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Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
March 13 2009 05:06 GMT
#21
On March 13 2009 13:41 404.Nintu wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 13 2009 12:53 paper wrote:
On March 13 2009 12:49 Etherone wrote:
On March 13 2009 12:43 vAltyR wrote:
I have two friends who have APMs of about 20 (coincidentally, both play protoss). I managed to convince one of them to play another friend of mine who's a 200-APM D+ terran. Hilarity ensued.


rep please


why would you want a rep of 20 apm protoss steamrolling over some run-of-the-mill 200 apm terran LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

: |

was the 1a2a3a subtle enough???

HAHAHAHAHAH. 10/10


i love to see terran cry
Dgtl
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada889 Posts
March 13 2009 05:22 GMT
#22
Hehe, I have a friend that thinks beating the comp means that your at top foreigner level and could take on the average Korean(who plays sc) =l
^______________^
Eternity241
Profile Joined April 2008
Australia342 Posts
March 13 2009 06:16 GMT
#23
I've got this newb zerg friend who "stacks" mutas by mass clicking. Yeah.
BottleAbuser
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)1888 Posts
March 13 2009 06:22 GMT
#24
Bah, half a second doesn't matter. Fuck you all.

Really, though... in amateur games, a few seconds doesn't decide it because both players are usually making horrible strategic mistakes and consistently worse macro, so the few seconds from difference in initial build won't make or break your game.
Compilers are like boyfriends, you miss a period and they go crazy on you.
H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
March 13 2009 06:38 GMT
#25
I have this one friend who is bad at starcraft.
[iHs]HCO | のヮの | pachi & plexa ownz | RIP _
x89titan
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Philippines1130 Posts
March 13 2009 07:04 GMT
#26
On March 13 2009 12:38 Scooter wrote:
One time this guy overheard me talking about starcraft to some people, and he was all like "Yo i'm laik pr0su at ess see" and i'm all laik "WHATEVER". Next thing I know I'm throwin' dice in the alley and he's all like "WHAT'S UR FAVE UNIT" and I'm all laik "VULTURE" and he's all laik "NUB FIREBATS WAY BETTER" and I'm all laik "WHATEVER"

CAUSE THIS IS STARCRAFT OF WHATEVER /FACEPAAAALM

and im like "ye...... WHATEVER!" da nananann da nananann DUHN
Heaven came down and glory filled my soul, when at the cross the Savior made me whole
EpiK
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5757 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-13 07:29:16
March 13 2009 07:26 GMT
#27
I remember showing one of my sc noob friends a vod of bisu and he was criticizing him for going FE. -_-

"lol why would he make a nexus so early? Such a waste of money... And corsair? LOLL "
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
March 13 2009 07:41 GMT
#28
Sadly I have no noob friends who play SC irl. Anyone need someone to teach/own them?
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
mahnini
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States6862 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-13 07:50:51
March 13 2009 07:50 GMT
#29
i have a friend who doesnt play starcraft and he's not my friend he's just some guy i pretend to talk to.

that came out more insulting and less pathetic than i'd originally planned.
the world's a playground. you know that when you're a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
March 13 2009 08:34 GMT
#30
Yah I know what yall talking about. I've already gotten a brain transplant because of 'em.
XK ßubonic
Sentenal
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States12398 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-13 09:13:14
March 13 2009 09:11 GMT
#31
On March 13 2009 12:57 PH wrote:
I hate it when you're playing with a friend you're trying to teach...and after a while u just get cocky...and then you lose...

haha. It's hilarious, but sooo like...fail...

I was trying to help my like 50APM terran friend with TvP...and I decided to open fucking 12 nexus of all things, and scouted his MnM cheese too late...T_T.

I know the feeling. And the instant you lose, they never let it go ever. I was teaching some of my friends to play, and they were about 50-60~ apm terran nubs. And one of them pulled off a vulture sneak vs me, and ended up winning. Then he decided to "retire from starcraft", now that he had beaten me once, and brags about it for all eternity. >_>
"Apparently, Sentenal is a paragon of friendship and tolerance. " - Ech0ne
The_Australian
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Australia458 Posts
March 13 2009 10:17 GMT
#32
i brought starcraft to school on a flash drive, and challenged all the jocks to a 7 v 1. they were all "I"M GOOD AT FLASH STICK CRICKET SO I"M GOOD AT GAMES!" i made on fastest (i don't normally fastest, gotta give them a little break tho) well ofc they didn't know what the hell to do, so i quickteched to a reaver and used splash to kill all their miners, the reaver had 94 kills by the end of the game, which surprised me because they only made like 5-7 miners each but i just went round and round the map, over and over. they were so fucking stupid though, they never learn't that i was just doing the same thing for the whole game. in the end i steamrolled them one by one with 200/200 goons vs like the 6 lings and extractor they managed to build. the result was my sexuality being called into question and vague, poorly worded physical threats.
"Nothing should be unstoppable when you see it coming...." - Boxer
29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5725 Posts
March 13 2009 13:38 GMT
#33
On March 13 2009 19:17 The_Australian wrote:
i brought starcraft to school on a flash drive, and challenged all the jocks to a 7 v 1. they were all "I"M GOOD AT FLASH STICK CRICKET SO I"M GOOD AT GAMES!" i made on fastest (i don't normally fastest, gotta give them a little break tho) well ofc they didn't know what the hell to do, so i quickteched to a reaver and used splash to kill all their miners, the reaver had 94 kills by the end of the game, which surprised me because they only made like 5-7 miners each but i just went round and round the map, over and over. they were so fucking stupid though, they never learn't that i was just doing the same thing for the whole game. in the end i steamrolled them one by one with 200/200 goons vs like the 6 lings and extractor they managed to build. the result was my sexuality being called into question and vague, poorly worded physical threats.


i dunno if challenging jocks to a 1v7 in a computer game is good for your reputation, but haha nevertheless.

and it was fastest. you probably could've mass nexus probe attack
4v4 is a battle of who has the better computer.
29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5725 Posts
March 13 2009 14:03 GMT
#34
On March 13 2009 14:22 Dgtl wrote:
Hehe, I have a friend that thinks beating the comp means that your at top foreigner level and could take on the average Korean(who plays sc) =l


he must have mistakened starcraft with chess.
4v4 is a battle of who has the better computer.
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