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Hippopotamus
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
1914 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-18 03:34:21
April 18 2009 03:15 GMT
#141
You know, I am going to help you and Michelle. You are in the difficult and awkward stance of having to decide whether to break off your relationship or not. I will make this task easier (provided she still reads TL.net) by making the choice hers.

Behold! An exposé of your philandering ways. Here are some of the threads you've been posting in:

[ff7] Did Cloud/Aeris sex on date?
Prostitution
Man Fined for having Simpsons Pornography
Ingenious opener GRRRRR!!!!
i want a girlfiend like her
Condom rhymes
[H]How do you set the mood for sex?
Fucken Whores
Child Prostitutes Sell Themselves on Craigslist
German sex education!! (Not for Prudish Americans)
[Poll] Dog vs. Human (M2's gf anyone?)
Please fuck this guy
Hot Sex Offenders


Clearly, your record shows the kind of thread titles that attract YOU. No doubt you've committed adultery in your heart hundreds, thousands of times. But that does not stop there! We find:

You started this thread about tits net neutrality, how unfaithful! Then, in this thread, you admire other people's girlfriends! It's clear your heart is not with one woman.

At this point, I can only say that you should be on your knees, begging Michelle to forgive your rampant online adultery.
ahrara_
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Afghanistan1715 Posts
April 18 2009 03:26 GMT
#142
On April 18 2009 12:15 Hippopotamus wrote:
[ff7] Did Cloud/Aeris sex on date?

why would you...??!?!?!
in Afghanistan we have 20% literacy rate
lilsusie
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
3861 Posts
April 18 2009 04:49 GMT
#143
She's lying.
She's only hysterical because she knows she got caught.
She's also stupid for keeping those chat logs on her computer, knowing that you're coming over.
I'm being completely serious here - go with your gut instincts. If you don't believe her, it's for a good reason.

I agree with this:
On April 18 2009 11:29 chongu wrote:
wow, everybody on tl.net can be Dr. Phil : ) : )
You should probably try asking a series of questions to all three of them, Amanda, ur GF, and your best friend. to see if all their stories stack up. IMO, she's lying.

A wise man once said: life is short, you don't need some dishonest gal playing horny on the internet


See if their stories all stack up. After you leave America again, who's to say she wont be chatting with some other British boys? (tho, where's the fun in chatting online - she should use Skype or Vent and enjoy their cute little accents.)

Follow me on Twitter for pictures of cute gamers and food! https://twitter.com/lilsusie
ahrara_
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Afghanistan1715 Posts
April 18 2009 05:40 GMT
#144
except she checks TL and now she's read the above post
in Afghanistan we have 20% literacy rate
koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
April 18 2009 05:47 GMT
#145
Wait, if this girl frequents this forum, why would you make this thread on this forum?

???
Elian
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States129 Posts
April 18 2009 06:12 GMT
#146
This is even more awkward if she is reading it . . .
MiniRoman
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Canada3953 Posts
April 18 2009 06:31 GMT
#147
On April 18 2009 12:12 ahrara_ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 18 2009 11:29 chongu wrote:
wow, everybody on tl.net can be Dr. Phil : ) : )
You should probably try asking a series of questions to all three of them, Amanda, ur GF, and your best friend. to see if all their stories stack up. IMO, she's lying.

A wise man once said: life is short, you don't need some dishonest gal playing horny on the internet

wow
this is the most intelligent post in this thread.


too bad it would make him look completly fucking crazy and be about the most absurd interrogation in human history. ~_~
Nak Allstar.
So no fek
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3001 Posts
April 18 2009 06:38 GMT
#148
On April 18 2009 13:49 lilsusie wrote:
She's lying.
She's only hysterical because she knows she got caught.
She's also stupid for keeping those chat logs on her computer, knowing that you're coming over.
I'm being completely serious here - go with your gut instincts. If you don't believe her, it's for a good reason.

I agree with this:
Show nested quote +
On April 18 2009 11:29 chongu wrote:
wow, everybody on tl.net can be Dr. Phil : ) : )
You should probably try asking a series of questions to all three of them, Amanda, ur GF, and your best friend. to see if all their stories stack up. IMO, she's lying.

A wise man once said: life is short, you don't need some dishonest gal playing horny on the internet


See if their stories all stack up. After you leave America again, who's to say she wont be chatting with some other British boys? (tho, where's the fun in chatting online - she should use Skype or Vent and enjoy their cute little accents.)



I agree with the above part of the post, but am quoting for different reasons.

The part about Vent/Skype is so true. When I played WoW, the absolute best thing about it was talking to all the chicks who played on the same Oceanic server I was on.
#1 Shuttle fan - TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #36 BW4lyfe
ibutoss
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Australia341 Posts
April 18 2009 06:46 GMT
#149
On April 18 2009 03:30 HamerD wrote:
I've already said but the reason this is so fucked up is how hysterical, WITH NO LET UP, she is being. I've never seen an actor pull off this sort of emotion for a day straight. It fucks me over...if she were just like *scratches head and looks sideways* 'gee...uh....where you get that...?' it would be open and fucking shut.


When I was growing up, my sister was a total bitch to me. Eventually I figured out when she took something of mine or lied about something. She would go crazy, Screaming, Crying, Everything to 'prove' she didn't do something or lie about it. Sounds to me like this girl is similar, she's torn because she e-love's you, but she also e-love's every other guy willing to treat her better than all those 'irl' guys who treat her like shit, by not noticing her. So she's pulling the ultimate female response of going crazy, in order to prove it wasn't her.

It was her. Believe me I know you think your important but no one is so important that they'd place a trojan on their computer and fake web-cam conversations and chat logs, just to mess with you.

Lol..this topic is hilarious I'm actually reading every page
Nada got Yooned
ibutoss
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Australia341 Posts
April 18 2009 06:52 GMT
#150
On April 18 2009 04:35 HamerD wrote:
Thanks NotSupporting.

I still haven't really seen an answer to: do any tech people know of ANYTHING out there which allows someone to record a cam stream (say from michelle to me) then play it back using MSN as if it were a normal cam? Sounds completely impossible to me. Though I know some crazy stuff can be done with msn and such.


Alright I'll be serious for a second. Yes this is technically possible, You can save the tcp stream from msn and could possibly send it to someone else. However, the person on the other end would have to be a fool not to notice that it's pre-recorded and not 'live'. And as per my previous post, who would go to such effort just to mess with you?
Nada got Yooned
NotSupporting
Profile Joined February 2008
Sweden1998 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-18 08:56:20
April 18 2009 08:54 GMT
#151
On April 18 2009 15:46 ibutoss wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 18 2009 03:30 HamerD wrote:
I've already said but the reason this is so fucked up is how hysterical, WITH NO LET UP, she is being. I've never seen an actor pull off this sort of emotion for a day straight. It fucks me over...if she were just like *scratches head and looks sideways* 'gee...uh....where you get that...?' it would be open and fucking shut.


Lol..this topic is hilarious I'm actually reading every page



So am I and I can't really understand why I do it

How are you acting towards her right now? I mean you are in the US at her home I guess, you can't just sit in front of the computer. What is she saying, is she still crying? Did her friends come over yet?
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
April 18 2009 09:02 GMT
#152
On April 18 2009 02:50 Frits wrote:
I have a serious virtual girlfriend for 3 years and our relationship looked so flawless for me until yestarday when I went home I saw her making virtual blowjob to my friend(its ugly british breed),so I was what the fuck is this,what are you doing with my friend?She was very upset at the begging but then started to apologize and told me that she loves me so much,but she is some kind of nimphomaniac and she cant stand long time without virtual sex,it was so wonderful when we make virtual sex,but I alone cannot virtually satisfy her ,coz she needs full-time job virtual sexual care.Thats why she decided instead of virtually cheating me with other men,to make virtual sex with my friends,coz I am citating this:"he likes me very much and he is so nice and cute and I have my needs and I dont wanna cheat on you with others coz I love you more than anytning and anyone and so on..blah blah blah.Honestly guys I dont know what to think right now.
We are making virtual sex without firewalls and I doubt that my friend is using firewalls either and this whole thing is disturbing me very much .I prefer I never caught her or even caught her with another man...really dunno.
Oh and I almost forget ,she told me that she dont feel pleasure making virtual blowjobs to my friend ,she did it only to turn him on,like this matters something to me.

who else lolled at this?
i remember the first time i saw the post about the gf, blowjob, dog, yeaahh haha was it M1? or some name like that.
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
April 18 2009 14:01 GMT
#153
On April 18 2009 04:48 yubee wrote:
mischy? like the mischy who was posting nudes of herself on irc?


HAHAHAHA WHAT
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Zurles
Profile Joined February 2009
United Kingdom1659 Posts
April 18 2009 14:05 GMT
#154
this cracks me up
HamerD
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1922 Posts
April 18 2009 14:11 GMT
#155
thanks for more advice guys. Hippo's post was pretty epic. Right now I'm being boyfriend/girlfriend with Mischy until I get to the bottom of this. It doesn't hurt me and I want someone to hug anyway. PS Mischy is reading this as I am typing and it don't make much difference tbh.
"Oh no, we've drawn Judge Schneider" "Is that bad?" "Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog" "You did?" "Yeah...if you replace the word *kinda* with *repeatedly*...and the word *dog* with son"
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
April 18 2009 15:34 GMT
#156
What do you mean "the bottom of this?" You don't trust each other... The relationship is already over on any meaningful level.

Right now you're just making excuses for all the time you committed, and avoiding having to admit you were not so smart about this (e-dating in general is not so smart ). Go on a walk alone and have a think about your future. I think you'll realise it can't include Mischy.

+ Show Spoiler +
That's my real advice. No jokes or anything. You can't have a relationship without trust. You'll just be constantly paranoid and looking for evidence.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
April 18 2009 16:04 GMT
#157
No e-dating is fine. haven't you seen those e-harmony commercials? That hockey coach hooked up with the divorcee and now they are happily married with kids. Also that chemist and the artist girl paint pictures together and get covered in paint teehee ^____^.

Hamerd, this relationship is over. Just have sex at least once so you didn't waste 2k, go back to UK and share epic story with your friends.
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
April 18 2009 16:08 GMT
#158
"paying 2k to nail some fat crazy american girl who lives on the internet is not a waste" - kennigit
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
April 18 2009 16:15 GMT
#159
"i will give u dating advice" - kennigit
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Elemenope
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Burkina Faso1704 Posts
April 18 2009 16:17 GMT
#160
On April 19 2009 01:15 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
"i will give u advice" - kennigit


fixed imo
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