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Equinox_kr
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States7395 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-25 19:49:49
September 25 2008 19:49 GMT
#41
On September 26 2008 04:45 Hawk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 26 2008 04:19 Frits wrote:
On September 26 2008 04:12 Xstatic wrote:
It sounds like you want something more than just sex, haha. Man up, go for her, ask her if she has a bf, be friends with her and close in. Seriously, you have nothing to lose! Who gives a damn if she's single or not?

For sex, just work the moves.


Work the moves?

He was talking to her without her realizing it, I'm not sure he's ready you know.

"Yeah bitch I'ma pull out my calculat0r and perform sick math on y0 ass and slap yo titties around while I watch some star trek dat shit is tyte word uppppp nigga 4 lyfe, *grabs inhaler*."

Evan there is only one way to get good at this, start pm'ing kennigit.


hey, remember when in elementary school, you were real cool if y ou knew how to spell boobies on your calculator??


omfg most heroic posts on this forums

edit: can't stop laughing omg lololol
^-^
iNCuBuS_
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States905 Posts
September 25 2008 20:07 GMT
#42
55378008
Boobless!
Why dont you just ask if she has a boyfriend? That way youll know and you wont be doing anything stupid in the process.
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
September 25 2008 20:40 GMT
#43
On September 25 2008 16:46 iG.ClouD wrote:
Challenge her mate to a life/death battle so you gain the right to copulate with her once you win. Easy [image loading]



I second this.
[image loading]
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Biff The Understudy
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
France7985 Posts
September 25 2008 22:04 GMT
#44
On September 25 2008 16:48 Last Romantic wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 25 2008 16:46 iG.ClouD wrote:
Challenge her mate to a life/death battle so you gain the right to copulate with her once you win. Easy [image loading]


if i ask to have sex with you will your answer be the same as the answer to this question (Y / N)

LOL
The fellow who is out to burn things up is the counterpart of the fool who thinks he can save the world. The world needs neither to be burned up nor to be saved. The world is, we are. Transients, if we buck it; here to stay if we accept it. ~H.Miller
Salv
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Canada3083 Posts
September 25 2008 22:38 GMT
#45
Have sex with her boyfriend and tape it, then reveal the tape to her and she will break up with him in disgust. Next, say that her loving might possibly turn you straight? She will be so overwhelmed that she will have sex with you on the spot.

Good luck.
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
September 25 2008 22:52 GMT
#46
is this the same girl you posted in that other thread ;d
Hates Fun🤔
Romance_us
Profile Joined March 2006
Seychelles1806 Posts
September 25 2008 23:24 GMT
#47
Stay away from girls with boyfriends. As a male with a girlfriend, what you are doing is despicable and very much not appreciated.
Notes and feelings, numbers and reason. The ultimate equilibrium.
capek
Profile Joined September 2008
United States585 Posts
September 25 2008 23:38 GMT
#48
use some sex panther.
50% of the time, it works all the time.
Superiorwolf
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States5509 Posts
September 25 2008 23:59 GMT
#49
On September 26 2008 04:49 ahole-surprise wrote:
I just want to know why you said "Food, food"? Is that how you talk? Because that sounds really weird.

I've met Evan. That is how he talks. It's awesome, not weird.
Check out my stream at www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=315053 and follow me on Twitter @EGSuppy! :)
Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6774 Posts
September 26 2008 00:39 GMT
#50
On September 26 2008 08:24 Romance_us wrote:
Stay away from girls with boyfriends. As a male with a girlfriend, what you are doing is despicable and very much not appreciated.

this

but just ask her to know if its her bf
could just be some guy she hung out with?
Graphics
SiZ.FaNtAsY
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)1497 Posts
September 26 2008 00:45 GMT
#51
Guys, how do you natually become friends?
I always feel it's awkward.
Karma is a bitch
Ganfei
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Taiwan1439 Posts
September 26 2008 00:52 GMT
#52
On September 26 2008 09:45 SiZ.FaNtAsY wrote:
Guys, how do you natually become friends?
I always feel it's awkward.

Do shit like ask to study with her etc
You are crushing me like a cheese sandwich
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17733 Posts
September 26 2008 03:42 GMT
#53
On September 26 2008 04:45 Hawk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 26 2008 04:19 Frits wrote:
On September 26 2008 04:12 Xstatic wrote:
It sounds like you want something more than just sex, haha. Man up, go for her, ask her if she has a bf, be friends with her and close in. Seriously, you have nothing to lose! Who gives a damn if she's single or not?

For sex, just work the moves.


Work the moves?

He was talking to her without her realizing it, I'm not sure he's ready you know.

"Yeah bitch I'ma pull out my calculat0r and perform sick math on y0 ass and slap yo titties around while I watch some star trek dat shit is tyte word uppppp nigga 4 lyfe, *grabs inhaler*."

Evan there is only one way to get good at this, start pm'ing kennigit.


hey, remember when in elementary school, you were real cool if y ou knew how to spell boobies on your calculator??

HAHAHA

5318008
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
Folca
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
2235 Posts
September 26 2008 03:53 GMT
#54
On September 25 2008 16:30 evanthebouncy! wrote:
I always fantasized walking down the groovy stone road humming a duet w/ my love <3

Wow, you really have it for her man..
Dea : one time when he was playing vs the comps he asked me "how do I make that flying unit that makes the other stuff invisible" and I reply "ur playing terran zomg"
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
September 26 2008 04:29 GMT
#55
On September 25 2008 22:37 MYM.Testie wrote:
Steve said it.
Evan, it's best to just stay away from girls with boyfriends.

In this case it comes off as immature and selfish. You haven't done anything yet, but I'd advise to look elsewhere. Lead a life of no regrets dude. GL, take care, there's other fish in the sea.



ya think?-
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
phase
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States399 Posts
September 26 2008 05:36 GMT
#56
best phone number ever.

average berkeley guys have nothing compared to TL'ers =p. oh evan.....
geometryb
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States1249 Posts
September 26 2008 06:00 GMT
#57
be more aggressive
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
September 26 2008 07:00 GMT
#58
Lol I wasn't expecting this many replies hahaha
No no I'm not aggressive nor eager I just felt nice to be in her proximity and if things go well then sure why not and things don't go well then who cares :p
Bottom line is I think you guys took it too serious (or maybe I worded it too heavily?) hahaha it's pretty light hearted and nothing major really.

La ba ba ba
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
September 26 2008 07:00 GMT
#59
On September 26 2008 04:49 ahole-surprise wrote:
I just want to know why you said "Food, food"? Is that how you talk? Because that sounds really weird.

This is how I talk hmm... depends on the occasion. If it's festive it's bit more funny if it's serious I can be quite serious.
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
kemoryan
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Spain1506 Posts
September 26 2008 12:28 GMT
#60
On September 25 2008 22:00 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 25 2008 16:30 evanthebouncy! wrote:
but he's some retarded solem lanky white guy(saw them together once in the dining commons) who has no idea what awesome girl he's got pfft.


hi evan i love you but unless this is your idea of a joke, its reality check time

you don't know that guy, you don't know anything about him. you are automatically assuming he is a piece of shit because you want to have sex with his girl, whether you will admit it to yourself or not. their relationship is none of your business, so keep your nose out of it. anything else is incredibly selfish, and despite how nobly you think you'd treat her, you're only thinking of yourself. that's what a statement like that means

if you were just kidding or talking shit for the sake of talking shit, just disregard this post. if you've somehow already convinced yourself that what you said is the truth, you are not even ready for the relationship you want to have with this girl. please please heed my advice



Wise words!
Freedom is a stranger
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