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Live2Win *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6657 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-02-06 12:02:29
February 06 2007 11:59 GMT
#21
oO I like this topic.

Sweet ones:
"You are my queen, for I am infested by you"
"Will you lift up your barracks, and let me in your heart?"
"Will you be my medic?"
"I would jump in front of a reaver for you"
"When I first saw you my heart got statis fielded"
"Did you use optical flare? Because I'm blinded by your beauty"

Sexual ones:
"You be the medic, and I'll be the sunken"
"Let me burrow in your creep"
"I want to put my ultra through your (nydus) canal"
"Let's morph into an archon"
"You make my spire morph into a greater spire"
"Let's get ensnare all over us"
SAY YES TO STIM KIDS!!! XD
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22258 Posts
February 06 2007 12:01 GMT
#22
On February 06 2007 20:59 Live2Win wrote:
"Let's morph into an archon"


Haha, I like that one!
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
kdog3683
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States916 Posts
February 06 2007 12:04 GMT
#23
lol live2win nice 1's

You make my spire morph into a greater spire" ahah
Multiply your efforts.
BrutalMenace
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States1237 Posts
February 06 2007 12:04 GMT
#24
haha were all such nerds!
roadrunner_sc
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1220 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-02-06 12:07:29
February 06 2007 12:05 GMT
#25
Edit: Ah shoot too small.

Again:

[image loading]

Average Posts Per Week: 13.37
haduken
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia8267 Posts
February 06 2007 12:11 GMT
#26
haha just in time for valentine!
Rillanon.au
Polemarch
Profile Joined August 2005
Canada1564 Posts
February 06 2007 12:26 GMT
#27
hahah did you just come up with those, live2win? a lot of those are good
I BELIEVE IN CAPITAL LETTER PUNISHMENT!!!!!
Fuu
Profile Joined May 2006
198 Posts
February 06 2007 12:43 GMT
#28
On February 06 2007 20:47 statix wrote:
"can i put my photon cannon in your ass...please...come on...they did it to strafe..."


evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
February 06 2007 12:46 GMT
#29
Haha I can nvr do those :p But I do enjoy reading them :D
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
EAGER-beaver
Profile Joined March 2004
Canada2799 Posts
February 06 2007 13:13 GMT
#30
I think this thread tops the your momma bw jokes thread.
Simon and Garfunkel rock my face off
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36390 Posts
February 06 2007 13:23 GMT
#31
[image loading]
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36390 Posts
February 06 2007 13:23 GMT
#32
.......YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH~
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
roadrunner_sc
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1220 Posts
February 06 2007 13:26 GMT
#33
lol hotbid you're so weird.
Average Posts Per Week: 13.37
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17733 Posts
February 06 2007 13:31 GMT
#34
On February 06 2007 20:59 Live2Win wrote:
oO I like this topic.

Sweet ones:
"You are my queen, for I am infested by you"
"Will you lift up your barracks, and let me in your heart?"
"Will you be my medic?"
"I would jump in front of a reaver for you"
"When I first saw you my heart got statis fielded"
"Did you use optical flare? Because I'm blinded by your beauty"

Sexual ones:
"You be the medic, and I'll be the sunken"
"Let me burrow in your creep"
"I want to put my ultra through your (nydus) canal"
"Let's morph into an archon"
"You make my spire morph into a greater spire"
"Let's get ensnare all over us"

Haha nice ones/
I like roadrunner's picture too hehe.

Lets get ensnare all over us. Wtf hahaha.
I would jump in front of a reaver for you HAHAHA.
Did you use optical flare? Because I'm blinded by your beauty. That reminds me of x men episode with the eagle(electric) eye guy.

"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
oneofthem
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Cayman Islands24199 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-02-06 13:47:29
February 06 2007 13:46 GMT
#35
On February 06 2007 20:25 Ilikestarcraft wrote:
i dont know what to say


edit: lol hotbid
We have fed the heart on fantasies, the heart's grown brutal from the fare, more substance in our enmities than in our love
The Storyteller
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
Singapore2486 Posts
February 06 2007 14:03 GMT
#36
Ask to see her spread.
GoBOXERgogo
Profile Joined June 2006
664 Posts
February 06 2007 14:15 GMT
#37
I want my devourer to splash on your face
mnm
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
United States4493 Posts
February 06 2007 14:19 GMT
#38
flirt commands on my bot added by Whizkid77:
wowee! you have a good record
hey baby, stim my marine ok?
hey baby, can i put my ultralisk in your nydus canal?
i know something else you can do with that 200apm
let's spawn some broodlings together, my queen
hey baby, can i put my ultralisk in your nydus canal?
Can I put my firebat in your bunker?
is that a yamato cannon in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
hey baby, think you can handle my greater spire?
they call me the shield battery, because i recharge in an instant

if you see me saying any of the above in channel, its not me talking, its somebody using the bot to flirt with you. =p
http://www.teamliquid.net/store http://www.teamliquid.net/gallery/
0x64
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Finland4602 Posts
February 06 2007 14:49 GMT
#39
On February 06 2007 20:59 Live2Win wrote:
oO I like this topic.

Sweet ones:
"You are my queen, for I am infested by you"



OH VERY SWEET,
we had this girl at our school like 6 years ago when we played mass starcraft in LAN.
We called her the queen because she used her 30'' dick to infest people.
cf. androginity + mass relationships
Dump of assembler code from 0xffffffec to 0x64: End of assembler dump.
GrandInquisitor *
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
New York City13113 Posts
February 06 2007 14:54 GMT
#40
can i put my marines in your bunker?


...maybe another medic too?
What fun is it being cool if you can’t wear a sombrero?
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