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docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
April 24 2013 14:19 GMT
#21
The slant rhyme use was actually nicely done
User was warned for too many mimes.
Ringall
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Finland177 Posts
April 24 2013 15:19 GMT
#22
5/5, would not forget again.
Snute fanclub <3 (fan #106 :3 ) | "Bitches know me, I'm Jos 'LiquidRet' de Kroon. I drink, smoke and don't exercize." - Ret | http://bit.ly/GX57En
29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5725 Posts
April 24 2013 15:56 GMT
#23
i thought this was gonna be about his dick touching the water when shitting.

i remember somebody "complaining" about this in a blog once.
4v4 is a battle of who has the better computer.
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-04-24 16:02:59
April 24 2013 16:02 GMT
#24
5/5 this was fucking awesome lol.

[image loading]

my reaction after reading.
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
FractalsOnFire
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Australia1756 Posts
April 24 2013 16:15 GMT
#25
Oh god this was hilarious.

INSTANT SPOTLIGHT KTHX
neSix
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States1772 Posts
April 24 2013 16:17 GMT
#26
Pure art. MysteryMeat1 nails it.
Incze
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Romania2058 Posts
April 24 2013 16:54 GMT
#27
Every time
Religion: Buckethead
LML
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Germany1800 Posts
April 24 2013 17:00 GMT
#28
first world small penis problems?
LML
Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
April 24 2013 17:06 GMT
#29
Those who write on shithouse walls
All roll their shit in little balls
And when you read their words of wit
You eat those little balls of shit
Что?
Cubu
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
1171 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-04-24 17:17:11
April 24 2013 17:16 GMT
#30
those spills only happen when you get a boner...
marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
April 24 2013 17:32 GMT
#31
and they told me shakspeare died years ago
memes are a dish best served dank
Kalingingsong
Profile Joined September 2009
Canada633 Posts
April 24 2013 17:43 GMT
#32
speechless.......................

5/5
Dess.JadeFalcon
MstrJinbo
Profile Joined March 2011
United States1251 Posts
April 24 2013 18:25 GMT
#33
It's the little details in life that make all the difference
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
April 24 2013 19:16 GMT
#34
A regular Emily Dickinson.
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
StarStruck
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
25339 Posts
April 24 2013 19:26 GMT
#35
*Bravo*

Standing ovation. Oh wait..
Mattes
Profile Joined July 2010
Germany1116 Posts
April 24 2013 19:58 GMT
#36
Words of wisdom.
"Eyo lesson' here, Bey. You're comin' at the king, you best not miss."
Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
April 24 2013 20:11 GMT
#37
That spray of relief bit got me.

So beautiful.
Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
Ender985
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Spain910 Posts
April 24 2013 22:44 GMT
#38
5/5
/epic thread
Member of the Pirate Party - direct democracy, institutional transparency, and freedom of information
EtherealDeath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States8366 Posts
April 24 2013 22:49 GMT
#39
LOL <3
Burrfoot
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States1176 Posts
April 25 2013 00:12 GMT
#40
win 5/5!
http://us.battle.net/d3/en/profile/Davlok-1847/career
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