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I'm visiting relatives/studying in China for the summer, and I've been interning at a Chinese bank, where I've been getting along great with this smoking hot girl intern. Best thing about her is, she also plays SC and she's pretty damn good for a girl, I got her Bnet ID ("JustLemmePlay") and she managed 200/150 APM/eAPM and I judge her to be at least C- (that is, her iccup rank, her looks are like, uh, S-class?:D).
Anyway, today after lunch she started flirting back, brushing my arms almost accidentally and laughing at pretty much everything I said. Needless to say, I seized the opportunity and asked her to dinner and a foot bath/massage after, which she gladly accepted.
Then right before closing time, an old guy walked into the bank, wearing an unbuttoned shirt exposing his round and hairy potbelly, smoking, and holding an "二锅头" (a type of hard liquor) bottle, who also happened to be my grandpa. As he waved at me and called out my name, I smiled and waved back weakly, feeling my crush's face drop a mile as she told him to lose the cigarette. Just when I thought things couldn't possibly get any worse, my good old grandpa pukes all over the counter, splashing bits of noodles, fish chucks and egg bits all over both my dream girl and I.
It took me almost 2 hours to clean up the incredible mess he made, not to mention I'm out roughly $300 paying for the damaged LCD replacement. And quite obviously, my dream girl didn't even reply my text apologizing after the incident, and when she finally answered my call she told me she was a lesbian and that I should never talk to her again, ever. X_X Fcuk my life.
All in all, not one of my better days. I'm C+ iccup, and I just lost to 3 random D noobs in a row. Now even my internet is barely running, and SC is unplayably laggy. So should it come down to the unfortunate circumstance that Sparkyz loses to Oz tonight, I guess I'll have no choice but to end my miserable life.:O
I'm going out now to use those foot bath/massage tickets, maybe hawt chix rubbing my feet in hot Tibetan herbal medicinal water will soon make this disastrous day forgotten history.
  
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your grandpa sounds awesome!
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On June 01 2009 23:32 404.Nitrogen wrote:
your grandpa sounds awesome!
yes.
and why should you have to pay for the damages?
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Wow that sucks hardcore. You sure you wren't dreaming?
edit: yeah why would you pay for the dmg?
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United States11393 Posts
Guess you are going to kill yourself then.
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I feel so bad for you man.
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I call lies. Pics of granpa puking on you + hot chick or it didn't happen. Otherwise, your granpa is a hero and deserves another bottle of whatever he was drinking. Go buy him one.
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Calgary25996 Posts
This story is so unbelievable.
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this story is fucking retarded
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She was a lousy chick anyway if she blames your grandpa on you.
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Sweden33719 Posts
Hm.
If this is true, I actually think "FML" my be appropriate for once.
It does seem somewhat.. odd tho.
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Hong Kong20321 Posts
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this story is b/s. If it is true though, kill your grandpa.
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lmfao @ how odd this story is. If it is true then what a good day then went perfectly wrong.
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to add to how wtf this is
who invites a girl over to eat and rub her feet
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That's so fun! I'd laugh my ass if suck a thing happens to me.
i mean - come on, it's just a girl, there are millions of them. But I tend to be looking at the bright side of things and maybe that's just me.
Give your grandpa my warmest grats  He is so awesome. Have fun with him while you can. When my grandpa dies from pneumonia and I hadn't seen him for the last 3 months of his life I could only remember stuff that happened with him but not to go visit him and talk to him.
I guess my point is: enjoy your relatives, girls are always going to be there.
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Some stories can only be written by life...
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I'd say to still go after the girl. Tell her that you don't stay or hang out with your grandpa or something like that unless you do then yeah, she's right to avoid you.
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This story is as much BS as Last Shadow teaching children about honesty and responsibility
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On June 01 2009 23:30 PleaseJustChill wrote:
Best thing about her is, she also plays SC and she's pretty damn good for a girl
Lies.
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What are you smoking dude
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Snet
United States3573 Posts
I don't get it, why would she never talk to you again after that? It's not like you puked on her, you have a nasty fat old alcoholic grandpa --- that's not your fault.
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I dont know which part to believe.
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This story has fake written all over it.
No one has such a badass grandpa.
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On June 02 2009 01:14 Disregard wrote:
I dont know which part to believe.
I believe the part where he lost to D players.
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You sound unusually chirpy in your writing.
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On June 02 2009 01:33 lepape wrote:I believe the part where he lost to D players.
Hahahahaha.
Anyways, if it's true, he probably did the stupid thing and said the guy was related to him, in which case it became his responsibility.
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this story sounds really unbelievable
pics of your grandpa and work place plz
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On June 01 2009 23:51 Chill wrote:
This story is so unbelievable.
You're meant to say: Link to iccup account.
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wow, that's a fat FML and a half.
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Bullshit. Iccup is down no way you just played 3 games.
+ Show Spoiler +Out of every unbelievable happenstance in his post i chose to call him out on that one, doh
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FYL.
If this story is true, that is.
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I want to talk to the girl and the grandpa and get their side of the story...
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u gotta skate8152 Posts
Wait...
WHAT?! I find this hard to believe hahah
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I don't believe this at all.
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Anyone who believes this story is a retard.
Girl with 200 apm? LOL!!
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I paid for the damages because he's family. The thing about China is, families usually stick together no matter what, even though I'm Canadian half my relatives are still Chinese.
On June 02 2009 01:49 AzureEye wrote:
this story sounds really unbelievable
pics of your grandpa and work place plz
Quite obviously, I didn't take pictures when my boss was screaming at my ass while I was wiping off vomit. However, I can easily do pic of me + the workplace, and the girl. I'll even hold up a TL sign or something, to make sure I didn't get the the pic randomly off of the interweb.:O
On June 02 2009 00:03 FrozenArbiter wrote:
Hm.
If this is true, I actually think "FML" my be appropriate for once.
It does seem somewhat.. odd tho.
fml...FML.
On June 02 2009 00:23 stroggos wrote:
this story is b/s. If it is true though, kill your grandpa.
On June 02 2009 00:33 hymn wrote:That's so fun! I'd laugh my ass if suck a thing happens to me. i mean - come on, it's just a girl, there are millions of them. But I tend to be looking at the bright side of things and maybe that's just me. Give your grandpa my warmest grats He is so awesome. Have fun with him while you can. When my grandpa dies from pneumonia and I hadn't seen him for the last 3 months of his life I could only remember stuff that happened with him but not to go visit him and talk to him. I guess my point is: enjoy your relatives, girls are always going to be there.
Mhm, he started binged drinking a few months after my granny died. I don't really want/need to kill him anyway, he has severe hypertension, bad joints, and has already suffered from 2 strokes. I say the poor soul will rest in peace before SC2 comes out.
On June 02 2009 00:38 Schnake wrote:
Some stories can only be written by life...
Thank you. And FML.X_X
On June 02 2009 00:53 Aerox wrote:
I'd say to still go after the girl. Tell her that you don't stay or hang out with your grandpa or something like that unless you do then yeah, she's right to avoid you.
Then I'd be just lying because I do hang out with my grandpa because he has no one else. I'm not going to choose a girl, however hot she might be, over my only grandparent alive.
On June 02 2009 01:33 lepape wrote:I believe the part where he lost to D players.
Yah, I lost to Bnet UMS obs games pubbies. They said they were D and D+. I blame it on an unfamiliar laptop keyboard.:S
On June 02 2009 09:17 Epicfailguy wrote:
Anyone who believes this story is a retard.
Girl with 200 apm? LOL!!
Tossgirl has 360APM. LOL?
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wow that is fuckin rough lmao
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3861 Posts
Why did grandpa come to your work in the first place?
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wanted to visit his sweet grandson
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I'd spend the next 10 years of my life convincing myself I was adopted if I were you
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is awesome32277 Posts
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I don't believe this.
There is no way any sane girl would totally dismiss you like that over your grandpa unless you handled the situation like a dumbass and ruined your chances with her yourself.
Good job.
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rofl what bank, what city, pics?
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dude your grandpa is an asshole
why did it take u 2 hours to clean up vomit
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For me the most amusing part was that she said she was lesbian. Great excuse lol
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On June 01 2009 23:32 404.Nitrogen wrote:
your grandpa sounds awesome!
I loled at this
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Haha, this story is so great. Sucks, but so great.
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United States17042 Posts
I'm sorry for you. Life happens sometimes -_-;
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On June 02 2009 15:02 PH wrote:
I don't believe this.
There is no way any sane girl would totally dismiss you like that over your grandpa unless you handled the situation like a dumbass and ruined your chances with her yourself.
Good job.
If I was gonna date a girl, and her grandmother went to weere I am, feeling all perky and stuff, then vomited all on me and my friend, i would probably freak out as well
Now, if she was hot, id let it fly past. If she was not that good, id just go somewhere else. Which brings us to the question:
op, are u hot? lmao
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Physician
United States4146 Posts
On June 01 2009 23:30 "PleaseJustChill" wrote: with this smoking hot girl intern. Best thing about her is, she also plays SC and she's pretty damn good for a girl, I got her Bnet ID ("JustLemmePlay") and she managed 200/150 APM/eAPM
- even without reading the replies I know I will probably be joining a band wagon, sorry for that, but man, pity u put that at the beginning of your story.. gg lol; never finished reading it.
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Physician
United States4146 Posts
On June 02 2009 01:33 lepape wrote:I believe the part where he lost to D players.
- u didn't even believe it was just 3 players.. lol
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