EPTYears ago I had to poo
And so I went to use the Lou
Sat on my ass and passed some gas
Then took a dump with my pole half-mast
There was some grief, but the drop was brief
My bladder relaxed and sprayed relief
But a traitor was born within my wee
A rebellious prick, a free spirit of pee
It sprayed through the gap beneath the seat
And made a puddle at my feet
So always remember, when taking a shit
Don't forget to tuck in your dick
And so I went to use the Lou
Sat on my ass and passed some gas
Then took a dump with my pole half-mast
There was some grief, but the drop was brief
My bladder relaxed and sprayed relief
But a traitor was born within my wee
A rebellious prick, a free spirit of pee
It sprayed through the gap beneath the seat
And made a puddle at my feet
So always remember, when taking a shit
Don't forget to tuck in your dick
