This thread is simple and fun: When the zombie apocalypse comes, who are the five people you would want in your crew? They can be real or fake, cartoon or not.

•Must include photos and/or videos to back your choice.
•Give reasoning on why you chose them
•Give reasoning on why you wouldnt chose others is encouraged. IE, I would have added Steven Segal to my list, but then I remembered he's fat and old now. Not to mention he's a buddist and a pussy these days. Don't think he's gonna do me much good.

My list will come shortly, I'm at four and have yet to decide my last

For info on zombies and how to kill them fuckers, visit http://www.zombiehunters.org/

Funchucks

Canada2113 Posts

November 16 2007 16:07 GMT

Only need the one:
Mayor Charles "Chuck" Goodrich
http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=8&issue=9

There won't even be a zombie problem. The man has vision.

saranghaeCY-

United States446 Posts

November 16 2007 16:18 GMT

All you would need is the Nebuchadnezzar with BoxeR as the pilot,

and iloveoov as the operator(except he's controlling about 20 machine guns at once instead of the matrix)

QuanticHawk

United States32071 Posts

November 16 2007 16:21 GMT

My picks:

1. BROCK SAMPSON. Watch the Venture Brothers, this guy is fucking nuts.

2. THE MACHO MAN. This is a no brainer. He wouldn't even need weapons to kick ass.

3. Laura Croft, played by Angelina Joulie. She's badass and hot. I need bewbs to look at when the shit hits the fan.

4. Fred Williamson, AKA BOSS NIGGER. He was also the big badass black dude in From Dusk Til Dawn, so he has experience in killing shit that already should be dead. I'm sure even zombies are afraid of big angry black dudes. Plus, now my group has achieved racial diversity.

5. Mark Messier. Legendary. Badass. Hockey. Natural born leader. He could probably stare the zombies to death. Plus, hockey will become the national sport, and we might even be able to keep some of the zombies alive to start A MUTANT HOCKEY LEAGUE.

Asta

Germany3491 Posts

November 16 2007 16:22 GMT

1. Jonathon "I like turtles" Ware

To act as interpreter.

2. Chuck Norris

Because Chuck Norris can bite Zombies in such a way that they turn human again.

3. + 5. my favorite Porn stars I guess.
Can't provide pictures on a public forum.

Rev0lution

United States1805 Posts

November 16 2007 16:23 GMT

Five people xD

need jesus so he can save their souls! and stop them from resurrecting.

Leon Kennedy is an expert zombie killer

Doom guy can easily handle the forces of hell, he should have no problem with a few zombies

The Hit Man is the definition of manliness

If you don't know who this woman is then you know nothing of zombies.

QuanticHawk

United States32071 Posts

November 16 2007 16:26 GMT

hahaha nice picks revo. Doom guy is a nice pick

Snet

United States3573 Posts

November 16 2007 16:28 GMT

Pengu1n:
Pengu1n has been a loyal friend for over three years, I know if there was any zombie invasion he would stick by my side until every last one of them were killed.

AruGun:
AruGun is also a loyal friend for about two years. He might not be physically supportive but he has enough brain power to cover my entire team of survivors.

Pet Rhino:
Me, Pengu1n, and AruGun are very familiar with rhinos, as we have studied them for the entire time we've known each other. I would like 1 pet rhino on my team of survivors for transportation and protection.

Nemesis:
Nemesis is my dear friend who is over in Iraq fighting for our country. I would want him in my team because of his experience with killing people and his vast collection of firearms.

Mantra:
Mantra is a friend I've known for a while, but he's never become very close. I would like Mantra on my team of survivors in case we get into a dire situation and need to sacrifice one member of the team so the rest can escape.

QuanticHawk

United States32071 Posts

November 16 2007 16:29 GMT

Nem's not in iraq yet snet! I talked to him yesterday. Though riding around on rhinos could be badass. I think the bear calvary could work as well.