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29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5725 Posts
April 20 2009 05:57 GMT
#181
lol... OP doesnt care that she's reading this, and he just wants someone to hug.

must be super awkward for his "gf" to see that her "bf" is posting relationship advice while she's right there reading it.

i dont know what to say to that. it's like he ignored all the advice here.

it sounds like he already knows what to do, and he just wants someone to agree with him. maybe so that he can say someone else told him to do so.
4v4 is a battle of who has the better computer.
ibutoss
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Australia341 Posts
April 20 2009 06:51 GMT
#182
On April 20 2009 14:57 29 fps wrote:
i dont know what to say to that. it's like he ignored all the advice here.


She has boobs, how can he take our advice while shes shaking them at him? When the boobs are out of the picture he'll realize everything said here is actually good advice with humor on top.

I still think he should place a trojan on her pc before he leaves so he can monitor her 'activities' closely.
Nada got Yooned
HamerD
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1922 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-20 17:24:54
April 20 2009 17:08 GMT
#183
I think I'm going to leave this alone actually. Thanks to everyone who gave advice. Fanat I still think you're a douche.
"Oh no, we've drawn Judge Schneider" "Is that bad?" "Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog" "You did?" "Yeah...if you replace the word *kinda* with *repeatedly*...and the word *dog* with son"
Hyperbola
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States2553 Posts
April 21 2009 02:58 GMT
#184
There were webcam convos my best friend admitted too (btw he is now completely out of my life forever).


What the shit is this? Cutting off your friendship with your best friend over some cyber bimbo? Honestly, that girl is not worth it. There are millions of fish out there in the sea and you get all up tight about a little girl who can't help but take her clothes off for everyone on the internet. Take a couple days to chill and then rethink the situation without all of the adrenaline pumping into your brain.
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minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-21 11:56:45
April 21 2009 11:56 GMT
#185
My dear Hamerd, after reading this whole thread, I personally came to the conclusion that your girlfriend is a lying immature attention whore and hypocrite, and that you fit PERFECTLY at the side of such a person.

I have nothing personal with you nor do I know/like/dislike you, so please try not to take this as an insult or attack, but my honest opinion is that you two are both slightly delusional about the reality in which you live.


Good luck.
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
April 21 2009 11:58 GMT
#186
If you really want to make a clear decision, take a few days COMPLETELY away from her, and jack-off or have sex with somebody like three times (exaggeration) before trying to think.
Railxp
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Hong Kong1313 Posts
April 21 2009 18:24 GMT
#187
taking a spin on perspectives:

"internet cheating" could actually be more disturbing than IRL cheating. With IRL cheating, at least theres the motivation of the flesh that you can understand: "i was really fucking horny and i couldnt satisfy myself with a cucumber" But with echeating, she actually longs to be intimate mind to mind, soul to soul with someone else too.

Personally i would be more troubled if my girlfriend spent many late nights chatting away, sharing her most intimate details with a person online, and getting to really "know" (re: old english use) the other person than if it was just a drunken rush of passion.
~\(。◕‿‿◕。)/~,,,,,,,,>
OmgIRok
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Taiwan2699 Posts
April 22 2009 03:52 GMT
#188
On April 20 2009 08:53 fanatacist wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 20 2009 08:26 Chef wrote:
The whole time I was reading your post, fanatacist, I was thinking 'this guy sounds like he has a lot of experience with this.' Then I read the last sentence and realised I was right

Lol, I was fortunate enough to be realistic/cynical (depends on your perspective) to just "profit" from it instead of paying to go see them, which one of them did to see me. In other words I'm the Mischy and they were the HamerD, with gender reversed. So my advice is best imo.


4chan pics please and what a douche omg
"Wanna join my [combo] clan?" "We play turret d competitively"
BalloonFight
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States2007 Posts
April 22 2009 04:59 GMT
#189
This is without question one of my favorite blog posts of all time. On literally any site that has blogs.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19138 Posts
April 22 2009 11:20 GMT
#190
Not touching this with a 9 ft. pole. (don't ask where the last ft went, long story)
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
RowdierBob
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
Australia13416 Posts
April 30 2009 13:26 GMT
#191
Stick it in her butt.

She'll tell you anything after that.
"Terrans are pretty much space-Australians" - H
Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
April 30 2009 14:02 GMT
#192
Awesome, this thread never dies.... hahahahahaha... I love the long advice from fana (I'm your fan ma men)
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
BackHo
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
New Zealand400 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-11 08:48:38
April 30 2009 17:52 GMT
#193
OdiousTea
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Australia357 Posts
September 05 2011 10:00 GMT
#194
This deserves a bump.
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