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ichimarugin680
Profile Joined February 2009
United States182 Posts
April 17 2009 18:57 GMT
#61
id say go with ur heart if u think u can love her past this incident and u believre that she loves u ytoo so much shes willing to admit then go for it. If not then go home and try to get overe it. like the poster said way above u prolly gona have insecurity issues but relationsahip and love is based on trust and if u dont think u cant trust her again then it wont end well so ud better just find someone else.
I'd like that Rosh cheeze with some whine.////.... When you feel down and lost read Ecclesiastes 3:1-8
MiniRoman
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Canada3953 Posts
April 17 2009 18:57 GMT
#62
ohhh i just realized. she owes you anal now. call that shit in. pass the ky
Nak Allstar.
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32097 Posts
April 17 2009 18:57 GMT
#63
On April 18 2009 03:46 MiniRoman wrote:
Shoulda fucked her anyways. damn


Sounds to me like someone was questioning their sexuality. Too good for local schladies, so he goes online to find one. Then, when it comes time to seal the deal, he 'finds' a chatlog of her e-cheating. Shit luck, or an excellent cop out?

Since you're in the business of trying ridiculous things without putting any thought into them, and you're stuck in the states for a while, I suggest hopping on craigslist, finding a male in NY state and trekking up here (buttfuckery will soon be legalized!)
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HamerD
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1922 Posts
April 17 2009 18:58 GMT
#64
Well here's the thing guys. Her friend Amanda is going to come round tomorrow and 'explain' how she did this. So along with telling all my friends, I might come to you as the sort of extremely harsh but mildly useful bullshit detector that I need.

TL's a marketplace, where you can exchange being ripped up for useful advice.

'Hello TL, I would like 3 quartz of advice.'
'No problem sir, that will be 3 ironic yo mama jokes, two satirical sideswipes, and a comedy essay about your shortcomings'
"Oh no, we've drawn Judge Schneider" "Is that bad?" "Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog" "You did?" "Yeah...if you replace the word *kinda* with *repeatedly*...and the word *dog* with son"
Piy
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Scotland3152 Posts
April 17 2009 18:58 GMT
#65
uh...wow, this is way out of my league
My. Copy. Is. Here.
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
April 17 2009 18:59 GMT
#66
Wow an internet relationship? Was it awkward when you met her?

But in my opinion, I think she's lying. I mean, who else would use her msn sn and stuff?
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
April 17 2009 19:01 GMT
#67
On April 18 2009 03:56 kidd wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 18 2009 03:45 Kennigit wrote:
just go have sex with her right now right fucking now. just grab her and do it.


and then go back to the UK, win win situation.


if you look up lose lose situation in the dictionary i am quite sure you will find those two things
HamerD
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1922 Posts
April 17 2009 19:02 GMT
#68
On April 18 2009 03:59 il0seonpurpose wrote:
Wow an internet relationship? Was it awkward when you met her?

But in my opinion, I think she's lying. I mean, who else would use her msn sn and stuff?


1. Not at all. We actually first met when she tried to get into England but was deported.

2. Yeah well actually it's quite likely she is telling the truth about Amanda using her computer a lot. Her parents back that up as does her friend. They could all be lying but I do doubt that.

Also to that other guy who said she would have had to have had a pretty fucked up past. Yeah well that is pretty much the case. One minute with her parents will show you that. Think they have lived in 30 states.
"Oh no, we've drawn Judge Schneider" "Is that bad?" "Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog" "You did?" "Yeah...if you replace the word *kinda* with *repeatedly*...and the word *dog* with son"
MiniRoman
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Canada3953 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-17 19:03:32
April 17 2009 19:02 GMT
#69
On April 18 2009 03:57 Hawk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 18 2009 03:46 MiniRoman wrote:
Shoulda fucked her anyways. damn


Sounds to me like someone was questioning their sexuality. Too good for local schladies, so he goes online to find one. Then, when it comes time to seal the deal, he 'finds' a chatlog of her e-cheating. Shit luck, or an excellent cop out?

Since you're in the business of trying ridiculous things without putting any thought into them, and you're stuck in the states for a while, I suggest hopping on craigslist, finding a male in NY state and trekking up here (buttfuckery will soon be legalized!)


MMMHMMM!

Hammerd you gotta get your bangon to prove your sexuality now. Amanda can join in, cam whores are into that.

Edit: one of them has to be the cam whore right!? No excuses, they owe you a boon for this gimmickry
Nak Allstar.
ichimarugin680
Profile Joined February 2009
United States182 Posts
April 17 2009 19:02 GMT
#70
id say she lying and ul proly figure that out when the friend tels her story just clear ur mind and dont get clouded by bias
I'd like that Rosh cheeze with some whine.////.... When you feel down and lost read Ecclesiastes 3:1-8
n.DieJokes
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3443 Posts
April 17 2009 19:03 GMT
#71
Man up dude, so you and your friend both had fucked up chats with an internet whore, chill out. I'd say fuck the bitch and stop acting like a pussy, go home and forget about. Oh and "he's now out of my life forever", grow some balls, that's like a petty infraction I don't think you understand what a best friend is... and really, a lie detector? C'mon...
MyLove + Your Love= Supa Love
HamerD
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1922 Posts
April 17 2009 19:15 GMT
#72
btw ive actually gotten some really helpful pm's. So if any one of you ever has a serious issue in your lives, I do recommend coming to TL if you have turned to everyone, and I do mean EVERYONE IRL already.
"Oh no, we've drawn Judge Schneider" "Is that bad?" "Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog" "You did?" "Yeah...if you replace the word *kinda* with *repeatedly*...and the word *dog* with son"
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17732 Posts
April 17 2009 19:15 GMT
#73
...
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
pubbanana
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3063 Posts
April 17 2009 19:18 GMT
#74
An internet girlfriend ... Hmm ...
Wachet, stehet im Glauben, seid männlich und seid stark.
HamerD
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1922 Posts
April 17 2009 19:21 GMT
#75
Brb, busy sending a cheque to the last two posters for 'most valuable contribution of the year' award.
"Oh no, we've drawn Judge Schneider" "Is that bad?" "Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog" "You did?" "Yeah...if you replace the word *kinda* with *repeatedly*...and the word *dog* with son"
Rice
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1332 Posts
April 17 2009 19:23 GMT
#76
did you really give up your best friend IRL because he talked to your "E-GF"

ahahahahahahha
Freedom will be defended at the cost of civil liberties.
Tinithor
Profile Joined February 2008
United States1552 Posts
April 17 2009 19:23 GMT
#77
This may be the funniest thread i have EVER seen in my entire life. Thank you HamerD! Thank you oh so much, i don't know if any of this is true at all and i certainly don't fucking care. You deserve a blowjob from amanda just for this thread alone, if amanda doesn't really exist go find someone named amanda at a club, show her this thread, and i can GUARANTEE you will get a blowjob.

Good Luck Sir
"Oh-My-GOD" ... "Is many mutas, Yes?"
overpool
Profile Joined April 2008
United States191 Posts
April 17 2009 19:24 GMT
#78
All kidding aside, of course she did it. Do you seriously think someone used some 0day exploit to insert fake chat logs onto her computer after streaming carefully edited green-screen videos just to break you and your cybergirlfriend up?

She's able to cry and be convincingly upset because she feels guilty and is upset that she got caught.
yay i love tl events
MasterReY
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Germany2708 Posts
April 17 2009 19:27 GMT
#79
so fuckign sad but i think she is lying.

thee is no way that there are msn logs on her computer when nobody was on her computer......

im sure
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NotSupporting
Profile Joined February 2008
Sweden1998 Posts
April 17 2009 19:30 GMT
#80
On April 18 2009 04:02 HamerD wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 18 2009 03:59 il0seonpurpose wrote:
Wow an internet relationship? Was it awkward when you met her?

But in my opinion, I think she's lying. I mean, who else would use her msn sn and stuff?


2. Yeah well actually it's quite likely she is telling the truth about Amanda using her computer a lot. Her parents back that up as does her friend. They could all be lying but I do doubt that.


If this is 100% true then I would believe her, I mean it would certainly explain why she is all upset and so on. Take it easy and wait for her to explain and then decide, don't do anything to quickly.
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