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... medical problem.
So for the last 2 days I've had this smooth feeling wart/pimple on the left side of my anus. It's about the size of say, a bebe gun pellet. But it seems like it's growing, and it's very sensitive and a pain in the ass. (PUN INTENDED?!?!?!) Now it feels like there might be something growing on the right side too, although I'm not sure. Now I know about genital warts, but I've never had anal sex (or any other kind of sex for that matter) and I've never rubbed my ass against anything except tissue paper and soap. Nor does it look like genital warts (yes I googled genital warts... let me tell you, I regret it).
So TL, what is it? What can I do about it? The way I see it, here's how it works out:
1. Starts going away. Problem solved.
2. Keep growing. See a doctor.
If #2 then --
1. Apply some kind of cream to my anus everyday.
2. Surgery.
If this isn't my best blog ever, I don't know what is.
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Sounds like aids. I'm so sorry.
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Ew~
It might be a benign cyst or something.
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you have a tumor, im sorry cheng. RIP.
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On July 22 2008 11:26 Ozarugold wrote:
Ew~
It might be a benign cyst or something.
i googled it, and I think that's what I have.
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On July 22 2008 11:12 ahrara_ wrote:
(PUN INTENDED?!?!?!) Haha, that made me smile.
Weirdly, you managed to make the topic entertaining. Can't help you for your problem though, although I also noticed an annoying probably-pimple on my ass yesterday. It's so annoying as(s-.-) I can't see it.
Just wait a few days, try popping it, if it persists, think about going to a doctor? Dunno really.
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Most likely just a cyst. Nothing serious to worry about although it can make sitting down really painful. You're suppose to go to the doctor if you want to get it popped but I usually just do it myself when I get one.
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I have a weird ring shaped rash from the center of my chest to the center of my back, and it feels like razor cuts.
Your ass thing wins, though.
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omg I think you might be infected by my IPX virus. You don't by any chance live in madagascar do you? That would really help out my chances of world destruction
O ya.. the ipx is fatal.
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Quick move to madagascar!!
But on a serious note, I wouldn't worry too much. Just visit a doctor. I dont think it's lethal. I've had some stuff grow on my hand, and I freaked out but it wasn't anything bit. Most of these things just disseapear.
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I think its just hemorrhoids. Try to eat some soup [like food that is easily digested] and just use the cream you can buy in any drug mart and the problem should go away.
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I don't think it's a cyst because wikipedia tells me hemorrhoids are supposed to be hard, and this is a soft sort of bubble thing, with a membrane. Sounds more like an anal cyst that got infected.
It's getting more painful tho.
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Go see a doctor, hope it doesnt pop while you wipe your crack
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oh man i stick my finger up there to get it back in, idk wtf it is, if you eat spicy foods or junk foods etc you can get it. ask your mother.
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I second the move to Madagascar. Good luck getting ship tickets though, they'll probably close the port when they hear you're coming.
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