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Kinky
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States4126 Posts
March 13 2009 03:34 GMT
#1
So, one of my friends has been the type to always argue with people who tries to teach him about SC (he started pretty late in my group of friends) and he always thinks he's right even though his knowledge of the game is pretty basic.
This is one of those little arguments over when to build a Pylon, whether at 7 or 8 supply.
+ Show Spoiler +
friend (11:12:24 PM): lets say i build the probe before my pylon
friend (11:12:30 PM): because of my ee-han timing
friend (11:12:37 PM): my 9th probe finishes
friend (11:12:39 PM): before my pylon
friend (11:12:52 PM): then im supply blocked for half a second at the end
friend (11:12:54 PM): whats the difference
friend (11:12:57 PM): no diff.
friend (11:12:59 PM): why argue
friend (11:13:04 PM): argue over half a second
friend (11:13:06 PM): lo
friend (11:13:07 PM): so stupids

I want to see TL's reaction to this .
+ Show Spoiler +
He plays DotA too.


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SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
March 13 2009 03:36 GMT
#2
um ok
posting on liquid sites in current year
fearus
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
China2164 Posts
March 13 2009 03:36 GMT
#3
/f r
bisu fanboy
Scooter
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States747 Posts
March 13 2009 03:38 GMT
#4
One time this guy overheard me talking about starcraft to some people, and he was all like "Yo i'm laik pr0su at ess see" and i'm all laik "WHATEVER". Next thing I know I'm throwin' dice in the alley and he's all like "WHAT'S UR FAVE UNIT" and I'm all laik "VULTURE" and he's all laik "NUB FIREBATS WAY BETTER" and I'm all laik "WHATEVER"

CAUSE THIS IS STARCRAFT OF WHATEVER /FACEPAAAALM
My unblocks gets yo curleh mustache wet のωの
renegade_zerg
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Korea (South)525 Posts
March 13 2009 03:38 GMT
#5
On March 13 2009 12:36 fearus wrote:
/f r


lol
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
March 13 2009 03:41 GMT
#6
firebats + swarm > vults obv
Hates Fun🤔
vAltyR
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States581 Posts
March 13 2009 03:43 GMT
#7
I have two friends who have APMs of about 20 (coincidentally, both play protoss). I managed to convince one of them to play another friend of mine who's a 200-APM D+ terran. Hilarity ensued.
내 호버크라프트는 장어로 가득 차 있어요
De4ngus
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States6533 Posts
March 13 2009 03:45 GMT
#8
On March 13 2009 12:36 fearus wrote:
/f r

GANDHISAUCE
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
March 13 2009 03:49 GMT
#9
On March 13 2009 12:43 vAltyR wrote:
I have two friends who have APMs of about 20 (coincidentally, both play protoss). I managed to convince one of them to play another friend of mine who's a 200-APM D+ terran. Hilarity ensued.


rep please
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-13 03:54:08
March 13 2009 03:53 GMT
#10
On March 13 2009 12:49 Etherone wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 13 2009 12:43 vAltyR wrote:
I have two friends who have APMs of about 20 (coincidentally, both play protoss). I managed to convince one of them to play another friend of mine who's a 200-APM D+ terran. Hilarity ensued.


rep please


why would you want a rep of 20 apm protoss steamrolling over some run-of-the-mill 200 apm terran LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

: |

was the 1a2a3a subtle enough???
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DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
March 13 2009 03:53 GMT
#11
My friend is 50 apm zerg, and I'm 170 apm terran (D level, but still way better than him) and he is always like

YEAH WHY DO YOU LIFT UR BARRACKS WHEN U GO MECH THATS DUMB

HEY WHY DO YOU EXPAND SO MUCH YOU ONLY NEED 2 BASES WITH ANY RACE ROFL

HEY WHY DO YOU BUILD TURRETS I ALWAYS JUST BUILD HYDRAS LOL
RIP Aaliyah
Kinky
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States4126 Posts
March 13 2009 03:56 GMT
#12
On March 13 2009 12:53 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
My friend is 50 apm zerg, and I'm 170 apm terran (D level, but still way better than him) and he is always like

YEAH WHY DO YOU LIFT UR BARRACKS WHEN U GO MECH THATS DUMB

HEY WHY DO YOU EXPAND SO MUCH YOU ONLY NEED 2 BASES WITH ANY RACE ROFL

HEY WHY DO YOU BUILD TURRETS I ALWAYS JUST BUILD HYDRAS LOL

That sounds exactly like my friend unfortunately
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
March 13 2009 03:57 GMT
#13
I hate it when you're playing with a friend you're trying to teach...and after a while u just get cocky...and then you lose...

haha. It's hilarious, but sooo like...fail...

I was trying to help my like 50APM terran friend with TvP...and I decided to open fucking 12 nexus of all things, and scouted his MnM cheese too late...T_T.
Hello
xxsaznpride
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States506 Posts
March 13 2009 04:13 GMT
#14
... I play DotA. Lemme tell you right now, it's not 'cause of DotA that I'm a raging 150-200apm (100-140eapm) D- Terran.
“Life is too short to embrace a woman I don’t love. I also think a woman’s life is too short to be embraced by a man she doesn’t love.” | CSGO: Cure Moonlight
thunk
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States6233 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-13 04:30:31
March 13 2009 04:30 GMT
#15
I have a friend who can 2 base into 3 base carrier PvP, it's surprisingly strong. He actually just 2-3 base turtles for every race, it's crazy.
Every time Jung Myung Hoon builds a vulture, two probes die. || My post count was a palindrome and I was never posting again.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
March 13 2009 04:33 GMT
#16
He obviously knows his ee-han timing, let him sit with that thought for a while.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
MuffiN
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Korea (North)201 Posts
March 13 2009 04:37 GMT
#17
rofl at the
'/f r'
no name
404.Nintu
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1723 Posts
March 13 2009 04:41 GMT
#18
On March 13 2009 12:53 paper wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 13 2009 12:49 Etherone wrote:
On March 13 2009 12:43 vAltyR wrote:
I have two friends who have APMs of about 20 (coincidentally, both play protoss). I managed to convince one of them to play another friend of mine who's a 200-APM D+ terran. Hilarity ensued.


rep please


why would you want a rep of 20 apm protoss steamrolling over some run-of-the-mill 200 apm terran LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

: |

was the 1a2a3a subtle enough???

HAHAHAHAHAH. 10/10
"So, then did the American yum-yum clown monkey also represent the FCC?"
Dr.Dragoon
Profile Joined November 2007
United States1241 Posts
March 13 2009 04:48 GMT
#19
I get into these crap arguments way too much...and with some of the stupidest shit imaginable. Some people use builds that make absolutely no sense and try to justify it with "that's what all the good people do"..of course they can never give a single example.
~o~ I have returned
emperorchampion
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada9496 Posts
March 13 2009 04:50 GMT
#20
On March 13 2009 12:57 PH wrote:
I hate it when you're playing with a friend you're trying to teach...and after a while u just get cocky...and then you lose...

haha. It's hilarious, but sooo like...fail...

I was trying to help my like 50APM terran friend with TvP...and I decided to open fucking 12 nexus of all things, and scouted his MnM cheese too late...T_T.


Ya, my friends are just getting into Starcraft. 2gate all in zealots vs my FE... T_T was sooo close to losing. Good thing he sucks though and chased my scout around for like a minute.
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