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GoBOXERgogo
Profile Joined June 2006
664 Posts
February 06 2007 15:03 GMT
#41
Can I stick my penis in your vagina?
fikifiki
Profile Joined February 2007
Greece8 Posts
February 06 2007 15:17 GMT
#42
"Don't be afraid , my zealot won't bite"
Locke.
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Israel562 Posts
February 06 2007 15:25 GMT
#43
On February 06 2007 20:44 Equinox_kr wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 06 2007 20:11 GoBOXERgogo wrote:
Heal my penis with your mouth


Haha I agree ^_^

Just get a real girlfriend who plays SC - one of my previous girlfriends played Starcraft, and she was GOOD O_O

Tossgirl in disguise, maybe?


Your Korean, its so much easier for you to get SC playing gf
rick the dangerous
Profile Joined April 2004
Turkey90 Posts
February 06 2007 15:54 GMT
#44
medics are more beautiful and sexy than valk pilots ^^
5HITCOMBO
Profile Joined March 2006
Japan2239 Posts
February 06 2007 16:00 GMT
#45
On February 06 2007 20:11 GoBOXERgogo wrote:
Heal my penis with your mouth

On February 06 2007 22:23 Hot_Bid wrote:
[image loading]

ROFL
I live in perpetual fear of terrorists and studio gangsters
Way
Profile Joined September 2006
Canada565 Posts
February 06 2007 16:10 GMT
#46
Let's make zerglings
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
February 06 2007 17:53 GMT
#47
On February 06 2007 22:23 Hot_Bid wrote:
[image loading]



omg this was amazingly hilarious R O F L
baelrog
Profile Joined July 2004
Austria705 Posts
February 06 2007 18:14 GMT
#48
On February 06 2007 20:25 roadrunner_sc wrote:
Hey baby, can I burrow my lurker in your creep?


hilarious
i love u
Seku
Profile Joined December 2006
United States313 Posts
February 06 2007 18:17 GMT
#49
The siege tanks just caused me to burst out laughing and wake my roommate, hilarious.
Gokey
Profile Joined November 2006
United States2722 Posts
February 06 2007 19:02 GMT
#50
siege tank innuendo ftw~ ^_^
vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
February 07 2007 07:15 GMT
#51
hey baby, let me unload my dropship into your main
<30 seconds later>
damn, looks like I went fast drop


girl you must be a 4pool coz every time I see you I feel raped


ok sorry I can't top most of the posts in this thread, this is good stuff
Moderatorfollow me on twitter if u think ur so tough @BooyaCow
freelander
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Hungary4707 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-02-07 07:44:17
February 07 2007 07:42 GMT
#52
I feel i got parasited, cause i think about you all the time, my queen.
And all is illuminated.
mel_ee
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
2448 Posts
February 07 2007 07:46 GMT
#53
On February 06 2007 22:23 Hot_Bid wrote:
[image loading]


damn that was hilarious... nice one.
Behold the bold soldier, control the globe slowly proceeds to blow swingin swords like Shinobi
Night[Mare
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Mexico4793 Posts
February 07 2007 07:48 GMT
#54

My heart is at 300 apm when I'm with you
Hey baby, can I burrow my lurker in your creep?


this two cracked me up
Teamliquidian townie
StarN
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2587 Posts
February 07 2007 07:50 GMT
#55
this thread rocks


Your face is more imbalanced than Gorky
lolololol
Retired BW Noob
vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
February 07 2007 07:55 GMT
#56
baby you're like bifrost
wide open entrance and a vulnerable back door
Moderatorfollow me on twitter if u think ur so tough @BooyaCow
nite3
Profile Joined June 2006
130 Posts
February 07 2007 07:58 GMT
#57
On February 06 2007 20:47 statix wrote:
"can i put my photon cannon in your ass...please...come on...they did it to strafe..."


OMFG !!!!!!!!
HAHAAHHAAHA MAN!!
ROFLMAO!
i close my eyes... and empty my mind.
ZaplinG
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3818 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-02-07 08:05:21
February 07 2007 08:03 GMT
#58
A crappy love poem I wrote in like 2 minutes just now:

You've maelstromed my
heart, you archon of dark.
When you are near,
my wall falls apart.

You've cannon rushed my,
mind. My eco falls behind.
I do not fear,
For your love is what I find

waiting for me at the bright side of the canal.
I can't be with anyone else, this is final.
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
Detonate
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Iceland578 Posts
February 07 2007 08:07 GMT
#59
Hey baby, its not often i whip out my scout

Im gonna load all my interceptors into your carrier

I'd recall myself across the world to be with you

Oh, so you want my devourer to spread purple ooze all over you?

Im kinda like a guardian, when I attack, I go balls deep.

I floated into you like a reaver, but now it stings when I pee

inept @ west always up for TMM and 1vs1. TLT3 goGOgOG
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11584 Posts
February 07 2007 08:09 GMT
#60
Damn gurl, my reaver got parasited, now it's green. Are you a queen?
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