retrospect
hasuwar
Profile Joined April 2003
7365 Posts
December 20 2004 10:26 GMT
#268
On December 20 2004 19:19 n00bsaibot wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 20 2004 19:12 hasuwar wrote:
The water that runs off my back isn't that dirty, because I don't play in the mud too often. Soapy water, is soapy water. Do you clean one dish, empty your sink, fill it back up, add soap, then continue to the next one? Remember, you drink out of those things. And don't dodge the question by saying you use a washing machine, if you didn't use a washing machine, would you do that? When your parents grew up without a washing machine, do you think they did that? Do you think anyone would do that?
i use both a dishwasher and by hand, depending on how much there is to wash. However, when doing it by hand, i keep the tap running, and rain unplugged, and wash each dish or utensil by hand with a sponge, and examine the sponge after each to make sure it isnt coated in grime. Then i proceed to the next dish spreading billions of germs on them which i am unable to destroy from the sponge.



So you'll put up so much fight over the REALLY REALLY SMALL possibility that a normal shower pisser (not a blind aimer that sprays his shower down) will step in some of his own, extremely diluted piss, that will instantaneously be washed away, but you'll spread other people's germs and assorted floating bacteria through a spondge onto your dishes? Ok!
Diablo3 ID: Exalted#1710 -------R.I.P. http://hasuwar.isgsa.org. Much love to Toptalent
littlechava
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States7221 Posts
December 20 2004 10:27 GMT
#269
On December 20 2004 18:46 n00bsaibot wrote:
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On December 20 2004 18:38 littlechava wrote:
On December 20 2004 18:34 n00bsaibot wrote:
so liters and liters of shower water hitting the floor of your bathtub, the part you piss on, or at least the part that gets piss on it (i know you dont make it all 100% in the hole, especially since theres all these liters of water going in there, making it more like a pool, er toilet bowl in your shower) that the water simply brushes it off for you. Nothing else is necessary to clean the bathtub floor to insure that it is free from urine. Therefore, if you were to get piss on your body, to the extent that the floor gets piss on it, like me pissing on you, which i already said and not you pissing on yourself, that you would be just as clean right? You either dont mind walking around on a half dirty bathtub floor with years of piss having come in contact with it, or you think it gets cleaned just by being there. If it does get clean just by being there, then i guess you dont mind doing anything to clean any would be piss off yourself, because the bathtub doesnt need it right?
years of piss? what the fuck are you talking about? most people already said they piss into the fucking hole, its not hard to aim your goddamn piss...you act like anyone who fucking pisses in the shower pisses in random directions on the floor and wall, and the piss hits every square inch in your shower
How big is the fucking hole in your bathtub? As big as the one in your head? a gallon of water per minute flowing down the drain the size of a golf ball, combined with your yellow stank ass urine, equals one nasty area. If its so clean, take your hand to it and sip, but dont try and tell me your piss goes all down the drain without flowing everywhere in the general viscinity.
the hole is big enough for my stream of piss to go down, how hard is it to comprehend? its not like i have a stream of piss an inch wide, and its not like it gets clogged up and starts overflowing either. it gets washed down, like mora said, if you read the post which should've ended this thread already.
Entusman #12
hasuwar
Profile Joined April 2003
7365 Posts
December 20 2004 10:28 GMT
#270
On December 20 2004 19:22 itzme_petey wrote:
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On December 20 2004 19:20 hasuwar wrote:
Okay......not washing your hands after taking a shit, is fucking discusting. And then eating? :r


thats eating while shitting, theres a difference.
I will advise you not to eat while taking a shit, lol. What on Earth would make you want to do that in the first place?
Diablo3 ID: Exalted#1710 -------R.I.P. http://hasuwar.isgsa.org. Much love to Toptalent
SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
December 20 2004 10:30 GMT
#271
On December 20 2004 19:19 n00bsaibot wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 20 2004 19:12 hasuwar wrote:
The water that runs off my back isn't that dirty, because I don't play in the mud too often. Soapy water, is soapy water. Do you clean one dish, empty your sink, fill it back up, add soap, then continue to the next one? Remember, you drink out of those things. And don't dodge the question by saying you use a washing machine, if you didn't use a washing machine, would you do that? When your parents grew up without a washing machine, do you think they did that? Do you think anyone would do that?
i use both a dishwasher and by hand, depending on how much there is to wash. However, when doing it by hand, i keep the tap running, and rain unplugged, and wash each dish or utensil by hand with a sponge, and examine the sponge after each to make sure it isnt coated in grime. Then i proceed to the next dish spreading billions of germs on them which i am unable to destroy from the sponge.



OH MY GOD! YOU'RE GOING TO GET EVERYONE SICK! SPONGES CARRY BACTERIA YOU CAN'T SEE FROM ONE THING TO ANOTHER! OH NO! YOU'RE GOING TO DIE!
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
littlechava
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States7221 Posts
December 20 2004 10:30 GMT
#272
On December 20 2004 19:22 n00bsaibot wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 20 2004 19:17 itzme_petey wrote:
ROFL, man chava, you're crazy..

As for the peeing in shower, its a good idea. I mean when i wake up with a hardon, do you know how hard it is to bend that sucker down and aim towards a bowl that i cant see??!?! The bathtub is a larger bowl and ill get a larger percentage of getting my piss into the bowl. And isnt hygiene all about percentages? I mean, who here actually washes their hands 100% of the time after taking a shit while eating? its how long before i get sick that counts... am i right?
For god's sake, just eat on the toilet.
er...yeah thats a whole other story...you dont wash your hands after taking a shit?
Entusman #12
Tien
Profile Joined January 2003
Russian Federation4447 Posts
December 20 2004 10:32 GMT
#273
jesus christ already.

Some of you seriously act like a bunch of women. Man up fuck.

Whats the problem with peeing into the drain? Peeing in the toilet splashes all over the fucking place and unto your clothes sometimes.

We decide our own destiny
SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
December 20 2004 10:34 GMT
#274
On December 20 2004 19:32 Tien wrote:
jesus christ already.

Some of you seriously act like a bunch of women. Man up fuck.

Whats the problem with peeing into the drain? Peeing in the toilet splashes all over the fucking place and unto your clothes sometimes.



HAHAHA I thought you were Mora telling people to man up. I was like, "this is bad when HE says to man up!" You know, cause same beginning letter, and icon.
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
n00bsaibot
Profile Joined November 2004
United States1070 Posts
December 20 2004 10:46 GMT
#275
well thats why i usually use the dishwasher heh... well actually cuz im just lazy, but hey
You fuck cows in retrospect
LetMeBeWithYou
Profile Joined August 2004
Canada4254 Posts
December 20 2004 10:58 GMT
#276
On December 20 2004 19:32 Tien wrote:
jesus christ already.

Some of you seriously act like a bunch of women. Man up fuck.

Whats the problem with peeing into the drain? Peeing in the toilet splashes all over the fucking place and unto your clothes sometimes.



Somebody sucks at CS!
All Those beneath an angry star
Servolisk
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
United States5241 Posts
December 20 2004 11:04 GMT
#277
On December 20 2004 19:07 listal wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 20 2004 18:57 n00bsaibot wrote:
Oh btw... for a lot of people, the shower is a cleaner place to piss, believe it or not. When you flush the toilet, if you don't put the lid down, it effectively sneezes it all over you too small to notice. If it is close to the sink it will get on their on your toothbrush and comb, etc.

toilets have lids for a reason


"Myth Busters" is a show on TLC
they had an episode with this in it, and it seems that whether or not the lid is down, the particles get all over the place... and in your toothbrush tt they left some toothbrushes in their kitchen which was two rooms away from their bathroom and they never put them into their mouths and they found bacteria from poo in it +_+ it was a pretty nifty =] this experiment was taken over the course of one month


Aaaah. Some things I'd be happier not knowing. I hope they offered some solution. Please? :p

Oh well... I will forget about this eventually and little particles really make no difference, it is just sort of a cooties thing. Never the less I'd be happier if this was prevented ;(
wtf was that signature
Servolisk
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
United States5241 Posts
December 20 2004 11:07 GMT
#278
On December 20 2004 19:20 hasuwar wrote:
Okay......not washing your hands after taking a shit, is fucking discusting. And then eating? :r


You don't need to wash your hands every time you take a shit. You want to know when I wash my hands?

When there is shit on them.



(George Carlin quote :p)
wtf was that signature
dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
December 20 2004 11:14 GMT
#279
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Tien
Profile Joined January 2003
Russian Federation4447 Posts
Last Edited: 2004-12-20 11:26:02
December 20 2004 11:25 GMT
#280
On December 20 2004 20:14 dronebabo wrote:
eating while taking a shit...
jesus fucking christ


I've done that ONCE.

I must say it wasn't very pleasant. But I still managed to finish the plate and forget about it 5 mins later.

Ha! Noobsaibot.

Dishwashers are for sissies who are scared of getting a bit of dirt on their hands.
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