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On April 18 2009 15:38 So no fek wrote:Show nested quote +On April 18 2009 13:49 lilsusie wrote:She's lying. She's only hysterical because she knows she got caught. She's also stupid for keeping those chat logs on her computer, knowing that you're coming over. I'm being completely serious here - go with your gut instincts. If you don't believe her, it's for a good reason. I agree with this: On April 18 2009 11:29 chongu wrote:
wow, everybody on tl.net can be Dr. Phil : ) : )
You should probably try asking a series of questions to all three of them, Amanda, ur GF, and your best friend. to see if all their stories stack up. IMO, she's lying.
A wise man once said: life is short, you don't need some dishonest gal playing horny on the internet See if their stories all stack up. After you leave America again, who's to say she wont be chatting with some other British boys? (tho, where's the fun in chatting online - she should use Skype or Vent and enjoy their cute little accents.) I agree with the above part of the post, but am quoting for different reasons. The part about Vent/Skype is so true. When I played WoW, the absolute best thing about it was talking to all the chicks who played on the same Oceanic server I was on.
...WoW girls are a lie
its a freaking trap man
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i'm imagening how hard the alien e-archeologists will laugh.
but hamerd, if she's reading everything here and youre beeing gf/bf, i think you two belong to each other, forever 
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On April 19 2009 00:34 Chef wrote:What do you mean "the bottom of this?" You don't trust each other... The relationship is already over on any meaningful level. Right now you're just making excuses for all the time you committed, and avoiding having to admit you were not so smart about this (e-dating in general is not so smart  ). Go on a walk alone and have a think about your future. I think you'll realise it can't include Mischy. + Show Spoiler +That's my real advice. No jokes or anything. You can't have a relationship without trust. You'll just be constantly paranoid and looking for evidence.
Yeah, you may be totally right. But I really don't know if I don't trust her. She seems so genuine it's ridiculous. I'm really not worried about pride, that I made mistakes. I'm really not. That all of my friends and family will be able to say 'I told you so' means nothing compared to the possibility that she is actually telling the truth.
I mean, I don't know if I wouldn't be satisfied with a lie detector test?! Although I am thinking seriously on all the advice given here.
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That's so retarded though. Like wtf. If you really want one call Jerry Springer he will give it to you. This is the epitome of day time television. You gotta solve it in a real kinda way man. Not everything in life can be handled like that.
You are holding on to this situation because it's all you have with her. Since your still with her obviously you want to be. Just make a new situation already. Been talking about the same thing for awhile now.
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Well, at the very least, you'll be able to look back at this in a couple of years and laugh at how stupid you were.
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On April 19 2009 02:58 HamerD wrote:Show nested quote +On April 19 2009 00:34 Chef wrote:What do you mean "the bottom of this?" You don't trust each other... The relationship is already over on any meaningful level. Right now you're just making excuses for all the time you committed, and avoiding having to admit you were not so smart about this (e-dating in general is not so smart ). Go on a walk alone and have a think about your future. I think you'll realise it can't include Mischy. + Show Spoiler +That's my real advice. No jokes or anything. You can't have a relationship without trust. You'll just be constantly paranoid and looking for evidence. Yeah, you may be totally right. But I really don't know if I don't trust her. She seems so genuine it's ridiculous. I'm really not worried about pride, that I made mistakes. I'm really not. That all of my friends and family will be able to say 'I told you so' means nothing compared to the possibility that she is actually telling the truth. I mean, I don't know if I wouldn't be satisfied with a lie detector test?! Although I am thinking seriously on all the advice given here.
You looked thru her logs and you want to give her a lie detector test... On top of that you think there's something to be gotten the bottom of. How do you not know you don't trust her? Your actions all speak 'I'm worried she's cheating on me."
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On April 18 2009 02:31 Chill wrote:
oh my god im not even going to touch this one haha
agreed and big fat LOL LOL LOL on top of that
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On April 18 2009 02:50 Frits wrote:
I have a serious virtual girlfriend for 3 years and our relationship looked so flawless for me until yestarday when I went home I saw her making virtual blowjob to my friend(its ugly british breed),so I was what the fuck is this,what are you doing with my friend?She was very upset at the begging but then started to apologize and told me that she loves me so much,but she is some kind of nimphomaniac and she cant stand long time without virtual sex,it was so wonderful when we make virtual sex,but I alone cannot virtually satisfy her ,coz she needs full-time job virtual sexual care.Thats why she decided instead of virtually cheating me with other men,to make virtual sex with my friends,coz I am citating this:"he likes me very much and he is so nice and cute and I have my needs and I dont wanna cheat on you with others coz I love you more than anytning and anyone and so on..blah blah blah.Honestly guys I dont know what to think right now.
We are making virtual sex without firewalls and I doubt that my friend is using firewalls either and this whole thing is disturbing me very much .I prefer I never caught her or even caught her with another man...really dunno.
Oh and I almost forget ,she told me that she dont feel pleasure making virtual blowjobs to my friend ,she did it only to turn him on,like this matters something to me.
I wonder how many people got this.
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On April 19 2009 06:39 Lemonwalrus wrote:Show nested quote +On April 18 2009 02:50 Frits wrote:
I have a serious virtual girlfriend for 3 years and our relationship looked so flawless for me until yestarday when I went home I saw her making virtual blowjob to my friend(its ugly british breed),so I was what the fuck is this,what are you doing with my friend?She was very upset at the begging but then started to apologize and told me that she loves me so much,but she is some kind of nimphomaniac and she cant stand long time without virtual sex,it was so wonderful when we make virtual sex,but I alone cannot virtually satisfy her ,coz she needs full-time job virtual sexual care.Thats why she decided instead of virtually cheating me with other men,to make virtual sex with my friends,coz I am citating this:"he likes me very much and he is so nice and cute and I have my needs and I dont wanna cheat on you with others coz I love you more than anytning and anyone and so on..blah blah blah.Honestly guys I dont know what to think right now.
We are making virtual sex without firewalls and I doubt that my friend is using firewalls either and this whole thing is disturbing me very much .I prefer I never caught her or even caught her with another man...really dunno.
Oh and I almost forget ,she told me that she dont feel pleasure making virtual blowjobs to my friend ,she did it only to turn him on,like this matters something to me. I wonder how many people got this.
i just assumed it was a copy and paste of M2 without any editing haha
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well i got it but...you know ~~. Jibba sent me a pm telling me that once i calmed down i should check this blog out for the comedy lol.
the bit about firewalls was pretty epic
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wow you've got it bad. Shes lied to you, directly. Shes got other people to try and help deceive you. And you don't care? That's fine really. But shes going to do it again, and it may or may not just be a online 'thing' next time.
I agree with kennigit actually. Bang her, cut your losses and get the hell out of there. Otherwise you'll just waste more time and it'll end up like...
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Seriously though, I can't believe you can't see the truth:
1. Your internet girlfriend is a nympho, and was probably fucking guys irl as well as camwhoring while you were in your "relationship"
2. You believe her because you're a desperate starcraft nerd virgin
3. It's fucking hilarious
The correct solution to this is to tell her you'll forgive her if she'll spread her legs for you.
EDIT: I know you're said you're not interested in sex (fag lol), but that's all you're going to get out of her at this point. You should wrap it though, you know just in case 
EDIT: Or you could just say that you're fine with her camwhoring etc with other guys as long as she's open about it. That way you can have an honest relationship, and continue those discussions about philosophy and music you value so much.
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On April 19 2009 12:35 scwizard wrote:
EDIT: Or you could just say that you're fine with her camwhoring etc with other guys as long as she's open about it. That way you can have an honest relationship, and continue those discussions about philosophy and music you value so much.
rofl what kind of guy would be okay with such a thing?
Kwark's suggestion sounds rather appealing actually:
On April 18 2009 04:56 Kwark wrote:
Also when you leave it'd be useful to burn your bridges to avoid regressing so I recommend you say you believe her, engage in a lot of rough guilt sex and then leave a note saying it's over when you go.
Though of course, morally speaking, the best option is to simply gtfo and forget about her.
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Belgium8305 Posts
slit her throat with occam's razor
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On April 19 2009 18:19 vGl-CoW wrote:
slit her throat with occam's razor
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On April 19 2009 18:19 vGl-CoW wrote:
slit her throat with occam's razor
Aaaand the thread ends here.
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Dude are you a complete RETARD?
You make the false assumption that an internet relationship and acts of adultery on the internet are a parallel to a RL relationship and RL cheating. Seriously bro, no one thinks you're a pseudo-intellectual, or any sort of reasoning being, largely due to your horoscope and other posts. This just sinks you lower than Carlodajin on the scale of internet morons you see on the internet, laugh, and pray that they can tie their shoes and function in the real world.
Before you turn away because you think I'm taking a "piss" on this urinal-blog, here is some solid advice.
- People on the internet, on the phone, etc. can present to you ANY aspect of themselves they wish, whether it be fake or real. They can filter out the bad aspects, they can lie and omit things that you would hate them for. This is a fact of life. This is why douchebags all around the world can get underage girls to strip for them on webcam. It's easy to fake interest, similar experience, etc. online. It's also easy to strip for a person online and have no qualms about it. Hence your issue.
- Therefore, internet relationships have almost no validity in real life, in many ways you will be starting from scratch or even less (as you find out more shit about this person). You can't consider your internet experience with her as anything relevant to what you have seen in person. Believe her or not, there are other, finer, smarter, nearer bitches in the sea than this e-slut.
- Not only is there no parallel between internet and real life activity, there is also no reason to assume you know ANYTHING about her RL personality. If you find shady shit like this on her computer, what convinces you that she isn't capable of whoring herself out for coke at parties in real life? Remember, anything you know about her at this point is what she has CHOSEN to show you. Real life makes you see the best and worst of people. Internet makes you see what they choose to show, which is usually the best and then some good stuff that really isn't there.
Conclusion? Fuck her, leave her, have a beer and a laugh about it with your friends back in the UK. That's all this bitch is worth. What has she spent, devoted, or given to you besides her idle time when she was probably procrastinating on her homework or in between S&M gangbangs? You gave up tons of money and obviously too much emotion than any reasonable man should. GTFO and laugh it off, find yourself a real life woman and enjoy it. Distance relationships suck dick in every aspect except the physical. Unless you count some other guy's dick in her town.
Also, like someone else said, there are crazy bitches on the net, especially in America, who do this shit to you for the giggles. The best way to handle it is to get some naked screen caps of them and then post them on 4chan. For the giggles. I have plenty, and they told me they loved me too and cried over me as well, if you want I can show you all of them.
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The whole time I was reading your post, fanatacist, I was thinking 'this guy sounds like he has a lot of experience with this.' Then I read the last sentence and realised I was right
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On April 20 2009 08:26 Chef wrote:The whole time I was reading your post, fanatacist, I was thinking 'this guy sounds like he has a lot of experience with this.' Then I read the last sentence and realised I was right
Lol, I was fortunate enough to be realistic/cynical (depends on your perspective) to just "profit" from it instead of paying to go see them, which one of them did to see me. In other words I'm the Mischy and they were the HamerD, with gender reversed. So my advice is best imo.
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