• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 22:24
CEST 04:24
KST 11:24
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
[ASL21] Ro4 Preview: On Course12Code S Season 1 - RO8 Preview7[ASL21] Ro8 Preview Pt2: Progenitors8Code S Season 1 - RO12 Group A: Rogue, Percival, Solar, Zoun13[ASL21] Ro8 Preview Pt1: Inheritors16
Community News
Weekly Cups (May 4-10): Clem, MaxPax, herO win1Maestros of The Game 2 announcement and schedule !10Weekly Cups (April 27-May 4): Clem takes triple0RSL Revival: Season 5 - Qualifiers and Main Event12Code S Season 1 (2026) - RO12 Results1
StarCraft 2
General
MaNa leaves Team Liquid Weekly Cups (May 4-10): Clem, MaxPax, herO win Code S Season 1 - RO8 Preview Behind the Blue - Team Liquid History Book Weekly Cups (April 27-May 4): Clem takes triple
Tourneys
2026 GSL Season 2 Qualifiers $5,000 WardiTV Spring Championship 2026 Maestros of The Game 2 announcement and schedule ! SC2 INu's Battles#16 <BO.9> Master Swan Open (Global Bronze-Master 2)
Strategy
Custom Maps
[D]RTS in all its shapes and glory <3 [A] Nemrods 1/4 players
External Content
Mutation # 525 Wheel of Misfortune The PondCast: SC2 News & Results Mutation # 524 Death and Taxes Mutation # 523 Firewall
Brood War
General
(Spoiler) Interview ASL Ro4 Day 2 Winner Data needed Flashes ASL S21 Ro8 Review ASL Tickets to Live Event Finals? Pros React To: Leta vs Tulbo (ASL S21, Ro.8)
Tourneys
[ASL21] Semifinals B [Megathread] Daily Proleagues [ASL21] Semifinals A [BSL22] RO16 Group Stage - 02 - 10 May
Strategy
[G] Hydra ZvZ: An Introduction Simple Questions, Simple Answers Fighting Spirit mining rates Muta micro map competition
Other Games
General Games
Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Nintendo Switch Thread Starcraft Tabletop Miniature Game PC Games Sales Thread
Dota 2
The Story of Wings Gaming
League of Legends
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
Vanilla Mini Mafia Mafia Game Mode Feedback/Ideas TL Mafia Community Thread Five o'clock TL Mafia
Community
General
US Politics Mega-thread Russo-Ukrainian War Thread UK Politics Mega-thread YouTube Thread European Politico-economics QA Mega-thread
Fan Clubs
The IdrA Fan Club
Media & Entertainment
[Manga] One Piece Anime Discussion Thread [Req][Books] Good Fantasy/SciFi books
Sports
2024 - 2026 Football Thread McBoner: A hockey love story Formula 1 Discussion
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
streaming software Strange computer issues (software) [G] How to Block Livestream Ads
TL Community
The Automated Ban List
Blogs
How EEG Data Can Predict Gam…
TrAiDoS
ramps on octagon
StaticNine
Funny Nicknames
LUCKY_NOOB
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 1516 users

Starcraft Romance - Page 6

Forum Index > BW General
Post a Reply
Prev 1 4 5 6 7 Next All
ram
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
Lithuania602 Posts
February 07 2007 21:16 GMT
#101
On February 08 2007 05:34 Cpt Obvious wrote:
but the korean commentators already give a good idea of what an orgasmic "GG" would sound like.


neighboors would be troubled by such finale
Capt. Moroni
Profile Joined December 2003
United States533 Posts
February 07 2007 21:26 GMT
#102
This is very interesting...but stupid.
-Valkyrie pilot

So is this: You ensnared me with your eyes.
Oderint dum metuant
SteelString
Profile Joined July 2006
446 Posts
February 07 2007 21:38 GMT
#103
On February 06 2007 22:23 Hot_Bid wrote:
[image loading]


Personally, woulda put an Ion Cannon at the end.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
February 07 2007 22:25 GMT
#104
hahah Nice ken.


Being a girl "nr20" would suit.
Moderator<:3-/-<
pheer
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
5398 Posts
February 07 2007 23:28 GMT
#105
During a DP on a porn set:

unit limit reached
Moderator
Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-02-08 00:50:21
February 07 2007 23:33 GMT
#106
Suspicious action: player 'husband' move on secretary of 'boss' (08:00 PM)
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
Smokin_Squirrel
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Korea (South)674 Posts
February 08 2007 03:42 GMT
#107
PWNT! after sex
Running is the essence of battle
bine
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States2352 Posts
February 08 2007 03:58 GMT
#108
Is that a carapace upgrade or are you just happy to see me?
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
February 08 2007 05:34 GMT
#109
...it looks like I'll be upgrading my adrenal glands and metabolic boost tonight for some hard and fast love.
Moderator
QuietIdiot
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
7004 Posts
February 08 2007 05:55 GMT
#110
Man, I'd hit that chick with my sunken colony any day. Right up the ass I' say!
Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
February 08 2007 06:18 GMT
#111
if she happens to ask you how she looks in that dress, say "OMFG ART! ART!"

if she asked if she looked fat in said dress, go for "[direct link to "yo momma"-thread]!!!"

if she should get some more intimate and ask you about how good of a lover you are, just respond: "i 5-0'ed Paris Hilton with reps g-_-G"

i can also imagine the confused look of the girl when you say "sry gtg gg cya" in mid-action.
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
greatmeh
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Canada1964 Posts
February 08 2007 06:24 GMT
#112
ill take you traveling to the peaks of beakdu
my spider mines have +10 range when your around
I have 3-3 tank asap with you
my observer is ultra sensitive in detecting your ass
with my corsair, ill splash on you AND your friends (if ur down with dat)
when im with you, we have swarm all around us
my goons freeze at your sight
ur zealots are strong, but that wont stop me from comming up ur ramp
when i first saw you, you stasised my heart






SK.Testie
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada11084 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-02-08 07:03:25
February 08 2007 06:59 GMT
#113
Romantic
I wish we could be stasis'd this way forever.
Even without leg speed, i'd walk the world to see you.
Variation- I'd walk across Char barefoot to see you.
Shh, it's ok. I'm like a shuttle. I'll always hold you.
Without you i'm not complete, like a marine without an academy.
Let's pause like this til' the end of the game.

Sleezy / Lame / Whatever
Shh, it's ok. I'm like a shuttle. I'll always hold you... and a few of your friends.
You make me pop up faster than a burrowed ling.
I'd like to be the one marine in your ctrl group of medics.
I got stim and range. I'm ready for some action!
You're hotter than a firebat.
You be be the overmind, i'll be the planet. Now crash into me.

Rekrul
Bitch, I mined out BGH. Now get undressed.

Chibi
Like any dropship, I hold 8 small units!
Social Justice is a fools errand. May all the adherents at its church be thwarted. Of all the religions I have come across, it is by far the most detestable.
ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
February 08 2007 07:42 GMT
#114
On February 08 2007 15:59 MYM.Testie wrote:
Romantic
I wish we could be stasis'd this way forever.
Even without leg speed, i'd walk the world to see you.
Variation- I'd walk across Char barefoot to see you.
Shh, it's ok. I'm like a shuttle. I'll always hold you.
Without you i'm not complete, like a marine without an academy.
Let's pause like this til' the end of the game.

Sleezy / Lame / Whatever
Shh, it's ok. I'm like a shuttle. I'll always hold you... and a few of your friends.
You make me pop up faster than a burrowed ling.
I'd like to be the one marine in your ctrl group of medics.
I got stim and range. I'm ready for some action!
You're hotter than a firebat.
You be be the overmind, i'll be the planet. Now crash into me.

Rekrul
Bitch, I mined out BGH. Now get undressed.

Chibi
Like any dropship, I hold 8 small units!


Nerdy as felt, I had to smile at the Rekrul / chibi comment
Seraphim
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States4467 Posts
February 08 2007 08:09 GMT
#115
On February 06 2007 20:47 statix wrote:
"can i put my photon cannon in your ass...please...come on...they did it to strafe..."


that made me LMAO
Hermes | Bisu[Shield] Fighting~!
BC.KoRn
Profile Joined February 2003
Canada567 Posts
February 09 2007 13:46 GMT
#116
Can I Psi Storm your Minerals?
BC.KoRn
Profile Joined February 2003
Canada567 Posts
February 09 2007 13:46 GMT
#117
Can I micro my reaver in and out of your drop ship?
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
February 09 2007 13:50 GMT
#118
Nuclear Launch Detected
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-02-09 20:32:21
February 09 2007 20:26 GMT
#119
On February 07 2007 16:15 vGl-CoW wrote:
hey baby, let me unload my dropship into your main
<30 seconds later>
damn, looks like I went fast drop


girl you must be a 4pool coz every time I see you I feel raped


ok sorry I can't top most of the posts in this thread, this is good stuff


dude both of those were hilarious
this thread rules
Mr.Rice
Profile Joined May 2006
Brazil44 Posts
February 11 2007 01:46 GMT
#120
I would enter the black hole and exit for you
Noob, but never stop learning
Prev 1 4 5 6 7 Next All
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
PiGosaur Cup
00:00
#81 (TLMC 22 Edition)
PiGStarcraft582
CranKy Ducklings68
Liquipedia
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
PiGStarcraft582
RuFF_SC2 179
Nina 65
StarCraft: Brood War
GuemChi 6140
Artosis 569
Dota 2
monkeys_forever748
NeuroSwarm237
League of Legends
summit1g10458
Counter-Strike
fl0m4866
Super Smash Bros
hungrybox749
Other Games
C9.Mang0494
ViBE102
Maynarde96
CosmosSc2 19
Organizations
Other Games
gamesdonequick740
StarCraft 2
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
[ Show 14 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• EnkiAlexander 55
• davetesta41
• CranKy Ducklings SOOP22
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• intothetv
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• LaughNgamezSOOP
• Migwel
• sooper7s
StarCraft: Brood War
• BSLYoutube
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
Other Games
• Scarra1747
Upcoming Events
Replay Cast
6h 36m
Replay Cast
21h 36m
The PondCast
1d 7h
OSC
1d 7h
Replay Cast
1d 21h
RSL Revival
2 days
OSC
2 days
Korean StarCraft League
3 days
RSL Revival
3 days
BSL
3 days
[ Show More ]
GSL
4 days
Cure vs herO
SHIN vs Maru
BSL
4 days
Replay Cast
5 days
Replay Cast
5 days
The PondCast
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

Proleague 2026-05-12
WardiTV TLMC #16
Nations Cup 2026

Ongoing

BSL Season 22
ASL Season 21
IPSL Spring 2026
KCM Race Survival 2026 Season 2
Acropolis #4
KK 2v2 League Season 1
BSL 22 Non-Korean Championship
SCTL 2026 Spring
RSL Revival: Season 5
2026 GSL S1
Asian Champions League 2026
IEM Atlanta 2026
PGL Astana 2026
BLAST Rivals Spring 2026
IEM Rio 2026
PGL Bucharest 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 1
BLAST Open Spring 2026
ESL Pro League S23 Finals
ESL Pro League S23 Stage 1&2

Upcoming

Escore Tournament S2: W7
YSL S3
Escore Tournament S2: W8
CSLAN 4
Kung Fu Cup 2026 Grand Finals
HSC XXIX
uThermal 2v2 2026 Main Event
Maestros of the Game 2
WardiTV Spring 2026
2026 GSL S2
BLAST Bounty Summer 2026: Closed Qualifier
Stake Ranked Episode 3
XSE Pro League 2026
IEM Cologne Major 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 2
CS Asia Championships 2026
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2026 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.