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iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
April 17 2009 18:30 GMT
#41
On April 18 2009 03:27 HamerD wrote:
btw we chatted on the phone pretty much exclusively for like the last 2 years so I'm not some undressed, smelly, sleep-deprived, leaning-forward sweaty nerd clamouring for emoticons as my only form of social interaction is. I could have gotten an RL gf in like 1 week of clubbing but Michelle and I did have a connection on a mental level that was deeply satisfying and...tbh I have never found a girl with the intellectual capability, musical taste, philosophical interest of Michelle in any part of England before. So it was a pretty important relationship to me.


That being said she has the mental capacity to have a "traumatizing" sexual conversation(s) with two men (that you found, could be a LOT MORE) and just block them out? Also her parents have never seen her cry? What kind of fucking childhood did she have? The white walls kind?

What kind of mental capacity do you think YOU have?
DwmC_Foefen
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Belgium2186 Posts
April 17 2009 18:34 GMT
#42
Why can't people find partner/gf's/bf's/... in normal everyday life? Or at parties or whatever but for the love of god... Don't look for gf's over the internet lol :p
I mean .... How do you even get started? :o
This is a phenomenom that has been occurring more and more. (I know a few people from school and such who say they have gf's and then it turns out they live in australia or whatever but it's serious and they are gonna get married and blablabla...)
If you really want to have a healthy happy relationship with someone well then internet is definately not the place.

And as for advice....
Never meet with her again, never meet with your "best friend" again and meet new people ...
I don't think you have ever had a best friend if you consider that person one ... :o

Anyway
Good luck I guess?
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
April 17 2009 18:34 GMT
#43
HamerD im dead serious when i ask you this...have you had sex with her yet?
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary26003 Posts
April 17 2009 18:34 GMT
#44
On April 18 2009 03:27 HamerD wrote:
btw we chatted on the phone pretty much exclusively for like the last 2 years so I'm not some undressed, smelly, sleep-deprived, leaning-forward sweaty nerd clamouring for emoticons as my only form of social interaction is. I could have gotten an RL gf in like 1 week of clubbing but Michelle and I did have a connection on a mental level that was deeply satisfying and...tbh I have never found a girl with the intellectual capability, musical taste, philosophical interest of Michelle in any part of England before. So it was a pretty important relationship to me.

We understand, it's tough being a genius.
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floor exercise
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Canada5847 Posts
April 17 2009 18:34 GMT
#45
According to the article on wikipedia sleepwalkers can engage in "activities such as eating, bathing, urinating, talking, dressing, driving cars, painting, whistling, dancing, committing murder, or engaging in sexual intercourse have been reported or claimed to have occurred during sleepwalking. In December 2008, reports were published of a woman who sent semi-coherent emails while sleepwalking, including one inviting a friend round for dinner and drinks"

So it's not out of the realm of possibilities that she was sleep-camwhoring with all of your friends behind your back. These types of things happen all the time in deep, meaningful, online relationships.
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary26003 Posts
April 17 2009 18:35 GMT
#46
Also, where in the US are you?
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Wohmfg
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United Kingdom1292 Posts
April 17 2009 18:37 GMT
#47
On April 18 2009 03:27 HamerD wrote:musical taste


I'm sorry, what?

Also, if you're looking for broads in clubs and expecting to find someone worthy in a week then you're going about finding a girl in the wrong way.
BW4Life!
TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
April 17 2009 18:41 GMT
#48
On April 18 2009 03:30 HamerD wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 18 2009 03:11 d(O.o)a wrote:
You have to keep in mind that your friend probably told her to do X and she responded by doing X therefor she is lying GG EZ.


I've already said but the reason this is so fucked up is how hysterical, WITH NO LET UP, she is being. I've never seen an actor pull off this sort of emotion for a day straight.

Have you ever had a chance to stare at a good actor playing his role for a day straight? Oh wait...nvm...
43084 | Honeybadger: "So july, you're in the GSL finals. How do you feel?!" ~ July: "HUNGRY."
HamerD
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1922 Posts
April 17 2009 18:41 GMT
#49
Georgia...Gainesville...it's weird here. Smells of chicken pain.

I know everyone here thinks I'm a pseudo-intellectual on account of that one drunken night of posting about how fucking awesome Ron Paul was when I knew shit about it, and probably a few other cock ups along the way. Whatever you guys think, I've got some smarts and interest in intellectual matters. I'm good at music and love it and know loads about classical and modern and like people who are interested in the same things. If you were to just review some serious philosophical conversations I've had on this website, you'd see I'm not a completely delusional retard. But I'm sure that makes no difference to the guys who have made their mind up.

Kennigit...We were going to on the night of the day I found out about this.
"Oh no, we've drawn Judge Schneider" "Is that bad?" "Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog" "You did?" "Yeah...if you replace the word *kinda* with *repeatedly*...and the word *dog* with son"
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
April 17 2009 18:45 GMT
#50
just go have sex with her right now right fucking now. just grab her and do it.
iluvtofu
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States24 Posts
April 17 2009 18:45 GMT
#51
If I was in your position, I would probably leave her since my trust diminished completely by her. I couldn't have the same relationship I had knowing the possible outcome that was displayed. Just leave her and find yourself a RL GF that doesn't have the same baggage of infeldelity.
HamerD
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1922 Posts
April 17 2009 18:46 GMT
#52
On April 18 2009 03:37 Wohmfg wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 18 2009 03:27 HamerD wrote:musical taste


I'm sorry, what?

Also, if you're looking for broads in clubs and expecting to find someone worthy in a week then you're going about finding a girl in the wrong way.


lol dude ofc not. I have female friends in oxbridge, friends who play music amazingly, friends who have a good sense of humour. It takes ages to find gems like that. But none of them have all of those things. You know what it's like. I wouldn't ever look in a club for true love. I would go there for immediate sex.
"Oh no, we've drawn Judge Schneider" "Is that bad?" "Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog" "You did?" "Yeah...if you replace the word *kinda* with *repeatedly*...and the word *dog* with son"
MiniRoman
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Canada3953 Posts
April 17 2009 18:46 GMT
#53
Shoulda fucked her anyways. damn
Nak Allstar.
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36401 Posts
April 17 2009 18:48 GMT
#54
im serious, pics and partial chatlogs (redact the things you dont want everyone to see) or this is 100% fake
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
HamerD
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1922 Posts
April 17 2009 18:50 GMT
#55
dude this would be a pretty weak troll if it were fake. Ain't nothing like that going on TL mate.
"Oh no, we've drawn Judge Schneider" "Is that bad?" "Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog" "You did?" "Yeah...if you replace the word *kinda* with *repeatedly*...and the word *dog* with son"
ichimarugin680
Profile Joined February 2009
United States182 Posts
April 17 2009 18:50 GMT
#56
how does she know ur friend and contact him? from u maybe?
I'd like that Rosh cheeze with some whine.////.... When you feel down and lost read Ecclesiastes 3:1-8
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
April 17 2009 18:51 GMT
#57
HamerD what happens if I like twinkies and hotpockets? Additionally, burgers: thoughts?

What is with british colloquialism involving so much urine, penis and their interactions.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
April 17 2009 18:53 GMT
#58
I.... I don't know what to say.

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BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
April 17 2009 18:54 GMT
#59
"THOU SALT NOT COVET THY WIFE
BECAUSE THY WIFE ALREADY BELONGS TO THE CROTCHMASTER
BUT DONT SWEAT IT HOMES E-BITCHES AINT SHIT"


It's all fakesteve's fault.
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
kidd
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
United States2848 Posts
April 17 2009 18:56 GMT
#60
On April 18 2009 03:45 Kennigit wrote:
just go have sex with her right now right fucking now. just grab her and do it.


and then go back to the UK, win win situation.
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