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So this girl I liked since last semester (she looked very perfect for me, not hot or anything just very pleasant). I met her first during ballroom seminar and danced waltz w/ her for couple of rounds and I thought I could dance w/ her best, but too bad she didn't join the team so I nvr seen her often.
ANYWAYS, today I went to a tutor meeting, and for math there are some new people joining the team since we're short on math tutors. I went in and OMFG she's right there lol!
This is very awesome but only bad thing is I don't have any shifts w/ her(she signed up for different places from where I would be tutoring).
Some info:
I don't think she knows that I like her.
I think she has a boyfriend (maybe) but he's some retarded solem lanky white guy(saw them together once in the dining commons) who has no idea what awesome girl he's got pfft.
I tried to ask her "where r u going or w/e? food food?"(real quote) after the meeting but she didn't reply(i don't think she know I was talking to her rofl) and she just walked away xD
Maybe she does know I like her? And does not appreciate?
Whatever >_>
But I mean holy shit some girl that could do math(that doesn't look like she had her face awfully Fourier transformed)! And she's in Choir too and I always fantasized walking down the groovy stone road humming a duet w/ my love <3
Oh well, we'll see how it goes yea yea?
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make friends with her
make her dump her boyfriend
ask her out
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Challenge her mate to a life/death battle so you gain the right to copulate with her once you win. Easy ![[image loading]](http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/3817/kruemelmonsteryn0.gif)
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United States20661 Posts
Why didn't you stay on the Ballroom team?!
it's pretty fun stuff. And let's hang out sometime.
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evan you are so different in real life :3
edit: LR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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United States20661 Posts
On September 25 2008 16:46 iG.ClouD wrote:Challenge her mate to a life/death battle so you gain the right to copulate with her once you win. Easy
if i ask to have sex with you will your answer be the same as the answer to this question (Y / N)
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On September 25 2008 16:48 Last Romantic wrote:Show nested quote +On September 25 2008 16:46 iG.ClouD wrote:Challenge her mate to a life/death battle so you gain the right to copulate with her once you win. Easy if i ask to have sex with you will your answer be the same as the answer to this question (Y / N)
I don't really see how my hand could answer a challenge for a life/death battle. Besides this small particular i'd say Y
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On September 25 2008 16:47 Last Romantic wrote:
Why didn't you stay on the Ballroom team?!
it's pretty fun stuff. And let's hang out sometime.
I stayed she didn't
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You better be a quiet shy person, otherwise you got blanked pretty badly. ;D
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United States20661 Posts
On September 25 2008 17:32 evanthebouncy! wrote:Show nested quote +On September 25 2008 16:47 Last Romantic wrote:
Why didn't you stay on the Ballroom team?!
it's pretty fun stuff. And let's hang out sometime. I stayed she didn't
I MEAN WHY AREN'T YOU ON IT NOW
silly !
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1. Complement her eyes. Chics dig that.
2. Try to convince her that her boyfriend is a douche. This must be done subtly. I find it works best when you slip it in during a conversation about douches. Example: So speaking of douches...is it me or is your boyfriend a douche? Just wondering. Wanna hi 5? *hi 5 her regardless of her reaction*. Make sure you don't do this in front of her boyfriend.
3. Pelvic thrusts. Lots of Pelvic thrusts. In her general direction.
4. ???
5. PROFIT.
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Become A+ Zerg on iccup. ezmode for getting the ladeez.
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Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 25 2008 17:57 Trainninja wrote:
2. Try to convince her that her boyfriend is a douche. This must be done subtly. I find it works best when you slip it in during a conversation about douches. Example: So speaking of douches...is it me or is your boyfriend a douche? Just wondering. Wanna hi 5? *hi 5 her regardless of her reaction*. Make sure you don't do this in front of her boyfriend.
don't do this, people who lack social skills and think they're just plain better than every other guy as a means of overcompensation do this ("why is she with HIM when she could be with ME? I'D treat her RIGHT and I'm 100% sure THAT GUY DOESNT" hurrr hrurr stop kidding yourself)
if you are bad with girls, and you think a girl's boyfriend is a douche, there is like a 95% chance you have this problem, and a 5% chance her boyfriend is a douche. especially if you and her are like college classmates or co-workers, not living in the ghetto somewhere
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On September 25 2008 16:30 evanthebouncy! wrote:
but he's some retarded solem lanky white guy(saw them together once in the dining commons) who has no idea what awesome girl he's got pfft.
hi evan i love you but unless this is your idea of a joke, its reality check time 
you don't know that guy, you don't know anything about him. you are automatically assuming he is a piece of shit because you want to have sex with his girl, whether you will admit it to yourself or not. their relationship is none of your business, so keep your nose out of it. anything else is incredibly selfish, and despite how nobly you think you'd treat her, you're only thinking of yourself. that's what a statement like that means 
if you were just kidding or talking shit for the sake of talking shit, just disregard this post. if you've somehow already convinced yourself that what you said is the truth, you are not even ready for the relationship you want to have with this girl. please please heed my advice
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Steve said it.
Evan, it's best to just stay away from girls with boyfriends.
In this case it comes off as immature and selfish. You haven't done anything yet, but I'd advise to look elsewhere. Lead a life of no regrets dude. GL, take care, there's other fish in the sea.
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just wait and see how it goes for now
be friends
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