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Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
September 25 2008 14:13 GMT
#21
Why don't you ask her if she has a boyfriend first?
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
Straylight
Profile Joined March 2008
Canada706 Posts
September 25 2008 14:16 GMT
#22
On September 25 2008 21:50 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 25 2008 17:57 Trainninja wrote:
2. Try to convince her that her boyfriend is a douche. This must be done subtly. I find it works best when you slip it in during a conversation about douches. Example: So speaking of douches...is it me or is your boyfriend a douche? Just wondering. Wanna hi 5? *hi 5 her regardless of her reaction*. Make sure you don't do this in front of her boyfriend.


don't do this, people who lack social skills and think they're just plain better than every other guy as a means of overcompensation do this ("why is she with HIM when she could be with ME? I'D treat her RIGHT and I'm 100% sure THAT GUY DOESNT" hurrr hrurr stop kidding yourself)

if you are bad with girls, and you think a girl's boyfriend is a douche, there is like a 95% chance you have this problem, and a 5% chance her boyfriend is a douche. especially if you and her are like college classmates or co-workers, not living in the ghetto somewhere


Steve is right that was terrible advice. Holy fuck is that terrible advice. She will see right through you and you just look like a tool doing it.

On September 25 2008 16:30 evanthebouncy! wrote:
I tried to ask her "where r u going or w/e? food food?"(real quote) after the meeting but she didn't reply(i don't think she know I was talking to her rofl) and she just walked away xD


T.T
It felt like gravity.
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17730 Posts
September 25 2008 14:43 GMT
#23
i thought this thread would be about girl poo
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
yubee
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States3826 Posts
September 25 2008 15:11 GMT
#24
On September 25 2008 23:43 Ilikestarcraft wrote:
i thought this thread would be about girl poo
me too bro, me too
LemOn
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United Kingdom8629 Posts
September 25 2008 15:41 GMT
#25
What the hell is wrong with your stereotypes guys? I know tons of hot postrgrad math students, jesus.
Much is the father figure that I miss in my life. Go Daddy! DoC.LemOn, LemOn[5thF]
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
September 25 2008 16:28 GMT
#26
The renaming of this thread intrigued me.. but now I see it is just another "oh hey a girl is cute" thread

-_-
D00dles
Profile Joined June 2008
Cambodia217 Posts
September 25 2008 17:08 GMT
#27
I thought this was going to be some epic story about shit but alas it's another one of those "I like this girl, i wanna have sex with her" blogs.
"This. How people cant see it is beyond me... how making a copy of something is stealing is also beyond me. Is it stealing to make a photo copy of a book?" - HuskyTheHusky
OGzan
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States289 Posts
September 25 2008 17:13 GMT
#28
What a major let down, i was expecting so much more with a title of "Wee hmm girl shits" :[
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Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
September 25 2008 17:31 GMT
#29
Can't wait for the stalker charges to be posted.

Seriously though just try to ignore her, don't waste your time with girls you like that have bf's you're just gonna feel miserable.
Straylight
Profile Joined March 2008
Canada706 Posts
September 25 2008 18:15 GMT
#30
On September 26 2008 02:31 Frits wrote:
Seriously though just try to ignore her


Considering that she isn't even aware of his existence that shouldn't be too tough.
It felt like gravity.
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32081 Posts
September 25 2008 18:59 GMT
#31
On September 25 2008 16:30 evanthebouncy! wrote:

I tried to ask her "where r u going or w/e? food food?"(real quote) after the meeting but she didn't reply(i don't think she know I was talking to her rofl) and she just walked away xD


Don't worr bro, I think you're on the right track. Next, she's probably gonna ask you to do her homework for her, so she can have more time to blow her boyfriend!
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Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
September 25 2008 19:01 GMT
#32
haha maybe he was whispering cuz he got really nervous and she didnt hear

chicks love nervous unconfident dudes
aTnClouD
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Italy2428 Posts
September 25 2008 19:06 GMT
#33
On September 26 2008 04:01 Frits wrote:
chicks love nervous unconfident dudes

You live in a weird place I suppose. In Italy if you are like that they will just look down on you and think you are a retard.
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il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
September 25 2008 19:07 GMT
#34
It seems you all are not even aquainted, be friends first.
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
September 25 2008 19:08 GMT
#35
On September 26 2008 04:06 iG.ClouD wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 26 2008 04:01 Frits wrote:
chicks love nervous unconfident dudes

You live in a weird place I suppose. In Italy if you are like that they will just look down on you and think you are a retard.


How could you possibly think I was being serious.

hahahahah

I even made you forget to use a cookie monster damn Im good.
ahole-surprise
Profile Joined August 2007
United States813 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-25 19:09:16
September 25 2008 19:08 GMT
#36
On September 26 2008 04:06 iG.ClouD wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 26 2008 04:01 Frits wrote:
chicks love nervous unconfident dudes

You live in a weird place I suppose. In Italy if you are like that they will just look down on you and think you are a retard.


Are you sure you're not from a different European country, northeast of Italy?

Edit: beaten
Pulp can move, baby!
Xstatic
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States765 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-25 19:12:55
September 25 2008 19:12 GMT
#37
It sounds like you want something more than just sex, haha. Man up, go for her, ask her if she has a bf, be friends with her and close in. Seriously, you have nothing to lose! Who gives a damn if she's single or not?

For sex, just work the moves.
Snow - Protoss the way it was meant to be, one mindgame at a time ^^
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
September 25 2008 19:19 GMT
#38
On September 26 2008 04:12 Xstatic wrote:
It sounds like you want something more than just sex, haha. Man up, go for her, ask her if she has a bf, be friends with her and close in. Seriously, you have nothing to lose! Who gives a damn if she's single or not?

For sex, just work the moves.


Work the moves?

He was talking to her without her realizing it, I'm not sure he's ready you know.

"Yeah bitch I'ma pull out my calculat0r and perform sick math on y0 ass and slap yo titties around while I watch some star trek dat shit is tyte word uppppp nigga 4 lyfe, *grabs inhaler*."

Evan there is only one way to get good at this, start pm'ing kennigit.
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32081 Posts
September 25 2008 19:45 GMT
#39
On September 26 2008 04:19 Frits wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 26 2008 04:12 Xstatic wrote:
It sounds like you want something more than just sex, haha. Man up, go for her, ask her if she has a bf, be friends with her and close in. Seriously, you have nothing to lose! Who gives a damn if she's single or not?

For sex, just work the moves.


Work the moves?

He was talking to her without her realizing it, I'm not sure he's ready you know.

"Yeah bitch I'ma pull out my calculat0r and perform sick math on y0 ass and slap yo titties around while I watch some star trek dat shit is tyte word uppppp nigga 4 lyfe, *grabs inhaler*."

Evan there is only one way to get good at this, start pm'ing kennigit.


hey, remember when in elementary school, you were real cool if y ou knew how to spell boobies on your calculator??
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
ahole-surprise
Profile Joined August 2007
United States813 Posts
September 25 2008 19:49 GMT
#40
I just want to know why you said "Food, food"? Is that how you talk? Because that sounds really weird.
Pulp can move, baby!
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