EPTYou can't 4 pool in a clan war - Page 3
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Funnytoss
Taiwan1471 Posts
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Itachii
Poland12466 Posts
On March 09 2009 20:03 Funnytoss wrote: ... >15 years old means he's more than 15 years old? just woke up, sorry.  | ||
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ghostWriter
United States3302 Posts
Julyzerg used it on best during the EVER OSL finals. | ||
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Nytefish
United Kingdom4282 Posts
I've been 4/5 pooled many times in CWs, I don't think I've ever lost to it. Choice of build is not bm at all compared to some stuff I've experienced in CWs. Such as: - changing race on countdown - being called fag/gay/noob/abuser/newb - continuing to play in a clearly lost game then leaving without gg - pausing the game, chatting to an observer in a foreign language then randomly resuming - blaming some technical problem to restart the game when they didn't get the desired starting position - refusing to play on a map in the map-pool because they don't know it - after losing the first game, complain about lag and try to get player switched - being in the same channel as clan X-17 | ||
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EsX_Raptor
United States2801 Posts
CLAN WAR RULES AND REGULATIONS by. Angry SC Nerds Introduction: To play a clan war is to be privileged that you are actually participating in a team event in which your sole goal is to win your part so that you can earn higher ranking among your peers and be better known thus having more privileges. You do not want to lose a clan was as you will also lose credibility among your clanmantes and probably be excluded of future events based on your suckness. That's why you joined the clan in the first place, to be in a place where you can hang around with other people and get a name/reputation which you can then use to fulfill your mind about the fact that you're on top of the world Rules: When participating in a clan war, the following rules and regulations apply no matter what the circumstances: 1. You can't 4 pool your opponent; it's bm as this can grant you an easy win over your opponent regardless of skill level. 2. You can't proxy 2 rax; we had to find an equivalent to 4 pooling for Terran because then that would make it sound like Zerg is imba (which it is) 3. You can't cannon rush; same shit again, cheesing is for bm noobs because this gives you a free win; don't you get it? Making 6 cannons right next to your opponents' minerals where he can see them is insta win for you because he sees them and tries to kill them with all workers but cannons too strong and die. 4. You can't go carriers; they're too easy to use and very cheap, 3 carriers is insta win for you and it's bm because your opponent cant do anything about it; pros do it because theyre on another different level and they don't suck major balls like all the gosu foreigners do; don't you get it? Foreigners will never beat koreans period. 5. You can't go nukes, they take too short time to build and before you finish your 2nd unit he already is nuking your main and all you read is "<yourname> has been eliminated;" this is usually followed by a smash of your face onto the wall and your mom calling you from downstairs asking if you're having seizures again. 6. You can't manner pylon; they're too strong and delay your minerals too much to an insta lose; specially at our level of play (I got D last season!!! w00t!!!) where we need every single mineral we can get to perfectly execute our preplanned builds. It's bm. 7. You can't disconnect, because loss will show up in record and nobody will be ever able to know who won the game. Please understand that we don't have the balls to defend ourselves and explain who disconnected, we just go to the channel and when everybody asks you just say "I unno o.o" 8. You can't make stimpack; marines are too damn strong like they are already and zerg players cant stop; it's imba. 9. You can't make tanks; they have biggest range in game and kill everything with 70 damage shot with splash and kill everything around. This is imba because kills our sunkens and dragoons dont get close, stop it please, it's BM 10. You can't make mines; they're too imba and burrow himselves down the ground. Deal 200 damange and run faster than ling, theyre invincible too because never cna kill them when they get close. Tank kills goons easy and mines kills zealot easy its imba please stop it, please stop, it's bm ok? Conclusion: Before going to clanwar please pledge allengiance to this book and swear oath to it for ever when you play a clan war. We don't care if you don't follow these rules in other clan wars, but against us please follow or we report you ok? Last time they banned an entire group because we said, easy as that, so please fear our threats and never do that again or we report ezpz. Stop playing like noobs already, grab your balls and play straight like men, like us, it's about time you guys stop making such gay shit and abuse race imbalance. Thank you. | ||
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LordWeird
United States3411 Posts
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statix
United States1760 Posts
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Malongo
Chile3472 Posts
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0xDEADBEEF
Germany1235 Posts
And besides, if you win even once you were obviously lucky or hacking or abusing, and if you lose even once you're obviously a worthless noob. So yeah posting this shit is "kind of" funny but really, just play 2 hours on bnet and you'll have at least 3 games with that kind of retards in it. In short: nothing to see here, move along. | ||
micronesia
United States24701 Posts
On March 10 2009 03:19 0xDEADBEEF wrote: If you follow every advice from every retard, you can't do anything anymore because anything could be interpreted as being gay. Not only your build order, unit choice, tactics or style of playing - even the race you're playing, and the map. And besides, if you win even once you were obviously lucky or hacking or abusing, and if you lose even once you're obviously a worthless noob. So yeah posting this shit is "kind of" funny but really, just play 2 hours on bnet and you'll have at least 3 games with that kind of retards in it. In short: nothing to see here, move along. True, but it's fun when it will piss off an opposing clan to expose their bm and foolishness. | ||
OneOther
United States10774 Posts
On March 09 2009 19:33 micronesia wrote: Yeah the forge example was bad now that you guys mention it, but I think it can still be more major than you are making it out to be. like what? | ||
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Frits
11782 Posts
I swear to god .... this community.....  | ||
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micronesia
United States24701 Posts
I'm not good enough to play differently according to whether or not 4 pool is on the table (as compared to say 9 pool) so I can't give you a specific example. But of the millions of possible ways to play, I'm sure there are some adjustments that would be made if <9 pool was somehow off the table (that's what, 10-20 seconds of additional time to prepare for lings?) | ||
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arb
Noobville17921 Posts
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LeperKahn
Romania1845 Posts
On March 10 2009 10:59 arb wrote: his gateway IT WAS ONE SECOND FROM FINISHING hahaha + Show Spoiler [Liquibition] + I heard Strelok 5 raxed in liquibition. That's imba. Ban imo. | ||
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[AhunGrY]MelOn
United States357 Posts
On March 09 2009 15:20 cujo2k wrote: if i cant 5 pool, then you cant proxy 8 rax bitches. ok but seriously, id only ever 5 pool vs protoss, scvs are too imba for me. 5pool then proxy hatchery in his main -> sunk rush | ||
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Avidkeystamper
United States8552 Posts
People would 12 pool way more in ZvZ. | ||
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omninmo
2349 Posts
On March 09 2009 14:39 LeperKahn wrote: That is absolutely ridiculous. 4 pool is just a super early all in build. Might as well say no all-in 5 hatch hydra break because if you don't scout it it's imba. Love it~ nail hit on head. discussion over please. | ||
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NarutO
Germany18839 Posts
You have to play 5 pool-__-; Its as fast + you have more eco T_T! | ||
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Dromar
United States2145 Posts
But it's a clanWAR dude. Whoever said that is just making up for their own inadequacy at BW. | ||
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