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On September 26 2008 04:45 Hawk wrote:Show nested quote +On September 26 2008 04:19 Frits wrote:On September 26 2008 04:12 Xstatic wrote: It sounds like you want something more than just sex, haha. Man up, go for her, ask her if she has a bf, be friends with her and close in. Seriously, you have nothing to lose! Who gives a damn if she's single or not?
For sex, just work the moves. Work the moves? He was talking to her without her realizing it, I'm not sure he's ready you know. "Yeah bitch I'ma pull out my calculat0r and perform sick math on y0 ass and slap yo titties around while I watch some star trek dat shit is tyte word uppppp nigga 4 lyfe, *grabs inhaler*." Evan there is only one way to get good at this, start pm'ing kennigit. hey, remember when in elementary school, you were real cool if y ou knew how to spell boobies on your calculator??
omfg most heroic posts on this forums
edit: can't stop laughing omg lololol
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55378008 Boobless! Why dont you just ask if she has a boyfriend? That way youll know and you wont be doing anything stupid in the process.
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On September 25 2008 16:46 iG.ClouD wrote:Challenge her mate to a life/death battle so you gain the right to copulate with her once you win. Easy ![[image loading]](http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/3817/kruemelmonsteryn0.gif)
I second this.
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On September 25 2008 16:48 Last Romantic wrote:Show nested quote +On September 25 2008 16:46 iG.ClouD wrote:Challenge her mate to a life/death battle so you gain the right to copulate with her once you win. Easy ![[image loading]](http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/3817/kruemelmonsteryn0.gif) if i ask to have sex with you will your answer be the same as the answer to this question (Y / N) LOL
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Have sex with her boyfriend and tape it, then reveal the tape to her and she will break up with him in disgust. Next, say that her loving might possibly turn you straight? She will be so overwhelmed that she will have sex with you on the spot.
Good luck.
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is this the same girl you posted in that other thread ;d
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Stay away from girls with boyfriends. As a male with a girlfriend, what you are doing is despicable and very much not appreciated.
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use some sex panther. 50% of the time, it works all the time.
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On September 26 2008 04:49 ahole-surprise wrote: I just want to know why you said "Food, food"? Is that how you talk? Because that sounds really weird. I've met Evan. That is how he talks. It's awesome, not weird.
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On September 26 2008 08:24 Romance_us wrote: Stay away from girls with boyfriends. As a male with a girlfriend, what you are doing is despicable and very much not appreciated. this
but just ask her to know if its her bf could just be some guy she hung out with?
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Guys, how do you natually become friends? I always feel it's awkward.
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On September 26 2008 09:45 SiZ.FaNtAsY wrote: Guys, how do you natually become friends? I always feel it's awkward. Do shit like ask to study with her etc
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On September 26 2008 04:45 Hawk wrote:Show nested quote +On September 26 2008 04:19 Frits wrote:On September 26 2008 04:12 Xstatic wrote: It sounds like you want something more than just sex, haha. Man up, go for her, ask her if she has a bf, be friends with her and close in. Seriously, you have nothing to lose! Who gives a damn if she's single or not?
For sex, just work the moves. Work the moves? He was talking to her without her realizing it, I'm not sure he's ready you know. "Yeah bitch I'ma pull out my calculat0r and perform sick math on y0 ass and slap yo titties around while I watch some star trek dat shit is tyte word uppppp nigga 4 lyfe, *grabs inhaler*." Evan there is only one way to get good at this, start pm'ing kennigit. hey, remember when in elementary school, you were real cool if y ou knew how to spell boobies on your calculator?? HAHAHA
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On September 25 2008 16:30 evanthebouncy! wrote: I always fantasized walking down the groovy stone road humming a duet w/ my love <3 Wow, you really have it for her man..
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On September 25 2008 22:37 MYM.Testie wrote: Steve said it. Evan, it's best to just stay away from girls with boyfriends.
In this case it comes off as immature and selfish. You haven't done anything yet, but I'd advise to look elsewhere. Lead a life of no regrets dude. GL, take care, there's other fish in the sea.
ya think?-
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best phone number ever.
average berkeley guys have nothing compared to TL'ers =p. oh evan.....
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Lol I wasn't expecting this many replies hahaha No no I'm not aggressive nor eager I just felt nice to be in her proximity and if things go well then sure why not and things don't go well then who cares :p Bottom line is I think you guys took it too serious (or maybe I worded it too heavily?) hahaha it's pretty light hearted and nothing major really.
La ba ba ba
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On September 26 2008 04:49 ahole-surprise wrote: I just want to know why you said "Food, food"? Is that how you talk? Because that sounds really weird. This is how I talk hmm... depends on the occasion. If it's festive it's bit more funny if it's serious I can be quite serious.
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On September 25 2008 22:00 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:Show nested quote +On September 25 2008 16:30 evanthebouncy! wrote: but he's some retarded solem lanky white guy(saw them together once in the dining commons) who has no idea what awesome girl he's got pfft. hi evan i love you but unless this is your idea of a joke, its reality check time ![](/mirror/smilies/smile.gif) you don't know that guy, you don't know anything about him. you are automatically assuming he is a piece of shit because you want to have sex with his girl, whether you will admit it to yourself or not. their relationship is none of your business, so keep your nose out of it. anything else is incredibly selfish, and despite how nobly you think you'd treat her, you're only thinking of yourself. that's what a statement like that means if you were just kidding or talking shit for the sake of talking shit, just disregard this post. if you've somehow already convinced yourself that what you said is the truth, you are not even ready for the relationship you want to have with this girl. please please heed my advice
Wise words!
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