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Last Edited: 2009-09-19 22:41:07
September 19 2009 03:01 GMT
#1
News 1: (T)firebathero Falls Down on a Chestnut Bur

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Samsung KHAN player (T)firebathero fell on a chestnut bur and bruised his butt.

He was playing a survival game during the Samsung training session on the 18th. He tried to catch someone when he fell backwards and landed on a chestnut bur.

The players were warned to be careful to not fall because there were many chestnut burs lying around. The needles are very sharp and small so it is very difficult to get them out once you get pricked. Firebathero could not even sit down because of the pain.

Firebathero said, "It's so small yet it hurts so much. I took it out but it still hurts a lot. I'm disappointed that I got injured and can't enjoy the training."

Source: DES

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삼성전자 이성은이 전지훈련 도중 엉덩이에 밤송이 가시가 찔리는 부상을 당했다.

이성은은 18일 실시된 강원도 홍천에서 실시된 삼성전자 전지훈련 프로그램 중 서바이버 게임을 하다 엉덩이에 부상을 당했다. 상대편 선수를 잡으러 뛰어가다 미끄러져 넘어졌는데 하필이면 밤송이 위에 엉덩방아를 찧은 것.

서바이버가 펼쳐진 장소 옆에는 밤나무가 많아 밤을 캐는 체험학습장이 자리잡고 있었다. 따라서 서바이버를 교육했던 강사도 "옆에 밤을 캐는 체험 학습장이 있어 밤송이가 바닥에 떨어져 있으니 가시에 찔리지 않게 주의하라"고 말할 정도로 서바이버 현장에 밤송이가 많았다.

문제는 밤송이 가시가 살을 파고 들어가면 워낙 작은 가시이기 때문에 많이 아픈데다 가시를 빼낼 수도 없다는 것. 이성은은 엉덩이에 가시가 박히면서 제대로 앉지도 못하는 등 무척 힘든 모습이었다.

이성은은 "작은 밤송이 가시가 너무 아파서 깜짝 놀랐다"며 "가시를 빼냈지만 아직도 다 빼내지 못한 것 같이 따끔거리고 아프다. 전지훈련에 와서 재미있게 놀지 못하고 부상을 당해 너무 아쉽다"고 말했다.





News 2: No More Sports Tournaments for Samsung KHAN

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It will be not likely that anyone will be able to see Samsung players play sports for a while.

Samsung players showed the worst performance possible in a volleyball match. They are known to consistently exercise, but it was shown that they have no sense of athletic abilities in the training.

The teams were divided into two teams and 50,000 won was put on line. However, they performed poorly, losing 8 straight points from only serves.

3 sets were played in only 22 minutes. Once the ball passed the net, it never came back. All players except (P)JangBi and (T)TurN couldn't even hit the ball, or hit it towards the wrong direction. Only 5 minutes passed when the players started to be substituted due to exhaustion.

Coach January said, "Every time we do this, I feel that our players suck at sports (laughs). We should never play sports against other teams."

Source: DES

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당분간 삼성전자 선수들의 운동하는 모습을 볼 수 없을 것으로 보인다.

삼성전자는 18일 강원도 홍천에서 펼쳐진 전지훈련에서 이보다 더 못할 수 없는 족구 실력을 보여줬다. 꾸준히 헬스를 하는 것으로 알려졌던 삼성전자지만 기초 체력이나 운동 신경은 형편 없다는 것이 이번 전지훈련을 통해 드러나게 된 것이다.

삼성전자 선수들은 두 편으로 나눠 간식비 5만원을 걸고 족구대회를 펼쳤다. 하지만 서브 만으로 연속 8점을 따내는 등 형편없는 실력을 선보였다.

특히 3세트까지 경기가 진행됐지만 전체 경기 진행시간은 고작 22분. 공을 네트로 넘기며 랠리가 펼쳐져야 하는 것이 정상이지만 삼성전자 선수들은 서브 이외에 한 번 정도 네트를 넘기면 바로 승부가 결정돼 경기를 길게 이어갈 수 없었다.

신예 박대호, 그리고 허영무가 분전했지만 나머지 선수들은 분명 공을 앞으로 차도 공이 뒤로 가버리는 등 사상 최악의 경기를 펼쳤다. 그나마도 5분 뛴 뒤 선수들은 지친 체력을 호소하며 선수 교체를 선언하기도.

삼성전자 김가을 감독은 "매번 전지훈련을 갈 때마다 느끼는 것이지만 우리 선수들은 운동을 정말 못하는 것 같다(웃음). 앞으로 다른 팀과 축구 내기를 하거나 팬들과 체육대회를 펼치는 일은 없을 것(웃음)"이라고 말했다.





News 3: (P)JangBi has a brother on his team?

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Sharp eyes, light skin, round nose. (T)TurN looks very simiar to (P)JangBi.

Few days ago, they heard that they looked like each other at a hair salon. When they told this to their team, they said that they looked alike and acted alike too. (T)firebathero even said that "I thought Turn was Jangbi's cousin".

Jangbi replied "I don't think he looks anything like me, but I think he will be able to achieve greatness since others say he looks like me. (laughs)"

Source: DES

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허영무를 꼭 닮은 선수가 삼성전자에 나타났다.

날카로운 눈과 하얀 피부, 동그란 코가 허영무와 비슷한 신예 테란 박대호가 그 주인공. 박대호는 가만히 있을 때 마치 허영무를 축소시켜 놓은 것 같은 모습으로 보는 사람들을 깜짝 놀라게 한다.

얼마 전 미용실에서 둘이 닮았다는 이야기를 처음 들었다는 두 선수. 눈 속의 까만 동공이 약간 위로 올라간 것과 피부가 하얀 것이 마치 친형제 같다는 미용실 직원의 말에 박대호의 별명은 '리틀 허영무'가 됐다.

또한 박대호가 활달하고 말이 많은 것도 허영무와 비슷하다는 것이 삼성전자 선수들의 설명이다. 이성은은 "처음에는 두 선수가 친형제나 사촌쯤 되는 줄 알았다"고 말할 정도로 두 선수는 외모와 성격까지 판박이다.

허영무는 "내가 보이게는 하나도 안 닮은 것 같은데 요즘 그 이야기를 자주 듣는다"며 "나를 닮았으니 (박)대호는 대성할 수 있을 것(웃음)"이라고 말했다.
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hiro protagonist
Profile Joined January 2009
1294 Posts
September 19 2009 03:18 GMT
#2
HAHAHA, theres so much awesomeness in this OP that my side hurts from laughing. Poor FBH.
and JangBi is the best vollyball player on khan? I knew I like JanBi for a reason.
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ghostWriter
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3302 Posts
September 19 2009 03:19 GMT
#3
LOL FBH
what a funny guy, I'm sure savior is very happy right now.
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Sigh
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2433 Posts
September 19 2009 03:21 GMT
#4
LOLOLOLO HAHAHA I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING ROFL
Damn does that mean FBH can't dance anymore?
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Amnesia
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States3818 Posts
September 19 2009 03:23 GMT
#5
LOL @ FBH. Omg. This is such a funny article. Thank you for translating l10f!
Marine50
Profile Joined September 2007
Australia1764 Posts
September 19 2009 03:25 GMT
#6
8 straight points from only servers rofl
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Profile Blog Joined September 2004
51589 Posts
September 19 2009 03:26 GMT
#7
the consequences of the off-season
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OrderlyChaos
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States1115 Posts
September 19 2009 03:28 GMT
#8
Haha wow. I didn't know it was possible to be that bad at volleyball. 3 sets in 22 minutes? I love Khan XD
hiro protagonist
Profile Joined January 2009
1294 Posts
September 19 2009 03:29 GMT
#9
GTR @21000! nice post for it.
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Profile Joined June 2009
United States580 Posts
September 19 2009 03:30 GMT
#10
Classic FBH.
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=2883#comic
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Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States11080 Posts
September 19 2009 03:30 GMT
#11
Lol. FBH excuse for the seasno :p
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Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States6012 Posts
September 19 2009 03:31 GMT
#12
Lol @ FBH.
Jaedong :3
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United States2332 Posts
September 19 2009 03:32 GMT
#13
FBH lmao.
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Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States3128 Posts
September 19 2009 03:43 GMT
#14
Awesome...

And I'm sure the team's lack of volleyball skills says something about their Starcraft skills...but I'm just not sure what. Would returning volleyball serves fall under macro or micro?
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Profile Joined April 2009
United States656 Posts
September 19 2009 03:45 GMT
#15
Haha, "We should never play sports against other teams." January is amazing.
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Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States823 Posts
September 19 2009 03:46 GMT
#16
(T)firebathero vs. Chestnut Bar: Better than any other matchup he's had recently.
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United States4467 Posts
September 19 2009 03:47 GMT
#17
El. oh. El.
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Profile Blog Joined February 2008
2716 Posts
September 19 2009 03:48 GMT
#18
Oh my god, I can see how the volleyball game went..."FBH! Stop hitting the ball with your crotch!"
this is my quote.
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Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3407 Posts
September 19 2009 04:00 GMT
#19
this reminds me of when ChunHee on family outing fell off of hyori and stepped on a chesnut bur LOL
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Canada815 Posts
September 19 2009 04:02 GMT
#20
Guy in white looks like clazz
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Profile Joined September 2008
China3370 Posts
September 19 2009 04:06 GMT
#21
Man, FBH is failing against everything lately.

On September 19 2009 12:01 l10f wrote:
The teams were divided into two teams and 50,000 won was put on line. However, they performed poorly, losing 8 straight points from only serves.

3 sets were played in only 22 minutes. Once the ball passed the net, it never came back. All players except (P)JangBi and (T)TurN couldn't even hit the ball, or hit it towards the wrong direction. Only 5 minutes passed when the players started to be substituted due to exhaustion.


That's just really sad. I can imagine January facepalming on the sidelines.
Meh
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Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States1266 Posts
September 19 2009 04:11 GMT
#22
On September 19 2009 13:06 baubo wrote:
Man, FBH is failing against everything lately.

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On September 19 2009 12:01 l10f wrote:
The teams were divided into two teams and 50,000 won was put on line. However, they performed poorly, losing 8 straight points from only serves.

3 sets were played in only 22 minutes. Once the ball passed the net, it never came back. All players except (P)JangBi and (T)TurN couldn't even hit the ball, or hit it towards the wrong direction. Only 5 minutes passed when the players started to be substituted due to exhaustion.


That's just really sad. I can imagine January facepalming on the sidelines.


haha definetely lots of January facepalms..
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Profile Joined April 2009
Canada2933 Posts
September 19 2009 04:27 GMT
#23
Lol @ FBH and the volleyball match.
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Profile Joined January 2008
India858 Posts
September 19 2009 04:28 GMT
#24
Haha, nice snippets! Thanks for the translation.
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Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10264 Posts
September 19 2009 04:33 GMT
#25
LOL I love you so much l10f... News was hilarious haha ^_^

Poor FBH
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Profile Joined June 2009
United States580 Posts
September 19 2009 04:39 GMT
#26
Maybe FBH just got anally raped and made up a story.

Firebathero said, "It's so small yet it hurts so much. I took it out but it still hurts a lot. I'm disappointed that I got injured and can't enjoy the training."


Firebathero could not even sit down because of the pain.


Don't forget the lube next time FBH, at least you got a nice story to remember it by.
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theobsessed1
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States576 Posts
September 19 2009 06:46 GMT
#27
Are these articles serious? LOL so fail
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September 19 2009 06:52 GMT
#28
Firebutthero i seeeeee
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United States8556 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-19 06:56:58
September 19 2009 06:56 GMT
#29
Such randomness. The drawl of the off-season is apparent, but this is very funny and develops the characters of prominent progamers.
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Pitcairn19291 Posts
September 19 2009 07:10 GMT
#30
FBH got owned. And it's not surprising that Khan sucks at sports.
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Canada2036 Posts
September 19 2009 07:40 GMT
#31
This is why we all love Samsung Khan. Why so serious everyone? =P
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Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Australia6499 Posts
September 19 2009 07:53 GMT
#32
For a minute I thought the title read "Samsung DVD players". I was so used to the name KHAN.
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Profile Joined August 2009
Japan248 Posts
September 19 2009 08:07 GMT
#33
LOL! FBH is the man!

On September 19 2009 16:40 Taku wrote:
This is why we all love Samsung Khan. Why so serious everyone? =P

I agreed with you
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Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada807 Posts
September 19 2009 08:24 GMT
#34
FBH finally gets what he deserves for the humiliating ceremonies XD

In that picture, which on is Jangbi's brother? The one on the right?

Interesting that they play different races. I wonder if they have similar styles at all
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Spain1446 Posts
September 19 2009 08:37 GMT
#35
So FBH will play stand up ?? xDDD
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September 19 2009 08:58 GMT
#36
Lawl, I'd looove to play volley with those guys xD.

Sick image of FBH, he never looked more manly!
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Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States2493 Posts
September 19 2009 09:06 GMT
#37
If youre a samsung fan..... I'm sorry for your loss. ALSO I totally misread the not appearing in any sports tournaments as Samsung isnt going to be appearing in anymore E-sports lol.
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Poland12466 Posts
September 19 2009 09:34 GMT
#38
rofl @ FBH
I so wanna see that volleyball match, god they must be so terrible haha
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Last Edited: 2009-09-19 09:56:12
September 19 2009 09:54 GMT
#39
Hmm chubbytoss > other samsung players at sports? looks like the sporty brothers are the only ones with gross motor skillz lol

and what in the world is a chestnut bur...

wow holy crap, looks sharp..
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Sweden212 Posts
September 19 2009 10:13 GMT
#40
Haha! The best part is the halfhearted fistpump poses after the failed volleyball session!
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United States6173 Posts
September 19 2009 10:46 GMT
#41
Samsung is so awesome. It's absolutely amazing.
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Italy3402 Posts
September 19 2009 11:11 GMT
#42
DailyESports>Fomos big time in the offseason...
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Germany2762 Posts
September 19 2009 11:17 GMT
#43
hmmm i don't see a real similiarty between jangbi and turn :O

i think turn looks more (T)Irisish :D
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Australia483 Posts
September 19 2009 11:34 GMT
#44
Haha this only makes me like KHAN more :D. "Fuck volleyball, let's go play some SC bitch".
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Finland1714 Posts
September 19 2009 12:05 GMT
#45
hahaha oh my god, these news delivers! thanks for the translation :D
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Belgium9950 Posts
September 19 2009 12:47 GMT
#46
hahaha
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Brazil1272 Posts
September 19 2009 12:48 GMT
#47
Great news.

About those volleyball matches: who the hell needs to be good in sports when we have E-SPORTS?
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Bangladesh2767 Posts
September 19 2009 12:59 GMT
#48
amusement in abundance in the news.

good work.
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Iceland2039 Posts
September 19 2009 13:20 GMT
#49
Samsung sucks at sports? Who cares, they can dance. <3
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September 19 2009 17:08 GMT
#50
firebathero can't even win in real life anymore lol
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September 19 2009 17:19 GMT
#51
I feel so sorry for any Samsung Khan fan right now..
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Profile Joined July 2009
United States126 Posts
September 19 2009 17:21 GMT
#52
ty very interesting i LoL'd
im from the streets bitch
0neder
Profile Joined July 2009
United States3733 Posts
September 19 2009 17:28 GMT
#53
whole new meaning to Artosis' favorite phrase, 'butthurt.'
29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5725 Posts
September 19 2009 17:30 GMT
#54
lol. man.... turn and jangbi dont look alike at all.

hahaha fbh got boned in the ass.

i thought they werent gonna have more sports matches because of the injury, but it's actually because they suck at sports and dont want to be humiliated anymore. it's nice that they have outdoor activities, though. gotta get that vitamin d
4v4 is a battle of who has the better computer.
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
September 19 2009 17:33 GMT
#55
So random, nice!

Thanks for the translations.
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
Jyvblamo
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada13788 Posts
September 19 2009 17:44 GMT
#56
I'm considering becoming a Samsung fan after these new developments.
Sprite
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States1015 Posts
September 19 2009 17:49 GMT
#57
lol gotta love firebathero.
Firebathero is still the best!
ForTheSwarm
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States556 Posts
September 19 2009 18:36 GMT
#58
Ha ha ha. This OP is awesome. Stupid FBH.

Also
On September 19 2009 12:01 l10f wrote:
Sharp eyes, light skin, round nose. (T)TurN looks very simiar to (P)JangBi.


Isn't this the description of every Korean? lol.
Whenever I see a dropship, my asshole tingles, because it knows whats coming... - TheAntZ
RoieTRS
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States2569 Posts
September 19 2009 18:50 GMT
#59
omg so funny
konadora, in Racenilatr's blog: "you need to stop thinking about starcraft or anything computer-related for that matter. It's becoming a bad addiction imo"
Black Gun
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Germany4482 Posts
September 19 2009 18:56 GMT
#60
lol wait, so this is a serious topic? i thought it was a hoax! O.O

the fbh story made me laugh so hard.
"What am I supposed to do against this?" - "Lose!" :-]
JWD
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States12607 Posts
September 19 2009 18:59 GMT
#61
haha, off-season news is hilariously mundane
✌
lynx.oblige
Profile Joined August 2009
Sierra Leone2268 Posts
September 19 2009 19:24 GMT
#62
Firebathero ftw.
Everyone needs a nemesis.
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
September 19 2009 20:01 GMT
#63
most radnom news ever LOL..
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
finkr
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
12 Posts
September 19 2009 20:16 GMT
#64
It's surprising that your butt is important for playing Starcraft. It just never occurred to me before.
i'm from the United Kingdom - why can't I select my country
Jyvblamo
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada13788 Posts
September 19 2009 20:40 GMT
#65
On September 20 2009 05:16 finkr wrote:
It's surprising that your butt is important for playing Starcraft. It just never occurred to me before.

Terran players need somewhere to stick their heads in.
HI-YOOOOOOO.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
September 19 2009 20:46 GMT
#66
Samsung is such a bad team. I think this shows why.

Lol
Moderator<:3-/-<
uglymoose89
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States671 Posts
September 19 2009 20:55 GMT
#67
On September 20 2009 05:40 Jyvblamo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 20 2009 05:16 finkr wrote:
It's surprising that your butt is important for playing Starcraft. It just never occurred to me before.

Terran players need somewhere to stick their heads in.
HI-YOOOOOOO.


hahah you bastard! . Wow i can't believe the players needed subs after 5 minutes of playing volleyball. And they never moved that much considering the ball never went back over the net.
OneOther
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States10774 Posts
September 19 2009 20:55 GMT
#68
blow me itw
bearbuddy
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
3442 Posts
September 19 2009 21:05 GMT
#69
On September 20 2009 05:16 finkr wrote:
It's surprising that your butt is important for playing Starcraft. It just never occurred to me before.


The back, too, apparently.
p53
Profile Joined September 2009
297 Posts
September 19 2009 22:48 GMT
#70
HAHAHAHHA FBH XD
cunninglinguists
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States925 Posts
September 19 2009 23:02 GMT
#71
lol
sc420gg
Profile Joined August 2009
United States8 Posts
September 19 2009 23:05 GMT
#72
HAHAHA

10/5
NeverGG *
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom5399 Posts
September 19 2009 23:09 GMT
#73
Best Samsung news in ages. Oh Sungeun - Bisu is meant to be the clumsy gamer!!
우리 행운의 모양은 여러개지만 행복의 모양은 하나
Holgerius
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Sweden16951 Posts
September 19 2009 23:19 GMT
#74
Lol, funny news!

Go FBH!
I believe in the almighty Grötslev! -- I am never serious and you should never believe a thing I say. Including the previous sentence.
illu
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2531 Posts
September 19 2009 23:20 GMT
#75
On September 20 2009 05:46 IntoTheWow wrote:
Samsung is such a bad team. I think this shows why.

Lol


In terms of starcraft abilities it is still far above a certain team - KT Fingerboom.
:]
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
September 19 2009 23:34 GMT
#76
On September 20 2009 05:55 OneOther wrote:
blow me itw


You should go ask Samsung, they blow.
Moderator<:3-/-<
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11563 Posts
September 19 2009 23:41 GMT
#77
i bet they suck too lololol
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
Saracen
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5139 Posts
September 19 2009 23:42 GMT
#78
Someday the translators will rebel and create their own "translations" of random articles, and none of us will ever know...
Ideas
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States8169 Posts
September 19 2009 23:44 GMT
#79
I dont think offseason news cant get much lamer
Free Palestine
l10f *
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3241 Posts
September 19 2009 23:50 GMT
#80
On September 20 2009 08:42 Saracen wrote:
Someday the translators will rebel and create their own "translations" of random articles, and none of us will ever know...


What a great idea- starting this right now!
Writer
natturner
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
342 Posts
September 20 2009 00:25 GMT
#81
lol samsung khan sucks at sports
This nigga done stole my bike.
caldo149
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States469 Posts
September 20 2009 00:35 GMT
#82
LOL Samsung Khan is AMAZING. I hope FBH isn't bothered by his injured butt when he's playing games...
Hellions are my homeboys
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
September 20 2009 00:46 GMT
#83
Oh my god FBH...

JangBi doesn't look anything like TurN IMO. At least not more than any other asian.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Saracen
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5139 Posts
September 20 2009 00:48 GMT
#84
On September 20 2009 08:50 l10f wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 20 2009 08:42 Saracen wrote:
Someday the translators will rebel and create their own "translations" of random articles, and none of us will ever know...


What a great idea- starting this right now!

Oh no...+ Show Spoiler +
KnightOfNi
Profile Joined December 2007
United States1508 Posts
September 20 2009 04:13 GMT
#85
Wow... just wow. Epic win right here :D
RIP eSTRO :(
diehilde
Profile Joined September 2008
Germany1596 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-20 04:30:49
September 20 2009 04:30 GMT
#86
lol the FBH thing is hilarious!
But as for the volleyball game... Didn't it occur to anybody that the players most likely agreed on getting it over with asap / touch the ball as lil as possible? I mean come on, not returning the ball over the net once?? Substitution after 5 minutes already? Its kind of logical to me that when u are a professional starcraft player, your best bet is to not play volleyball (or even worse, basketball) at all.... Those are the sports with the highest risk of finger injury for an untrained player, which is probably one of the biggest fears of every professional gamer.
Savior: "I will cheat everyone again in SC2!" - SCII Beta Tester
thopol
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Japan4560 Posts
September 20 2009 04:37 GMT
#87
Thread title should have been "FBH: Pain in the Ass."
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
September 20 2009 07:33 GMT
#88
that whole article is rofl
General Nuke Em
Profile Joined March 2008
United States680 Posts
September 20 2009 08:59 GMT
#89
Savior should hire that chestnut bur.
nayumi
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Australia6499 Posts
September 20 2009 10:14 GMT
#90
lol one of the better articles i've read in these few days ... that was so random and hilarious ... maybe FBH will come up with a new idea relating to chestnut or butt for his ceremony in the new season ...

assuming he'll eventually win a game of course
Sugoi monogatari onii-chan!
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