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Here's what I would say if I had a Starcraft playing girlfriend, or if I wanted to express my feelings toward someone by invoking my passion for Starcraft. What would you say?
You attack moved into my heart
I devote my life to you and Aiur
You're the most beautiful woman in the world after the valkyrie pilot
You're as cute as a probe meow
My heart is at 300 apm when I'm with you
I know you as well as lost temple
Life without you would be as barren as Char
You must have 0 shields, because you just mind controlled my heart
I feel like I'm on stimpacks when I'm with you
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Heal my penis with your mouth
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Her ramp was guarded by festering polyps.
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stop storm-dodging my love<3
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HAHAHA fucking hilarious!
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Hey baby, can I burrow my lurker in your creep?
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You light up my command center.
You and I go together like corsairs and reavers.
-- followup when you have a fight: you're the fat, slow, and stupid reaver! (only if you want her to walk into somebody else's sunken colony)
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i have a feeling this thread is going to be amazing
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"GG OWNED!" - **after sex**
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HAHA LIQUISCOOP mod please don't close, wait a day or two to let this expand
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when i see you walk by, my body freezes like a dragoon <3
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nice one ryuGie!!
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"you look like Rainbow when you look at me like that"
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Hey baby, can we hatch some lings?
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On February 06 2007 20:11 GoBOXERgogo wrote: Heal my penis with your mouth
Haha I agree ^_^
Just get a real girlfriend who plays SC - one of my previous girlfriends played Starcraft, and she was GOOD O_O
Tossgirl in disguise, maybe?
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"can i put my photon cannon in your ass...please...come on...they did it to strafe..."
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It was as if I was getting stormed by an HT when we first touched hands, embraced in a bug, and shared a kiss.
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