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My left hand shakes when i hold something!!

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Jayson X
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Switzerland2431 Posts
July 16 2008 12:04 GMT
#1
HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When i hold something with my left hand my ankel starts to trembel since this morning!!!! Doesn't matter if it's heavy or not. And my hands feel so cold, like fucking zombie hands!!

I tried masturbating with it (since it is my love hand) but it wont work. It's too cold and the shaking makes my movement to abrubt. My whole technique is fucked up by it. I don't know if i can live with this.

Im done! You looking at the post of a dead man!!!!! If i turn into a zombie i'm sorry for all the virgings i'm going to eat.

****
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
July 16 2008 12:07 GMT
#2
go to doctor? ;;
Energies
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Australia3225 Posts
July 16 2008 12:08 GMT
#3
Doesn't sound healthy, I think you're probably going to die.
"Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder but dont nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight" - Ronnie Coleman.
DeadVessel
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States6269 Posts
July 16 2008 12:16 GMT
#4
parkinson's
grobo
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Japan6199 Posts
July 16 2008 12:23 GMT
#5
Tell your family and closest relatives you love them, you don't have much time.
We make signature, then defense it.
H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
July 16 2008 12:31 GMT
#6
My condolences.
[iHs]HCO | のヮの | pachi & plexa ownz | RIP _
Elric
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1327 Posts
July 16 2008 12:35 GMT
#7
http://www.saga.co.uk/money/retirement/HowToWriteAWill.asp

I'd get writing NOW.
MrRammstein
Profile Joined May 2008
Poland339 Posts
July 16 2008 12:38 GMT
#8
You know could be worse - I sometimes wake up without any feel in my hands up to elbow or even higher because I slept on this hand... waiting till it dies one morning ><
account abandoned:P RIP
Jayson X
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Switzerland2431 Posts
July 16 2008 12:49 GMT
#9
Okok i sat on it for like ten minutes. Now it slightly weared of. I feel i just bought me some time before it reaches my brain. I asked my bosses secretary if she could massage my arm but she refused and my boss kicked me out of his office. That's why i started this list, i had to write with my right hand tough. This list is ongoing. I hope i can read it when i'm a zombie.

[image loading]
JoxxOr
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Sweden1502 Posts
July 16 2008 13:01 GMT
#10
You're handwriting is A+
Gör om, gör rätt
DeadVessel
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States6269 Posts
July 16 2008 13:05 GMT
#11
i'm not on the list?
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32122 Posts
July 16 2008 13:17 GMT
#12
hahahahah, you gave your 'love hand' the arizona dead hand

go to a dr??
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
Jayson X
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Switzerland2431 Posts
July 16 2008 13:18 GMT
#13
On July 16 2008 22:05 DeadVessel wrote:
i'm not on the list?


no i think you're awesome

Since my time is running out i draw this so when i look at it as a zombie i know what i need to put on. I hope i can fight crime with it.

[image loading]
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32122 Posts
July 16 2008 13:21 GMT
#14
You should change the hook/knife into an Inspector Gaget arm.

ANy particular reason for the relocation of your penis??
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
DeadVessel
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States6269 Posts
July 16 2008 13:26 GMT
#15
easier fellatio
-orb-
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5770 Posts
July 16 2008 13:28 GMT
#16
I like how you somehow have awesome abdominals in your arms.

Seriously that's badass
'life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery'
how sad that sc2 has no shield battery :(
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-16 13:28:47
July 16 2008 13:28 GMT
#17
EDIT : Nvm,Sucks for you dude
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
July 16 2008 13:28 GMT
#18
That's a pretty awesome self portrait.
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
Jayson X
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Switzerland2431 Posts
July 16 2008 13:42 GMT
#19
On July 16 2008 22:21 Hawk wrote:
You should change the hook/knife into an Inspector Gaget arm.

ANy particular reason for the relocation of your penis??


I figured since they allways say in the movies "Shoot his head!" they are confused then when they see it. It's usualy this little tricks that decide the outcome of a live or die situation.

Since i want to do this right i made a readme to follow the first steps. It's only natural to be confused at first as a zombie.


[image loading]
lazymej
Profile Joined February 2006
Canada269 Posts
July 16 2008 13:44 GMT
#20
lol this thread is awesome.
^_~
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