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H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
July 16 2008 13:46 GMT
#21
This thread just got ABSOLUTELY AWESOME
[iHs]HCO | のヮの | pachi & plexa ownz | RIP _
vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
July 16 2008 13:57 GMT
#22
PROTIP: avoid zombie malnourishment by feeding on various ethnicities
Moderatorfollow me on twitter if u think ur so tough @BooyaCow
Jayson X
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Switzerland2431 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-16 14:06:32
July 16 2008 14:04 GMT
#23
When i peaked on my bosses secretary when she was on the toilet it got to me! How should i know as a zombie what i need to do to succeed? The solution was of course so simple.

Lesson1
Approach Smoker

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QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32071 Posts
July 16 2008 14:34 GMT
#24
ziggareth, hahahaha

This sounds like those guys from GROUP X.

Shit like this is what general needs.
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
July 16 2008 14:52 GMT
#25
Go see a doctor.

Be sure you don't leave out the masturbating part.
Jayson X
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Switzerland2431 Posts
July 16 2008 14:55 GMT
#26
Hm one lesson i should definetly draw out is my maingoal of course. The virgins. Since they usualy run away when they see something unusual i need to come up with a very specific plan with lots of tought out details. How to win their trust without making them suspicious?

Lesson 2
"Virgin"

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NotSupporting
Profile Joined February 2008
Sweden1998 Posts
July 16 2008 15:15 GMT
#27
The thread beyond your imagination is spread.
hymn
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Bulgaria832 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-16 15:19:53
July 16 2008 15:16 GMT
#28
Dude, your handwriting rapidly improved on the drawing. Maybe you won't be a zombie after all, huh?

Oh, fuck, you turned into a zombie already.

Don't come near me though cause I'mma blastin' ur ass with my here a shotgun.
azk he is the north american player but the titan he is the french stars
Jayson X
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Switzerland2431 Posts
July 16 2008 15:35 GMT
#29
So when i tried masturbating again my boss caught me. And while he said something about firing my ass outta here, i realised a vital part of being a zombie. Your actions are illegal! So how should i deal with cops then? And then i remembered why i included a microwave foot in my plan.

Lesson 3
"Cops"

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H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
July 16 2008 16:33 GMT
#30
Bam! Radiation beams out of nowhere.
[iHs]HCO | のヮの | pachi & plexa ownz | RIP _
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-16 16:39:19
July 16 2008 16:38 GMT
#31
What are you going to do if you meet another zombie? or is that impossible?

edit: give this man a star TL!
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
BloodyC0bbler
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada7876 Posts
July 16 2008 16:49 GMT
#32
Zombie man on a rampage
#3 Member of the Chill Fanclub / Rhaegar fought nobly. Rhaegar fought valiantly. Rhaegar fought honorably. And Rhaeger died. --Ser Jorah Mormont TL MAFIA FORUM http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31 go go !
RavenWrath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Germany174 Posts
July 16 2008 17:25 GMT
#33
hehe I loled so hard ... you shouldn't eat smokers though .. they are unhealthy ... especially if you are a pregnant zombie
-42-
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
July 16 2008 17:49 GMT
#34
Write yourself a lesson to move around at a pace faster than a leisurely walk. Many a zombie has been thwarted by the fact that their prey is, in fact, capable of a mild jog.
CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
July 16 2008 18:16 GMT
#35
lol
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States42861 Posts
July 16 2008 18:27 GMT
#36
On July 17 2008 02:49 Lemonwalrus wrote:
Write yourself a lesson to move around at a pace faster than a leisurely walk. Many a zombie has been thwarted by the fact that their prey is, in fact, capable of a mild jog.

Maybe his chair leg is a wheely chair.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
Aerox
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Malaysia1213 Posts
July 16 2008 19:02 GMT
#37
This guy will be an awesome zombie.
"Eyes in the sky."
Flying_Llama
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Canada419 Posts
July 16 2008 19:30 GMT
#38
this is the most epic thread
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
July 16 2008 19:41 GMT
#39
why do you have a penis on your shoulder? ew? my legs shake when i try to stand up from sitting on the ground. =o
Woyn
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United Kingdom1628 Posts
July 16 2008 20:35 GMT
#40
On July 17 2008 04:02 Aerox wrote:
This guy will be an awesome zombie.


I concur heavily

This is such an epic thread
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