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One time this guy overheard me talking about starcraft to some people, and he was all like "Yo i'm laik pr0su at ess see" and i'm all laik "WHATEVER". Next thing I know I'm throwin' dice in the alley and he's all like "WHAT'S UR FAVE UNIT" and I'm all laik "VULTURE" and he's all laik "NUB FIREBATS WAY BETTER" and I'm all laik "WHATEVER"
CAUSE THIS IS STARCRAFT OF WHATEVER /FACEPAAAALM
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On March 13 2009 12:36 fearus wrote:
/f r
lol
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firebats + swarm > vults obv
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I have two friends who have APMs of about 20 (coincidentally, both play protoss). I managed to convince one of them to play another friend of mine who's a 200-APM D+ terran. Hilarity ensued.
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On March 13 2009 12:36 fearus wrote:
/f r
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On March 13 2009 12:43 vAltyR wrote:
I have two friends who have APMs of about 20 (coincidentally, both play protoss). I managed to convince one of them to play another friend of mine who's a 200-APM D+ terran. Hilarity ensued.
rep please
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On March 13 2009 12:49 Etherone wrote:Show nested quote +On March 13 2009 12:43 vAltyR wrote:
I have two friends who have APMs of about 20 (coincidentally, both play protoss). I managed to convince one of them to play another friend of mine who's a 200-APM D+ terran. Hilarity ensued. rep please
why would you want a rep of 20 apm protoss steamrolling over some run-of-the-mill 200 apm terran LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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was the 1a2a3a subtle enough???
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My friend is 50 apm zerg, and I'm 170 apm terran (D level, but still way better than him) and he is always like
YEAH WHY DO YOU LIFT UR BARRACKS WHEN U GO MECH THATS DUMB
HEY WHY DO YOU EXPAND SO MUCH YOU ONLY NEED 2 BASES WITH ANY RACE ROFL
HEY WHY DO YOU BUILD TURRETS I ALWAYS JUST BUILD HYDRAS LOL
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United States4126 Posts
On March 13 2009 12:53 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
My friend is 50 apm zerg, and I'm 170 apm terran (D level, but still way better than him) and he is always like
YEAH WHY DO YOU LIFT UR BARRACKS WHEN U GO MECH THATS DUMB
HEY WHY DO YOU EXPAND SO MUCH YOU ONLY NEED 2 BASES WITH ANY RACE ROFL
HEY WHY DO YOU BUILD TURRETS I ALWAYS JUST BUILD HYDRAS LOL
That sounds exactly like my friend unfortunately 
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I hate it when you're playing with a friend you're trying to teach...and after a while u just get cocky...and then you lose...
haha. It's hilarious, but sooo like...fail...
I was trying to help my like 50APM terran friend with TvP...and I decided to open fucking 12 nexus of all things, and scouted his MnM cheese too late...T_T.
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... I play DotA. Lemme tell you right now, it's not 'cause of DotA that I'm a raging 150-200apm (100-140eapm) D- Terran.
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I have a friend who can 2 base into 3 base carrier PvP, it's surprisingly strong. He actually just 2-3 base turtles for every race, it's crazy.
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He obviously knows his ee-han timing, let him sit with that thought for a while.
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On March 13 2009 12:53 paper wrote:Show nested quote +On March 13 2009 12:49 Etherone wrote:On March 13 2009 12:43 vAltyR wrote:
I have two friends who have APMs of about 20 (coincidentally, both play protoss). I managed to convince one of them to play another friend of mine who's a 200-APM D+ terran. Hilarity ensued. rep please why would you want a rep of 20 apm protoss steamrolling over some run-of-the-mill 200 apm terran LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : | was the 1a2a3a subtle enough???
HAHAHAHAHAH. 10/10
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I get into these crap arguments way too much...and with some of the stupidest shit imaginable. Some people use builds that make absolutely no sense and try to justify it with "that's what all the good people do"..of course they can never give a single example.
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On March 13 2009 12:57 PH wrote:
I hate it when you're playing with a friend you're trying to teach...and after a while u just get cocky...and then you lose...
haha. It's hilarious, but sooo like...fail...
I was trying to help my like 50APM terran friend with TvP...and I decided to open fucking 12 nexus of all things, and scouted his MnM cheese too late...T_T.
Ya, my friends are just getting into Starcraft. 2gate all in zealots vs my FE... T_T was sooo close to losing. Good thing he sucks though and chased my scout around for like a minute.
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On March 13 2009 13:41 404.Nintu wrote:Show nested quote +On March 13 2009 12:53 paper wrote:On March 13 2009 12:49 Etherone wrote:On March 13 2009 12:43 vAltyR wrote:
I have two friends who have APMs of about 20 (coincidentally, both play protoss). I managed to convince one of them to play another friend of mine who's a 200-APM D+ terran. Hilarity ensued. rep please why would you want a rep of 20 apm protoss steamrolling over some run-of-the-mill 200 apm terran LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : | was the 1a2a3a subtle enough??? HAHAHAHAHAH. 10/10
i love to see terran cry
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Hehe, I have a friend that thinks beating the comp means that your at top foreigner level and could take on the average Korean(who plays sc) =l
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I've got this newb zerg friend who "stacks" mutas by mass clicking. Yeah.
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Bah, half a second doesn't matter. Fuck you all.
Really, though... in amateur games, a few seconds doesn't decide it because both players are usually making horrible strategic mistakes and consistently worse macro, so the few seconds from difference in initial build won't make or break your game.
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I have this one friend who is bad at starcraft.
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On March 13 2009 12:38 Scooter wrote:
One time this guy overheard me talking about starcraft to some people, and he was all like "Yo i'm laik pr0su at ess see" and i'm all laik "WHATEVER". Next thing I know I'm throwin' dice in the alley and he's all like "WHAT'S UR FAVE UNIT" and I'm all laik "VULTURE" and he's all laik "NUB FIREBATS WAY BETTER" and I'm all laik "WHATEVER"
CAUSE THIS IS STARCRAFT OF WHATEVER /FACEPAAAALM
and im like "ye...... WHATEVER!" da nananann da nananann DUHN
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I remember showing one of my sc noob friends a vod of bisu and he was criticizing him for going FE. -_-
"lol why would he make a nexus so early? Such a waste of money... And corsair? LOLL "
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Sadly I have no noob friends who play SC irl. Anyone need someone to teach/own them?
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i have a friend who doesnt play starcraft and he's not my friend he's just some guy i pretend to talk to.
that came out more insulting and less pathetic than i'd originally planned.
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Yah I know what yall talking about. I've already gotten a brain transplant because of 'em.
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On March 13 2009 12:57 PH wrote:
I hate it when you're playing with a friend you're trying to teach...and after a while u just get cocky...and then you lose...
haha. It's hilarious, but sooo like...fail...
I was trying to help my like 50APM terran friend with TvP...and I decided to open fucking 12 nexus of all things, and scouted his MnM cheese too late...T_T.
I know the feeling. And the instant you lose, they never let it go ever. I was teaching some of my friends to play, and they were about 50-60~ apm terran nubs. And one of them pulled off a vulture sneak vs me, and ended up winning. Then he decided to "retire from starcraft", now that he had beaten me once, and brags about it for all eternity. >_>
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i brought starcraft to school on a flash drive, and challenged all the jocks to a 7 v 1. they were all "I"M GOOD AT FLASH STICK CRICKET SO I"M GOOD AT GAMES!" i made on fastest (i don't normally fastest, gotta give them a little break tho) well ofc they didn't know what the hell to do, so i quickteched to a reaver and used splash to kill all their miners, the reaver had 94 kills by the end of the game, which surprised me because they only made like 5-7 miners each but i just went round and round the map, over and over. they were so fucking stupid though, they never learn't that i was just doing the same thing for the whole game. in the end i steamrolled them one by one with 200/200 goons vs like the 6 lings and extractor they managed to build. the result was my sexuality being called into question and vague, poorly worded physical threats.
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On March 13 2009 19:17 The_Australian wrote:
i brought starcraft to school on a flash drive, and challenged all the jocks to a 7 v 1. they were all "I"M GOOD AT FLASH STICK CRICKET SO I"M GOOD AT GAMES!" i made on fastest (i don't normally fastest, gotta give them a little break tho) well ofc they didn't know what the hell to do, so i quickteched to a reaver and used splash to kill all their miners, the reaver had 94 kills by the end of the game, which surprised me because they only made like 5-7 miners each but i just went round and round the map, over and over. they were so fucking stupid though, they never learn't that i was just doing the same thing for the whole game. in the end i steamrolled them one by one with 200/200 goons vs like the 6 lings and extractor they managed to build. the result was my sexuality being called into question and vague, poorly worded physical threats.
i dunno if challenging jocks to a 1v7 in a computer game is good for your reputation, but haha nevertheless.
and it was fastest. you probably could've mass nexus probe attack
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On March 13 2009 14:22 Dgtl wrote:
Hehe, I have a friend that thinks beating the comp means that your at top foreigner level and could take on the average Korean(who plays sc) =l
he must have mistakened starcraft with chess.
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