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So this girl I liked since last semester (she looked very perfect for me, not hot or anything just very pleasant). I met her first during ballroom seminar and danced waltz w/ her for couple of rounds and I thought I could dance w/ her best, but too bad she didn't join the team so I nvr seen her often.
ANYWAYS, today I went to a tutor meeting, and for math there are some new people joining the team since we're short on math tutors. I went in and OMFG she's right there lol!
This is very awesome but only bad thing is I don't have any shifts w/ her(she signed up for different places from where I would be tutoring).
Some info:
I don't think she knows that I like her.
I think she has a boyfriend (maybe) but he's some retarded solem lanky white guy(saw them together once in the dining commons) who has no idea what awesome girl he's got pfft.
I tried to ask her "where r u going or w/e? food food?"(real quote) after the meeting but she didn't reply(i don't think she know I was talking to her rofl) and she just walked away xD
Maybe she does know I like her? And does not appreciate?
Whatever >_>
But I mean holy shit some girl that could do math(that doesn't look like she had her face awfully Fourier transformed)! And she's in Choir too and I always fantasized walking down the groovy stone road humming a duet w/ my love <3
Oh well, we'll see how it goes yea yea?
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make friends with her
make her dump her boyfriend
ask her out
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Challenge her mate to a life/death battle so you gain the right to copulate with her once you win. Easy ![[image loading]](http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/3817/kruemelmonsteryn0.gif)
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Why didn't you stay on the Ballroom team?!
it's pretty fun stuff. And let's hang out sometime.
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evan you are so different in real life :3
edit: LR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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On September 25 2008 16:46 iG.ClouD wrote:Challenge her mate to a life/death battle so you gain the right to copulate with her once you win. Easy
if i ask to have sex with you will your answer be the same as the answer to this question (Y / N)
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On September 25 2008 16:48 Last Romantic wrote:Show nested quote +On September 25 2008 16:46 iG.ClouD wrote:Challenge her mate to a life/death battle so you gain the right to copulate with her once you win. Easy if i ask to have sex with you will your answer be the same as the answer to this question (Y / N)
I don't really see how my hand could answer a challenge for a life/death battle. Besides this small particular i'd say Y
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On September 25 2008 16:47 Last Romantic wrote:
Why didn't you stay on the Ballroom team?!
it's pretty fun stuff. And let's hang out sometime.
I stayed she didn't
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You better be a quiet shy person, otherwise you got blanked pretty badly. ;D
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On September 25 2008 17:32 evanthebouncy! wrote:Show nested quote +On September 25 2008 16:47 Last Romantic wrote:
Why didn't you stay on the Ballroom team?!
it's pretty fun stuff. And let's hang out sometime. I stayed she didn't
I MEAN WHY AREN'T YOU ON IT NOW
silly !
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1. Complement her eyes. Chics dig that.
2. Try to convince her that her boyfriend is a douche. This must be done subtly. I find it works best when you slip it in during a conversation about douches. Example: So speaking of douches...is it me or is your boyfriend a douche? Just wondering. Wanna hi 5? *hi 5 her regardless of her reaction*. Make sure you don't do this in front of her boyfriend.
3. Pelvic thrusts. Lots of Pelvic thrusts. In her general direction.
4. ???
5. PROFIT.
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Become A+ Zerg on iccup. ezmode for getting the ladeez.
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On September 25 2008 17:57 Trainninja wrote:
2. Try to convince her that her boyfriend is a douche. This must be done subtly. I find it works best when you slip it in during a conversation about douches. Example: So speaking of douches...is it me or is your boyfriend a douche? Just wondering. Wanna hi 5? *hi 5 her regardless of her reaction*. Make sure you don't do this in front of her boyfriend.
don't do this, people who lack social skills and think they're just plain better than every other guy as a means of overcompensation do this ("why is she with HIM when she could be with ME? I'D treat her RIGHT and I'm 100% sure THAT GUY DOESNT" hurrr hrurr stop kidding yourself)
if you are bad with girls, and you think a girl's boyfriend is a douche, there is like a 95% chance you have this problem, and a 5% chance her boyfriend is a douche. especially if you and her are like college classmates or co-workers, not living in the ghetto somewhere
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On September 25 2008 16:30 evanthebouncy! wrote:
but he's some retarded solem lanky white guy(saw them together once in the dining commons) who has no idea what awesome girl he's got pfft.
hi evan i love you but unless this is your idea of a joke, its reality check time 
you don't know that guy, you don't know anything about him. you are automatically assuming he is a piece of shit because you want to have sex with his girl, whether you will admit it to yourself or not. their relationship is none of your business, so keep your nose out of it. anything else is incredibly selfish, and despite how nobly you think you'd treat her, you're only thinking of yourself. that's what a statement like that means 
if you were just kidding or talking shit for the sake of talking shit, just disregard this post. if you've somehow already convinced yourself that what you said is the truth, you are not even ready for the relationship you want to have with this girl. please please heed my advice
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Steve said it.
Evan, it's best to just stay away from girls with boyfriends.
In this case it comes off as immature and selfish. You haven't done anything yet, but I'd advise to look elsewhere. Lead a life of no regrets dude. GL, take care, there's other fish in the sea.
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just wait and see how it goes for now
be friends
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Why don't you ask her if she has a boyfriend first?
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On September 25 2008 21:50 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:Show nested quote +On September 25 2008 17:57 Trainninja wrote:
2. Try to convince her that her boyfriend is a douche. This must be done subtly. I find it works best when you slip it in during a conversation about douches. Example: So speaking of douches...is it me or is your boyfriend a douche? Just wondering. Wanna hi 5? *hi 5 her regardless of her reaction*. Make sure you don't do this in front of her boyfriend.
don't do this, people who lack social skills and think they're just plain better than every other guy as a means of overcompensation do this ("why is she with HIM when she could be with ME? I'D treat her RIGHT and I'm 100% sure THAT GUY DOESNT" hurrr hrurr stop kidding yourself) if you are bad with girls, and you think a girl's boyfriend is a douche, there is like a 95% chance you have this problem, and a 5% chance her boyfriend is a douche. especially if you and her are like college classmates or co-workers, not living in the ghetto somewhere
Steve is right that was terrible advice. Holy fuck is that terrible advice. She will see right through you and you just look like a tool doing it.
On September 25 2008 16:30 evanthebouncy! wrote:
I tried to ask her "where r u going or w/e? food food?"(real quote) after the meeting but she didn't reply(i don't think she know I was talking to her rofl) and she just walked away xD
T.T
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i thought this thread would be about girl poo
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On September 25 2008 23:43 Ilikestarcraft wrote:
i thought this thread would be about girl poo me too bro, me too
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What the hell is wrong with your stereotypes guys? I know tons of hot postrgrad math students, jesus.
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The renaming of this thread intrigued me.. but now I see it is just another "oh hey a girl is cute" thread
-_-
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I thought this was going to be some epic story about shit but alas it's another one of those "I like this girl, i wanna have sex with her" blogs.
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What a major let down, i was expecting so much more with a title of "Wee hmm girl shits" :[
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Can't wait for the stalker charges to be posted.
Seriously though just try to ignore her, don't waste your time with girls you like that have bf's you're just gonna feel miserable.
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On September 26 2008 02:31 Frits wrote:
Seriously though just try to ignore her
Considering that she isn't even aware of his existence that shouldn't be too tough.
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On September 25 2008 16:30 evanthebouncy! wrote:
I tried to ask her "where r u going or w/e? food food?"(real quote) after the meeting but she didn't reply(i don't think she know I was talking to her rofl) and she just walked away xD
Don't worr bro, I think you're on the right track. Next, she's probably gonna ask you to do her homework for her, so she can have more time to blow her boyfriend!
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haha maybe he was whispering cuz he got really nervous and she didnt hear
chicks love nervous unconfident dudes
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On September 26 2008 04:01 Frits wrote:
chicks love nervous unconfident dudes
You live in a weird place I suppose. In Italy if you are like that they will just look down on you and think you are a retard.
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It seems you all are not even aquainted, be friends first.
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On September 26 2008 04:06 iG.ClouD wrote:Show nested quote +On September 26 2008 04:01 Frits wrote:
chicks love nervous unconfident dudes You live in a weird place I suppose. In Italy if you are like that they will just look down on you and think you are a retard.
How could you possibly think I was being serious.
hahahahah
I even made you forget to use a cookie monster damn Im good.
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On September 26 2008 04:06 iG.ClouD wrote:Show nested quote +On September 26 2008 04:01 Frits wrote:
chicks love nervous unconfident dudes You live in a weird place I suppose. In Italy if you are like that they will just look down on you and think you are a retard.
Are you sure you're not from a different European country, northeast of Italy?
Edit: beaten
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It sounds like you want something more than just sex, haha. Man up, go for her, ask her if she has a bf, be friends with her and close in. Seriously, you have nothing to lose! Who gives a damn if she's single or not?
For sex, just work the moves.
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On September 26 2008 04:12 Xstatic wrote:
It sounds like you want something more than just sex, haha. Man up, go for her, ask her if she has a bf, be friends with her and close in. Seriously, you have nothing to lose! Who gives a damn if she's single or not?
For sex, just work the moves.
Work the moves?
He was talking to her without her realizing it, I'm not sure he's ready you know.
"Yeah bitch I'ma pull out my calculat0r and perform sick math on y0 ass and slap yo titties around while I watch some star trek dat shit is tyte word uppppp nigga 4 lyfe, *grabs inhaler*."
Evan there is only one way to get good at this, start pm'ing kennigit.
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On September 26 2008 04:19 Frits wrote:Show nested quote +On September 26 2008 04:12 Xstatic wrote:
It sounds like you want something more than just sex, haha. Man up, go for her, ask her if she has a bf, be friends with her and close in. Seriously, you have nothing to lose! Who gives a damn if she's single or not?
For sex, just work the moves. Work the moves? He was talking to her without her realizing it, I'm not sure he's ready you know. "Yeah bitch I'ma pull out my calculat0r and perform sick math on y0 ass and slap yo titties around while I watch some star trek dat shit is tyte word uppppp nigga 4 lyfe, *grabs inhaler*." Evan there is only one way to get good at this, start pm'ing kennigit.
hey, remember when in elementary school, you were real cool if y ou knew how to spell boobies on your calculator??
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I just want to know why you said "Food, food"? Is that how you talk? Because that sounds really weird.
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On September 26 2008 04:45 Hawk wrote:Show nested quote +On September 26 2008 04:19 Frits wrote:On September 26 2008 04:12 Xstatic wrote:
It sounds like you want something more than just sex, haha. Man up, go for her, ask her if she has a bf, be friends with her and close in. Seriously, you have nothing to lose! Who gives a damn if she's single or not?
For sex, just work the moves. Work the moves? He was talking to her without her realizing it, I'm not sure he's ready you know. "Yeah bitch I'ma pull out my calculat0r and perform sick math on y0 ass and slap yo titties around while I watch some star trek dat shit is tyte word uppppp nigga 4 lyfe, *grabs inhaler*." Evan there is only one way to get good at this, start pm'ing kennigit. hey, remember when in elementary school, you were real cool if y ou knew how to spell boobies on your calculator??
omfg most heroic posts on this forums
edit: can't stop laughing omg lololol
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Boobless!
Why dont you just ask if she has a boyfriend? That way youll know and you wont be doing anything stupid in the process.
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On September 25 2008 16:46 iG.ClouD wrote:Challenge her mate to a life/death battle so you gain the right to copulate with her once you win. Easy
I second this.
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On September 25 2008 16:48 Last Romantic wrote:Show nested quote +On September 25 2008 16:46 iG.ClouD wrote:Challenge her mate to a life/death battle so you gain the right to copulate with her once you win. Easy if i ask to have sex with you will your answer be the same as the answer to this question (Y / N)
LOL
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Have sex with her boyfriend and tape it, then reveal the tape to her and she will break up with him in disgust. Next, say that her loving might possibly turn you straight? She will be so overwhelmed that she will have sex with you on the spot.
Good luck.
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is this the same girl you posted in that other thread ;d
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Stay away from girls with boyfriends. As a male with a girlfriend, what you are doing is despicable and very much not appreciated.
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use some sex panther.
50% of the time, it works all the time.
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On September 26 2008 04:49 ahole-surprise wrote:
I just want to know why you said "Food, food"? Is that how you talk? Because that sounds really weird.
I've met Evan. That is how he talks. It's awesome, not weird.
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On September 26 2008 08:24 Romance_us wrote:
Stay away from girls with boyfriends. As a male with a girlfriend, what you are doing is despicable and very much not appreciated.
this
but just ask her to know if its her bf
could just be some guy she hung out with?
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Guys, how do you natually become friends?
I always feel it's awkward.
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On September 26 2008 09:45 SiZ.FaNtAsY wrote:
Guys, how do you natually become friends?
I always feel it's awkward.
Do shit like ask to study with her etc
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On September 26 2008 04:45 Hawk wrote:Show nested quote +On September 26 2008 04:19 Frits wrote:On September 26 2008 04:12 Xstatic wrote:
It sounds like you want something more than just sex, haha. Man up, go for her, ask her if she has a bf, be friends with her and close in. Seriously, you have nothing to lose! Who gives a damn if she's single or not?
For sex, just work the moves. Work the moves? He was talking to her without her realizing it, I'm not sure he's ready you know. "Yeah bitch I'ma pull out my calculat0r and perform sick math on y0 ass and slap yo titties around while I watch some star trek dat shit is tyte word uppppp nigga 4 lyfe, *grabs inhaler*." Evan there is only one way to get good at this, start pm'ing kennigit. hey, remember when in elementary school, you were real cool if y ou knew how to spell boobies on your calculator??
HAHAHA
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On September 25 2008 16:30 evanthebouncy! wrote:
I always fantasized walking down the groovy stone road humming a duet w/ my love <3
Wow, you really have it for her man..
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On September 25 2008 22:37 MYM.Testie wrote:
Steve said it.
Evan, it's best to just stay away from girls with boyfriends.
In this case it comes off as immature and selfish. You haven't done anything yet, but I'd advise to look elsewhere. Lead a life of no regrets dude. GL, take care, there's other fish in the sea.
ya think?-
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best phone number ever.
average berkeley guys have nothing compared to TL'ers =p. oh evan.....
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Lol I wasn't expecting this many replies hahaha
No no I'm not aggressive nor eager I just felt nice to be in her proximity and if things go well then sure why not and things don't go well then who cares :p
Bottom line is I think you guys took it too serious (or maybe I worded it too heavily?) hahaha it's pretty light hearted and nothing major really.
La ba ba ba
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On September 26 2008 04:49 ahole-surprise wrote:
I just want to know why you said "Food, food"? Is that how you talk? Because that sounds really weird.
This is how I talk hmm... depends on the occasion. If it's festive it's bit more funny if it's serious I can be quite serious.
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On September 25 2008 22:00 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:Show nested quote +On September 25 2008 16:30 evanthebouncy! wrote:
but he's some retarded solem lanky white guy(saw them together once in the dining commons) who has no idea what awesome girl he's got pfft. hi evan i love you but unless this is your idea of a joke, its reality check time you don't know that guy, you don't know anything about him. you are automatically assuming he is a piece of shit because you want to have sex with his girl, whether you will admit it to yourself or not. their relationship is none of your business, so keep your nose out of it. anything else is incredibly selfish, and despite how nobly you think you'd treat her, you're only thinking of yourself. that's what a statement like that means if you were just kidding or talking shit for the sake of talking shit, just disregard this post. if you've somehow already convinced yourself that what you said is the truth, you are not even ready for the relationship you want to have with this girl. please please heed my advice
Wise words!
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On September 26 2008 16:00 evanthebouncy! wrote:
Lol I wasn't expecting this many replies hahaha
No no I'm not aggressive nor eager I just felt nice to be in her proximity and if things go well then sure why not and things don't go well then who cares :p
Bottom line is I think you guys took it too serious (or maybe I worded it too heavily?) hahaha it's pretty light hearted and nothing major really.
La ba ba ba
my posts came out because what i talked about in them is a very, very common problem among young men and i just wanted to be sure you weren't walking down the path to jaded unhappiness~
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Blah... I thought the thread title was something about wet t-shirts,
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On September 27 2008 06:55 zoLo wrote:
Blah... I thought the thread title was something about wet t-shirts,
Wet hmm girl shirts...
hmm
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On September 27 2008 06:55 zoLo wrote:
Blah... I thought the thread title was something about wet t-shirts,
I thought it was something disgusting
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lol. Now that I look at the title again it seems so random -_-
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