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Scorpion
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1974 Posts
May 24 2008 16:58 GMT
#1
If any of you remember, the last problem I had was that my best friend's girlfriend fell in love with me and I didn't know what the fuck to do. That went out well because I kind of just hinted that I wasn't interested so she stayed with my best friend(and they couldn't of been happier).
Well, after that, things with me and the 8th grader didn't go out so well, so, I started talking to a bunch of chicks. 3 were freshman(one of them is hardcore slutty and would go out with any guy that looks emo), 1 is a sophomore(I think), and 2 of them were seniors.
First, with the freshman, things were just fun and games, not really serious or anything so it didn't really go anywhere other than just being "closer friends." The slutty one would just hit on me hardcore, nothing happened. The sophomore I meet nearly everyday since she works at a store I buy green tea everyday at. We always chat it up and shit but I hardly ever see her in school and I never got any contact information so not much happened. Two seniors, one of them has liked me since 6th grade, one of them liked me when we were freshman, then liked me again senior year. The one that has liked me since 6th grade is an annoying bitch so I avoid her constantly and the other one is fucking awesome, I asked her out yesterday and she said yes.

Ty TL, thanks to you... Jibba? I forgot, you were the one who kept saying for me to just ask the question like "omg gogogogo out with me s t a r t" I think. Ty~ :3

**
Mango @ U.S.East!
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24803 Posts
May 24 2008 17:06 GMT
#2
Gogo keep us updated your success is my number one priority.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
MiniRoman
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Canada3953 Posts
May 24 2008 17:28 GMT
#3
Being nice goes soo far to chicks who aren't used to it.
Nak Allstar.
SnowFantasy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
4173 Posts
May 24 2008 17:31 GMT
#4
Haha good job.

Although it seems like your journey has reached the end of the road, the adventure is just beginning.

+ Show Spoiler +
sorry if that is gay. i should really sleep before i post more
Wizard
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Poland5055 Posts
May 24 2008 17:49 GMT
#5
lolol
sAviOr[gm] ~ want to watch good replays? read my blog: http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/wizard
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
May 24 2008 18:23 GMT
#6
dude arent you like emo?
lol.
how old are you?
give me the slutty chick.
id bang and leave.
frozenclaw
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Canada410 Posts
May 24 2008 18:55 GMT
#7
Wow, I now have total faith in TL to help me with girl advice when I start getting interested in girls. And gl/hf.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24803 Posts
May 24 2008 19:02 GMT
#8
On May 25 2008 03:55 frozenclaw wrote:
Wow, I now have total faith in TL to help me with girl advice when I start getting interested in girls. And gl/hf.

How old are you?
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
ahrara_
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Afghanistan1715 Posts
May 24 2008 22:13 GMT
#9
i tell people your stories scorpion. what's with the sudden interest in legal women? now i can't joke about how you should've been a catholic priest.
in Afghanistan we have 20% literacy rate
clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
May 24 2008 22:38 GMT
#10
On May 25 2008 03:23 Raithed wrote:
dude arent you like emo?
lol.
how old are you?
give me the slutty chick.
id bang and leave.


his profile picture told me a lot [;
#1 Sea.Really Fan / #1 Nesh Fan / Terran Forever~
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
May 25 2008 03:42 GMT
#11
On May 25 2008 07:13 ahrara_ wrote:
i tell people your stories scorpion. what's with the sudden interest in legal women? now i can't joke about how you should've been a catholic priest.


LOL AHAHAHAH!!!

Well Scorpion at least this post I didn't read through and then realize it was you.

glhfbangbangbang
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
Wizard
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Poland5055 Posts
May 25 2008 05:11 GMT
#12
On May 25 2008 04:02 micronesia wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 25 2008 03:55 frozenclaw wrote:
Wow, I now have total faith in TL to help me with girl advice when I start getting interested in girls. And gl/hf.

How old are you?

According to his profile, he's 14.
sAviOr[gm] ~ want to watch good replays? read my blog: http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/wizard
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
May 25 2008 05:14 GMT
#13
gl hf, be a good boyfriend
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
fight_or_flight
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States3988 Posts
May 25 2008 06:36 GMT
#14
So I was just skimming through your post pretty fast then I saw "6th grade" and I'm thinking, "Scorpion wtf"...
Do you really want chat rooms?
Scorpion
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1974 Posts
May 25 2008 06:39 GMT
#15
On May 25 2008 07:13 ahrara_ wrote:
i tell people your stories scorpion. what's with the sudden interest in legal women? now i can't joke about how you should've been a catholic priest.


She's a senior but she's 17, just like me!

IT'S STILL NOT LEGAL MWAHAHA I MADE SURE LOL!
Mango @ U.S.East!
Zoan
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States53 Posts
May 25 2008 14:49 GMT
#16
You were talking with 6 girls after things with the 8th grader didn't work out?

Congrats.
Moo.
Scorpion
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1974 Posts
June 06 2008 20:22 GMT
#17
She's not 13 you bastards XD
Mango @ U.S.East!
MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
June 09 2008 11:52 GMT
#18
aww congrats scorpion.
and your a senior? You gotta stay away from that jail bait.
<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
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