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ram
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
Lithuania602 Posts
February 07 2007 21:16 GMT
#101
On February 08 2007 05:34 Cpt Obvious wrote:
but the korean commentators already give a good idea of what an orgasmic "GG" would sound like.


neighboors would be troubled by such finale
Capt. Moroni
Profile Joined December 2003
United States533 Posts
February 07 2007 21:26 GMT
#102
This is very interesting...but stupid.
-Valkyrie pilot

So is this: You ensnared me with your eyes.
Oderint dum metuant
SteelString
Profile Joined July 2006
446 Posts
February 07 2007 21:38 GMT
#103
On February 06 2007 22:23 Hot_Bid wrote:
[image loading]


Personally, woulda put an Ion Cannon at the end.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32281 Posts
February 07 2007 22:25 GMT
#104
hahah Nice ken.


Being a girl "nr20" would suit.
Moderator<:3-/-<
pheer
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
5401 Posts
February 07 2007 23:28 GMT
#105
During a DP on a porn set:

unit limit reached
Moderator
Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-02-08 00:50:21
February 07 2007 23:33 GMT
#106
Suspicious action: player 'husband' move on secretary of 'boss' (08:00 PM)
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
Smokin_Squirrel
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Korea (South)674 Posts
February 08 2007 03:42 GMT
#107
PWNT! after sex
Running is the essence of battle
bine
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States2352 Posts
February 08 2007 03:58 GMT
#108
Is that a carapace upgrade or are you just happy to see me?
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
February 08 2007 05:34 GMT
#109
...it looks like I'll be upgrading my adrenal glands and metabolic boost tonight for some hard and fast love.
Moderator
QuietIdiot
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
7004 Posts
February 08 2007 05:55 GMT
#110
Man, I'd hit that chick with my sunken colony any day. Right up the ass I' say!
Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
February 08 2007 06:18 GMT
#111
if she happens to ask you how she looks in that dress, say "OMFG ART! ART!"

if she asked if she looked fat in said dress, go for "[direct link to "yo momma"-thread]!!!"

if she should get some more intimate and ask you about how good of a lover you are, just respond: "i 5-0'ed Paris Hilton with reps g-_-G"

i can also imagine the confused look of the girl when you say "sry gtg gg cya" in mid-action.
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
greatmeh
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Canada1964 Posts
February 08 2007 06:24 GMT
#112
ill take you traveling to the peaks of beakdu
my spider mines have +10 range when your around
I have 3-3 tank asap with you
my observer is ultra sensitive in detecting your ass
with my corsair, ill splash on you AND your friends (if ur down with dat)
when im with you, we have swarm all around us
my goons freeze at your sight
ur zealots are strong, but that wont stop me from comming up ur ramp
when i first saw you, you stasised my heart






SK.Testie
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada11084 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-02-08 07:03:25
February 08 2007 06:59 GMT
#113
Romantic
I wish we could be stasis'd this way forever.
Even without leg speed, i'd walk the world to see you.
Variation- I'd walk across Char barefoot to see you.
Shh, it's ok. I'm like a shuttle. I'll always hold you.
Without you i'm not complete, like a marine without an academy.
Let's pause like this til' the end of the game.

Sleezy / Lame / Whatever
Shh, it's ok. I'm like a shuttle. I'll always hold you... and a few of your friends.
You make me pop up faster than a burrowed ling.
I'd like to be the one marine in your ctrl group of medics.
I got stim and range. I'm ready for some action!
You're hotter than a firebat.
You be be the overmind, i'll be the planet. Now crash into me.

Rekrul
Bitch, I mined out BGH. Now get undressed.

Chibi
Like any dropship, I hold 8 small units!
Social Justice is a fools errand. May all the adherents at its church be thwarted. Of all the religions I have come across, it is by far the most detestable.
ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
February 08 2007 07:42 GMT
#114
On February 08 2007 15:59 MYM.Testie wrote:
Romantic
I wish we could be stasis'd this way forever.
Even without leg speed, i'd walk the world to see you.
Variation- I'd walk across Char barefoot to see you.
Shh, it's ok. I'm like a shuttle. I'll always hold you.
Without you i'm not complete, like a marine without an academy.
Let's pause like this til' the end of the game.

Sleezy / Lame / Whatever
Shh, it's ok. I'm like a shuttle. I'll always hold you... and a few of your friends.
You make me pop up faster than a burrowed ling.
I'd like to be the one marine in your ctrl group of medics.
I got stim and range. I'm ready for some action!
You're hotter than a firebat.
You be be the overmind, i'll be the planet. Now crash into me.

Rekrul
Bitch, I mined out BGH. Now get undressed.

Chibi
Like any dropship, I hold 8 small units!


Nerdy as felt, I had to smile at the Rekrul / chibi comment
Seraphim
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States4467 Posts
February 08 2007 08:09 GMT
#115
On February 06 2007 20:47 statix wrote:
"can i put my photon cannon in your ass...please...come on...they did it to strafe..."


that made me LMAO
Hermes | Bisu[Shield] Fighting~!
BC.KoRn
Profile Joined February 2003
Canada567 Posts
February 09 2007 13:46 GMT
#116
Can I Psi Storm your Minerals?
BC.KoRn
Profile Joined February 2003
Canada567 Posts
February 09 2007 13:46 GMT
#117
Can I micro my reaver in and out of your drop ship?
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
February 09 2007 13:50 GMT
#118
Nuclear Launch Detected
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-02-09 20:32:21
February 09 2007 20:26 GMT
#119
On February 07 2007 16:15 vGl-CoW wrote:
hey baby, let me unload my dropship into your main
<30 seconds later>
damn, looks like I went fast drop


girl you must be a 4pool coz every time I see you I feel raped


ok sorry I can't top most of the posts in this thread, this is good stuff


dude both of those were hilarious
this thread rules
Mr.Rice
Profile Joined May 2006
Brazil44 Posts
February 11 2007 01:46 GMT
#120
I would enter the black hole and exit for you
Noob, but never stop learning
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