On September 25 2008 16:46 iG.ClouD wrote:
Challenge her mate to a life/death battle so you gain the right to copulate with her once you win. Easy [image loading]

I second this.
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Biff The Understudy

France7913 Posts

September 25 2008 22:04 GMT

#44

On September 25 2008 16:48 Last Romantic wrote:

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if i ask to have sex with you will your answer be the same as the answer to this question (Y / N)

LOL

Salv

Canada3083 Posts

September 25 2008 22:38 GMT

#45

Have sex with her boyfriend and tape it, then reveal the tape to her and she will break up with him in disgust. Next, say that her loving might possibly turn you straight? She will be so overwhelmed that she will have sex with you on the spot.

Good luck.

paper

13196 Posts

September 25 2008 22:52 GMT

#46

is this the same girl you posted in that other thread ;d

Romance_us

Seychelles1806 Posts

September 25 2008 23:24 GMT

#47

Stay away from girls with boyfriends. As a male with a girlfriend, what you are doing is despicable and very much not appreciated.

capek

United States585 Posts

September 25 2008 23:38 GMT

#48

use some sex panther.
50% of the time, it works all the time.

Superiorwolf

United States5509 Posts

September 25 2008 23:59 GMT

#49

On September 26 2008 04:49 ahole-surprise wrote:
I just want to know why you said "Food, food"? Is that how you talk? Because that sounds really weird.

I've met Evan. That is how he talks. It's awesome, not weird.

Xeofreestyler

Belgium6772 Posts

September 26 2008 00:39 GMT

#50

On September 26 2008 08:24 Romance_us wrote:
Stay away from girls with boyfriends. As a male with a girlfriend, what you are doing is despicable and very much not appreciated.

this

but just ask her to know if its her bf
could just be some guy she hung out with?

SiZ.FaNtAsY

Korea (South)1497 Posts

September 26 2008 00:45 GMT

#51

Guys, how do you natually become friends?
I always feel it's awkward.

Ganfei

Taiwan1439 Posts

September 26 2008 00:52 GMT

#52

On September 26 2008 09:45 SiZ.FaNtAsY wrote:
Guys, how do you natually become friends?
I always feel it's awkward.

Do shit like ask to study with her etc

Ilikestarcraft

Korea (South)17730 Posts

September 26 2008 03:42 GMT

#53

On September 26 2008 04:45 Hawk wrote:

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hey, remember when in elementary school, you were real cool if y ou knew how to spell boobies on your calculator??

HAHAHA

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Folca

2235 Posts

September 26 2008 03:53 GMT

#54

On September 25 2008 16:30 evanthebouncy! wrote:
I always fantasized walking down the groovy stone road humming a duet w/ my love <3

Wow, you really have it for her man..

Hypnosis

United States2061 Posts

September 26 2008 04:29 GMT

#55

On September 25 2008 22:37 MYM.Testie wrote:
Steve said it.
Evan, it's best to just stay away from girls with boyfriends.

In this case it comes off as immature and selfish. You haven't done anything yet, but I'd advise to look elsewhere. Lead a life of no regrets dude. GL, take care, there's other fish in the sea.

ya think?-

phase

United States399 Posts

September 26 2008 05:36 GMT

#56

best phone number ever.

average berkeley guys have nothing compared to TL'ers =p. oh evan.....

geometryb

United States1249 Posts

September 26 2008 06:00 GMT

#57

be more aggressive

evanthebouncy!

United States12796 Posts

September 26 2008 07:00 GMT

#58

Lol I wasn't expecting this many replies hahaha
No no I'm not aggressive nor eager I just felt nice to be in her proximity and if things go well then sure why not and things don't go well then who cares :p
Bottom line is I think you guys took it too serious (or maybe I worded it too heavily?) hahaha it's pretty light hearted and nothing major really.

La ba ba ba

evanthebouncy!

United States12796 Posts

September 26 2008 07:00 GMT

#59

On September 26 2008 04:49 ahole-surprise wrote:
I just want to know why you said "Food, food"? Is that how you talk? Because that sounds really weird.

This is how I talk hmm... depends on the occasion. If it's festive it's bit more funny if it's serious I can be quite serious.

kemoryan

Spain1506 Posts

September 26 2008 12:28 GMT

#60

On September 25 2008 22:00 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:

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hi evan i love you but unless this is your idea of a joke, its reality check time

you don't know that guy, you don't know anything about him. you are automatically assuming he is a piece of shit because you want to have sex with his girl, whether you will admit it to yourself or not. their relationship is none of your business, so keep your nose out of it. anything else is incredibly selfish, and despite how nobly you think you'd treat her, you're only thinking of yourself. that's what a statement like that means

if you were just kidding or talking shit for the sake of talking shit, just disregard this post. if you've somehow already convinced yourself that what you said is the truth, you are not even ready for the relationship you want to have with this girl. please please heed my advice

Wise words!