Bah, half a second doesn't matter. Fuck you all.

Really, though... in amateur games, a few seconds doesn't decide it because both players are usually making horrible strategic mistakes and consistently worse macro, so the few seconds from difference in initial build won't make or break your game.

New Zealand6138 Posts

March 13 2009 06:38 GMT

#25

I have this one friend who is bad at starcraft.

x89titan

Philippines1130 Posts

March 13 2009 07:04 GMT

#26

On March 13 2009 12:38 Scooter wrote:
One time this guy overheard me talking about starcraft to some people, and he was all like "Yo i'm laik pr0su at ess see" and i'm all laik "WHATEVER". Next thing I know I'm throwin' dice in the alley and he's all like "WHAT'S UR FAVE UNIT" and I'm all laik "VULTURE" and he's all laik "NUB FIREBATS WAY BETTER" and I'm all laik "WHATEVER"

CAUSE THIS IS STARCRAFT OF WHATEVER /FACEPAAAALM

and im like "ye...... WHATEVER!" da nananann da nananann DUHN

EpiK

Korea (South)5757 Posts

March 13 2009 07:26 GMT

#27

I remember showing one of my sc noob friends a vod of bisu and he was criticizing him for going FE. -_-

"lol why would he make a nexus so early? Such a waste of money... And corsair? LOLL "

deathgod6

United States5064 Posts

March 13 2009 07:41 GMT

#28

Sadly I have no noob friends who play SC irl. Anyone need someone to teach/own them?

mahnini

United States6862 Posts

March 13 2009 07:50 GMT

#29

i have a friend who doesnt play starcraft and he's not my friend he's just some guy i pretend to talk to.

that came out more insulting and less pathetic than i'd originally planned.

Bub

United States3518 Posts

March 13 2009 08:34 GMT

#30

Yah I know what yall talking about. I've already gotten a brain transplant because of 'em.

Sentenal

United States12398 Posts

March 13 2009 09:11 GMT

#31

On March 13 2009 12:57 PH wrote:
I hate it when you're playing with a friend you're trying to teach...and after a while u just get cocky...and then you lose...

haha. It's hilarious, but sooo like...fail...

I was trying to help my like 50APM terran friend with TvP...and I decided to open fucking 12 nexus of all things, and scouted his MnM cheese too late...T_T.

I know the feeling. And the instant you lose, they never let it go ever. I was teaching some of my friends to play, and they were about 50-60~ apm terran nubs. And one of them pulled off a vulture sneak vs me, and ended up winning. Then he decided to "retire from starcraft", now that he had beaten me once, and brags about it for all eternity. >_>

The_Australian

Australia458 Posts

March 13 2009 10:17 GMT

#32

i brought starcraft to school on a flash drive, and challenged all the jocks to a 7 v 1. they were all "I"M GOOD AT FLASH STICK CRICKET SO I"M GOOD AT GAMES!" i made on fastest (i don't normally fastest, gotta give them a little break tho) well ofc they didn't know what the hell to do, so i quickteched to a reaver and used splash to kill all their miners, the reaver had 94 kills by the end of the game, which surprised me because they only made like 5-7 miners each but i just went round and round the map, over and over. they were so fucking stupid though, they never learn't that i was just doing the same thing for the whole game. in the end i steamrolled them one by one with 200/200 goons vs like the 6 lings and extractor they managed to build. the result was my sexuality being called into question and vague, poorly worded physical threats.

29 fps

United States5720 Posts

March 13 2009 13:38 GMT

#33

On March 13 2009 19:17 The_Australian wrote:
i brought starcraft to school on a flash drive, and challenged all the jocks to a 7 v 1. they were all "I"M GOOD AT FLASH STICK CRICKET SO I"M GOOD AT GAMES!" i made on fastest (i don't normally fastest, gotta give them a little break tho) well ofc they didn't know what the hell to do, so i quickteched to a reaver and used splash to kill all their miners, the reaver had 94 kills by the end of the game, which surprised me because they only made like 5-7 miners each but i just went round and round the map, over and over. they were so fucking stupid though, they never learn't that i was just doing the same thing for the whole game. in the end i steamrolled them one by one with 200/200 goons vs like the 6 lings and extractor they managed to build. the result was my sexuality being called into question and vague, poorly worded physical threats.

i dunno if challenging jocks to a 1v7 in a computer game is good for your reputation, but haha nevertheless.

and it was fastest. you probably could've mass nexus probe attack

29 fps

United States5720 Posts

March 13 2009 14:03 GMT

#34

On March 13 2009 14:22 Dgtl wrote:
Hehe, I have a friend that thinks beating the comp means that your at top foreigner level and could take on the average Korean(who plays sc) =l

he must have mistakened starcraft with chess.