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jspretense
United States11 Posts
You attack moved into my heart I devote my life to you and Aiur You're the most beautiful woman in the world after the valkyrie pilot You're as cute as a probe meow My heart is at 300 apm when I'm with you I know you as well as lost temple Life without you would be as barren as Char You must have 0 shields, because you just mind controlled my heart I feel like I'm on stimpacks when I'm with you | ||
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GoBOXERgogo
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RowdierBob
Australia13007 Posts
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A3iL3r0n
United States2196 Posts
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Seraphim
United States4467 Posts
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paper
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HeavenS
Colombia2259 Posts
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roadrunner_sc
United States1220 Posts
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Ilikestarcraft
Korea (South)17727 Posts
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Polemarch
Canada1564 Posts
You and I go together like corsairs and reavers. -- followup when you have a fight: you're the fat, slow, and stupid reaver! (only if you want her to walk into somebody else's sunken colony) | ||
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TheMusiC
United States1054 Posts
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statix
United States1760 Posts
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Pressure
7326 Posts
mod please don't close, wait a day or two to let this expand | ||
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paper
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crazie-penguin
United States1253 Posts
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zdd
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Pressure
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Equinox_kr
United States7395 Posts
On February 06 2007 20:11 GoBOXERgogo wrote: Heal my penis with your mouth Haha I agree ^_^ Just get a real girlfriend who plays SC - one of my previous girlfriends played Starcraft, and she was GOOD O_O Tossgirl in disguise, maybe? | ||
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statix
United States1760 Posts
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Cambium
United States16368 Posts
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Live2Win
United States6657 Posts
Sweet ones: "You are my queen, for I am infested by you" "Will you lift up your barracks, and let me in your heart?" "Will you be my medic?" "I would jump in front of a reaver for you" "When I first saw you my heart got statis fielded" "Did you use optical flare? Because I'm blinded by your beauty" Sexual ones: "You be the medic, and I'll be the sunken" "Let me burrow in your creep" "I want to put my ultra through your (nydus) canal" "Let's morph into an archon" "You make my spire morph into a greater spire" "Let's get ensnare all over us" | ||
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EvilTeletubby
Baltimore, USA22254 Posts
On February 06 2007 20:59 Live2Win wrote: "Let's morph into an archon" Haha, I like that one! | ||
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kdog3683
United States916 Posts
You make my spire morph into a greater spire" ahah | ||
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BrutalMenace
United States1237 Posts
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roadrunner_sc
United States1220 Posts
Again: ![[image loading]](http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/1823/tvessel2qv9.jpg) | ||
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haduken
Australia8267 Posts
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Polemarch
Canada1564 Posts
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Fuu
198 Posts
On February 06 2007 20:47 statix wrote: "can i put my photon cannon in your ass...please...come on...they did it to strafe..."  | ||
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evanthebouncy!
United States12796 Posts
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EAGER-beaver
Canada2799 Posts
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Hot_Bid
Braavos36375 Posts
![[image loading]](http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/4179/tankurbateje0.jpg) | ||
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Hot_Bid
Braavos36375 Posts
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roadrunner_sc
United States1220 Posts
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Ilikestarcraft
Korea (South)17727 Posts
On February 06 2007 20:59 Live2Win wrote: oO I like this topic. Sweet ones: "You are my queen, for I am infested by you" "Will you lift up your barracks, and let me in your heart?" "Will you be my medic?" "I would jump in front of a reaver for you" "When I first saw you my heart got statis fielded" "Did you use optical flare? Because I'm blinded by your beauty" Sexual ones: "You be the medic, and I'll be the sunken" "Let me burrow in your creep" "I want to put my ultra through your (nydus) canal" "Let's morph into an archon" "You make my spire morph into a greater spire" "Let's get ensnare all over us" Haha nice ones/ I like roadrunner's picture too hehe. Lets get ensnare all over us. Wtf hahaha. I would jump in front of a reaver for you HAHAHA. Did you use optical flare? Because I'm blinded by your beauty. That reminds me of x men episode with the eagle(electric) eye guy. | ||
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oneofthem
Cayman Islands24199 Posts
On February 06 2007 20:25 Ilikestarcraft wrote: i dont know what to say edit: lol hotbid | ||
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The Storyteller
Singapore2486 Posts
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GoBOXERgogo
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mnm
United States4493 Posts
wowee! you have a good record  hey baby, stim my marine ok? hey baby, can i put my ultralisk in your nydus canal? i know something else you can do with that 200apm let's spawn some broodlings together, my queen hey baby, can i put my ultralisk in your nydus canal? Can I put my firebat in your bunker? is that a yamato cannon in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? hey baby, think you can handle my greater spire? they call me the shield battery, because i recharge in an instant if you see me saying any of the above in channel, its not me talking, its somebody using the bot to flirt with you. =p | ||
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0x64
Finland4555 Posts
On February 06 2007 20:59 Live2Win wrote: oO I like this topic. Sweet ones: "You are my queen, for I am infested by you" OH VERY SWEET, we had this girl at our school like 6 years ago when we played mass starcraft in LAN. We called her the queen because she used her 30'' dick to infest people. cf. androginity + mass relationships | ||
GrandInquisitor
New York City13113 Posts
...maybe another medic too? | ||
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GoBOXERgogo
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fikifiki
Greece8 Posts
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Locke.
Israel562 Posts
On February 06 2007 20:44 Equinox_kr wrote: Haha I agree ^_^ Just get a real girlfriend who plays SC - one of my previous girlfriends played Starcraft, and she was GOOD O_O Tossgirl in disguise, maybe? Your Korean, its so much easier for you to get SC playing gf | ||
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rick the dangerous
Turkey90 Posts
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5HITCOMBO
Japan2239 Posts
On February 06 2007 20:11 GoBOXERgogo wrote: Heal my penis with your mouth On February 06 2007 22:23 Hot_Bid wrote: ROFL | ||
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Way
Canada565 Posts
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Deleted User 3420
24492 Posts
On February 06 2007 22:23 Hot_Bid wrote: omg this was amazingly hilarious R O F L | ||
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baelrog
Austria705 Posts
On February 06 2007 20:25 roadrunner_sc wrote: Hey baby, can I burrow my lurker in your creep? hilarious | ||
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Seku
United States313 Posts
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Gokey
United States2722 Posts
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vGl-CoW
Belgium8305 Posts
<30 seconds later> damn, looks like I went fast drop  girl you must be a 4pool coz every time I see you I feel raped ok sorry I can't top most of the posts in this thread, this is good stuff | ||
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freelander
Hungary4707 Posts
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mel_ee
2448 Posts
On February 06 2007 22:23 Hot_Bid wrote: damn that was hilarious... nice one. | ||
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Night[Mare
Mexico4793 Posts
My heart is at 300 apm when I'm with you Hey baby, can I burrow my lurker in your creep? this two cracked me up | ||
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StarN
United States2587 Posts
Your face is more imbalanced than Gorky lolololol | ||
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vGl-CoW
Belgium8305 Posts
wide open entrance and a vulnerable back door | ||
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nite3
130 Posts
On February 06 2007 20:47 statix wrote: "can i put my photon cannon in your ass...please...come on...they did it to strafe..." OMFG !!!!!!!! HAHAAHHAAHA MAN!! ROFLMAO! | ||
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ZaplinG
United States3818 Posts
You've maelstromed my heart, you archon of dark. When you are near, my wall falls apart. You've cannon rushed my, mind. My eco falls behind. I do not fear, For your love is what I find waiting for me at the bright side of the canal. I can't be with anyone else, this is final. | ||
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Detonate
Iceland578 Posts
Im gonna load all my interceptors into your carrier I'd recall myself across the world to be with you Oh, so you want my devourer to spread purple ooze all over you? Im kinda like a guardian, when I attack, I go balls deep. I floated into you like a reaver, but now it stings when I pee | ||
CaucasianAsian
Korea (South)11579 Posts
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Cpt Obvious
Germany3073 Posts
On February 07 2007 17:03 ZaplinG wrote: A crappy love poem I wrote in like 2 minutes just now: You've maelstromed my heart, you archon of dark. When you are near, my wall falls apart. You've cannon rushed my, mind. My eco falls behind. I do not fear, For your love is what I find waiting for me at the bright side of the canal. I can't be with anyone else, this is final. wow, evan would have appreciated. nice job there v-tec boy. | ||
semioldguy
United States7488 Posts
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XDawn
Canada4040 Posts
rofl | ||
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ShaLLoW[baY]
Canada12499 Posts
L m f a o. | ||
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ZaplinG
United States3818 Posts
shouldnt it be more like "I must have 0 shields, because you just emp'd my heart" | ||
KwarK
United States42693 Posts
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nemY
United States3119 Posts
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Yogurt
United States4258 Posts
i dun get it =( | ||
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Romance_us
Seychelles1806 Posts
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xM(Z
Romania5281 Posts
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
You are the metabolic boost to my rush. I bought the grooved spines, for her pleasure. I built the bunker on the island for us. ![[image loading]](http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/2206/scscrnshot020707181414pg6.jpg) | ||
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xM(Z
Romania5281 Posts
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
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semioldguy
United States7488 Posts
![[image loading]](http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i269/DunnegonMaster/SCScrnShot_020707_181551.gif) I micro-ed it just for you! | ||
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Q~Bert
United States663 Posts
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
![[image loading]](http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/523/untitledme7.jpg) | ||
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Haemonculus
United States6980 Posts
On February 06 2007 20:32 statix wrote: "GG OWNED!" - **after sex** more like, "gg.... re?" | ||
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semioldguy
United States7488 Posts
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PervySage
United States4 Posts
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BluzMan
Russian Federation4235 Posts
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semioldguy
United States7488 Posts
or if it wasn't so great (or a one-night stand)... "gg no re" | ||
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tKd_
United States2916 Posts
On February 06 2007 20:12 RowdierBob wrote: | ||
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Smokin_Squirrel
Korea (South)674 Posts
You put my heart in a lockdown. Baby could you restore my heart? I'm not very good at these ^^;; | ||
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falis
United States20 Posts
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BuGzlToOnl
United States5918 Posts
On February 06 2007 22:23 Hot_Bid wrote: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! IT TOOK ME 3 WHOLE FUCKING HOURS TO GET IT!! HAHAHAHA!!! | ||
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Loveletter
United States543 Posts
Plain n simple. | ||
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decafchicken
United States20020 Posts
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Ganfei1
China667 Posts
You're as cute as a probe meow Do you get turned on by the probe? I wanna probe your mineral line with my reaver | ||
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FireBlast!
United Kingdom5251 Posts
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FConnectionUK
United States316 Posts
Let me scourge your carrier? | ||
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Lycaeus
United States1420 Posts
give u a hint, the seige mode represents a penis... | ||
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GrandInquisitor
New York City13113 Posts
On February 07 2007 16:55 vGl-CoW wrote: baby you're like bifrost wide open entrance and a vulnerable back door lmfao | ||
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FConnectionUK
United States316 Posts
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Mirage
United States36 Posts
On February 07 2007 19:30 Lycaeus wrote: give u a hint, the seige mode represents a penis... Thats a sad excuse for a penis.... | ||
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Haemonculus
United States6980 Posts
On February 07 2007 19:34 FConnectionUK wrote: I thought I walled but zerglings got through. Sorry. LOL | ||
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Live2Win
United States6657 Posts
On February 07 2007 19:30 Lycaeus wrote: give u a hint, the seige mode represents a penis... Just look at the picture from left to right, one at a time. Like a film | ||
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x_woof_x
United States659 Posts
you make me go seige mode On February 07 2007 18:35 semioldguy wrote: "I'm totally saving this replay!" - ::in the middle of sex:: "You make my spire morph into a greater spire" LMFAO | ||
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pyrogenetix
China5094 Posts
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NarutO
Germany18839 Posts
I focus-fired in your face. T_T! | ||
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Cpt Obvious
Germany3073 Posts
On February 07 2007 18:39 BluzMan wrote: Keke. Imagine being obliged to say "gl hf" every time before sex. or s t a r t for that matter. but the korean commentators already give a good idea of what an orgasmic "GG" would sound like. | ||
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ram
Lithuania602 Posts
On February 08 2007 05:34 Cpt Obvious wrote: but the korean commentators already give a good idea of what an orgasmic "GG" would sound like. neighboors would be troubled by such finale | ||
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Capt. Moroni
United States533 Posts
-Valkyrie pilot So is this: You ensnared me with your eyes. | ||
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SteelString
446 Posts
On February 06 2007 22:23 Hot_Bid wrote: Personally, woulda put an Ion Cannon at the end. | ||
IntoTheWow
is awesome32274 Posts
Being a girl "nr20" would suit. | ||
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pheer
5390 Posts
unit limit reached | ||
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Cpt Obvious
Germany3073 Posts
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Smokin_Squirrel
Korea (South)674 Posts
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bine
United States2352 Posts
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semioldguy
United States7488 Posts
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QuietIdiot
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Cpt Obvious
Germany3073 Posts
if she asked if she looked fat in said dress, go for "[direct link to "yo momma"-thread]!!!" if she should get some more intimate and ask you about how good of a lover you are, just respond: "i 5-0'ed Paris Hilton with reps g-_-G" i can also imagine the confused look of the girl when you say "sry gtg gg cya" in mid-action. | ||
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greatmeh
Canada1964 Posts
my spider mines have +10 range when your around I have 3-3 tank asap with you my observer is ultra sensitive in detecting your ass with my corsair, ill splash on you AND your friends (if ur down with dat) when im with you, we have swarm all around us my goons freeze at your sight ur zealots are strong, but that wont stop me from comming up ur ramp when i first saw you, you stasised my heart | ||
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SK.Testie
Canada11084 Posts
I wish we could be stasis'd this way forever. Even without leg speed, i'd walk the world to see you. Variation- I'd walk across Char barefoot to see you. Shh, it's ok. I'm like a shuttle. I'll always hold you. Without you i'm not complete, like a marine without an academy. Let's pause like this til' the end of the game. Sleezy / Lame / Whatever Shh, it's ok. I'm like a shuttle. I'll always hold you... and a few of your friends. You make me pop up faster than a burrowed ling. I'd like to be the one marine in your ctrl group of medics. I got stim and range. I'm ready for some action! You're hotter than a firebat. You be be the overmind, i'll be the planet. Now crash into me. Rekrul Bitch, I mined out BGH. Now get undressed. Chibi Like any dropship, I hold 8 small units! | ||
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ilovezil
United States4143 Posts
On February 08 2007 15:59 MYM.Testie wrote: Romantic I wish we could be stasis'd this way forever. Even without leg speed, i'd walk the world to see you. Variation- I'd walk across Char barefoot to see you. Shh, it's ok. I'm like a shuttle. I'll always hold you. Without you i'm not complete, like a marine without an academy. Let's pause like this til' the end of the game. Sleezy / Lame / Whatever Shh, it's ok. I'm like a shuttle. I'll always hold you... and a few of your friends. You make me pop up faster than a burrowed ling. I'd like to be the one marine in your ctrl group of medics. I got stim and range. I'm ready for some action! You're hotter than a firebat. You be be the overmind, i'll be the planet. Now crash into me. Rekrul Bitch, I mined out BGH. Now get undressed. Chibi Like any dropship, I hold 8 small units! Nerdy as felt, I had to smile at the Rekrul / chibi comment | ||
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Seraphim
United States4467 Posts
On February 06 2007 20:47 statix wrote: "can i put my photon cannon in your ass...please...come on...they did it to strafe..." that made me LMAO | ||
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BC.KoRn
Canada567 Posts
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BC.KoRn
Canada567 Posts
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thedeadhaji
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Deleted User 3420
24492 Posts
On February 07 2007 16:15 vGl-CoW wrote: hey baby, let me unload my dropship into your main <30 seconds later> damn, looks like I went fast drop girl you must be a 4pool coz every time I see you I feel raped ok sorry I can't top most of the posts in this thread, this is good stuff dude both of those were hilarious this thread rules | ||
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Mr.Rice
Brazil44 Posts
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GrandInquisitor
New York City13113 Posts
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