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HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When i hold something with my left hand my ankel starts to trembel since this morning!!!! Doesn't matter if it's heavy or not. And my hands feel so cold, like fucking zombie hands!!
I tried masturbating with it (since it is my love hand) but it wont work. It's too cold and the shaking makes my movement to abrubt. My whole technique is fucked up by it. I don't know if i can live with this.
Im done! You looking at the post of a dead man!!!!! If i turn into a zombie i'm sorry for all the virgings i'm going to eat.
 
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thedeadhaji
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Doesn't sound healthy, I think you're probably going to die.
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Tell your family and closest relatives you love them, you don't have much time.
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You know could be worse - I sometimes wake up without any feel in my hands up to elbow or even higher because I slept on this hand... waiting till it dies one morning ><
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Okok i sat on it for like ten minutes. Now it slightly weared of. I feel i just bought me some time before it reaches my brain. I asked my bosses secretary if she could massage my arm but she refused and my boss kicked me out of his office. That's why i started this list, i had to write with my right hand tough. This list is ongoing. I hope i can read it when i'm a zombie.
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hahahahah, you gave your 'love hand' the arizona dead hand
go to a dr??
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On July 16 2008 22:05 DeadVessel wrote:
i'm not on the list?
no i think you're awesome
Since my time is running out i draw this so when i look at it as a zombie i know what i need to put on. I hope i can fight crime with it.
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You should change the hook/knife into an Inspector Gaget arm.
ANy particular reason for the relocation of your penis??
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I like how you somehow have awesome abdominals in your arms.
Seriously that's badass
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EDIT : Nvm,Sucks for you dude
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United States22883 Posts
That's a pretty awesome self portrait.
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On July 16 2008 22:21 Hawk wrote:
You should change the hook/knife into an Inspector Gaget arm.
ANy particular reason for the relocation of your penis??
I figured since they allways say in the movies "Shoot his head!" they are confused then when they see it. It's usualy this little tricks that decide the outcome of a live or die situation.
Since i want to do this right i made a readme to follow the first steps. It's only natural to be confused at first as a zombie.
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lol this thread is awesome.
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This thread just got ABSOLUTELY AWESOME
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Belgium8305 Posts
PROTIP: avoid zombie malnourishment by feeding on various ethnicities
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When i peaked on my bosses secretary when she was on the toilet it got to me! How should i know as a zombie what i need to do to succeed? The solution was of course so simple.
Lesson1
Approach Smoker
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ziggareth, hahahaha
This sounds like those guys from GROUP X.
Shit like this is what general needs.
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Go see a doctor.
Be sure you don't leave out the masturbating part.
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Hm one lesson i should definetly draw out is my maingoal of course. The virgins. Since they usualy run away when they see something unusual i need to come up with a very specific plan with lots of tought out details. How to win their trust without making them suspicious?
Lesson 2
"Virgin"
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The thread beyond your imagination is spread.
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Dude, your handwriting rapidly improved on the drawing. Maybe you won't be a zombie after all, huh?
Oh, fuck, you turned into a zombie already.
Don't come near me though cause I'mma blastin' ur ass with my here a shotgun.
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So when i tried masturbating again my boss caught me. And while he said something about firing my ass outta here, i realised a vital part of being a zombie. Your actions are illegal! So how should i deal with cops then? And then i remembered why i included a microwave foot in my plan.
Lesson 3
"Cops"
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Bam! Radiation beams out of nowhere.
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What are you going to do if you meet another zombie? or is that impossible?
edit: give this man a star TL!
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hehe I loled so hard  ... you shouldn't eat smokers though .. they are unhealthy ... especially if you are a pregnant zombie
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Write yourself a lesson to move around at a pace faster than a leisurely walk. Many a zombie has been thwarted by the fact that their prey is, in fact, capable of a mild jog.
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United States44243 Posts
On July 17 2008 02:49 Lemonwalrus wrote:
Write yourself a lesson to move around at a pace faster than a leisurely walk. Many a zombie has been thwarted by the fact that their prey is, in fact, capable of a mild jog.
Maybe his chair leg is a wheely chair.
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This guy will be an awesome zombie.
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this is the most epic thread
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why do you have a penis on your shoulder? ew? my legs shake when i try to stand up from sitting on the ground. =o
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On July 17 2008 04:02 Aerox wrote:
This guy will be an awesome zombie.
I concur heavily
This is such an epic thread
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Awesome thread!
About the arm, you know what happened to this guy?
+ Show Spoiler +
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Valhalla18444 Posts
HAHAHAH
oh my god this thread is great
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LOLLERSAUR so good
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Artosis
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Ok when i entered my office today my notepad was stolen with all the drawings and the people to eat list on it. I have no idea who took it but i had to find another one. As usual i get my free supplys from the desk of my boss when he's not around. Since my left shoulder seems to be gone now i can't masturbate anymore...less to live for i guess...
On July 17 2008 02:49 Lemonwalrus wrote:
Write yourself a lesson to move around at a pace faster than a leisurely walk. Many a zombie has been thwarted by the fact that their prey is, in fact, capable of a mild jog.
See i tought about that beforehand. It was actualy all in the drawing. Just maybe not clear enough.
Lesson 4
"Capture"
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On July 17 2008 01:38 Hypnosis wrote:
What are you going to do if you meet another zombie? or is that impossible?
This was the last thing i saw when i left the office. I tought about it quite a lot but i was distracted on my way home peeping on some cheerleaders on the bus. However. Let's be realistic. I've never seen a zombie attacking another zombie. They only eat human.
But it's allways important to have a worst-case scenario plan init? What i needed was a simple but powerfull psychological trick. Something short, something i could easily remember when i'm one of them.
Lesson 5
"Another Zombie"
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Seriously, if nothing else, this undead thing has really sharpened your penmanship and your drawing capabilities.
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inspirational
printing these out and putting them by my bed just in case
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thedeadhaji
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I was just going to say how his handwriting is gosu now L^O^L
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Wow, this pwns MSPaint. More like RLPaint or pen or something...
Turn into a zombie already!
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Did the zombie hunters get you?>
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