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ahrara_
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Afghanistan1715 Posts
July 22 2008 02:12 GMT
#1
... medical problem.

So for the last 2 days I've had this smooth feeling wart/pimple on the left side of my anus. It's about the size of say, a bebe gun pellet. But it seems like it's growing, and it's very sensitive and a pain in the ass. (PUN INTENDED?!?!?!) Now it feels like there might be something growing on the right side too, although I'm not sure. Now I know about genital warts, but I've never had anal sex (or any other kind of sex for that matter) and I've never rubbed my ass against anything except tissue paper and soap. Nor does it look like genital warts (yes I googled genital warts... let me tell you, I regret it).

So TL, what is it? What can I do about it? The way I see it, here's how it works out:

1. Starts going away. Problem solved.
2. Keep growing. See a doctor.

If #2 then --
1. Apply some kind of cream to my anus everyday.
2. Surgery.

If this isn't my best blog ever, I don't know what is.

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in Afghanistan we have 20% literacy rate
teh.pwnerer
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Canada110 Posts
July 22 2008 02:16 GMT
#2
Sounds like aids. I'm so sorry.
Mass Dark Archons FTW
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
July 22 2008 02:17 GMT
#3
Is it herpes?
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
July 22 2008 02:21 GMT
#4
can you pop it?
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
July 22 2008 02:22 GMT
#5
rofl good luck
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Ozarugold
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
2716 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-22 02:26:26
July 22 2008 02:26 GMT
#6
Ew~

It might be a benign cyst or something.
this is my quote.
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
July 22 2008 02:30 GMT
#7
you have a tumor, im sorry cheng. RIP.
ahrara_
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Afghanistan1715 Posts
July 22 2008 02:31 GMT
#8
On July 22 2008 11:26 Ozarugold wrote:
Ew~

It might be a benign cyst or something.

i googled it, and I think that's what I have.
in Afghanistan we have 20% literacy rate
fgsvsd
Profile Joined June 2007
Switzerland348 Posts
July 22 2008 02:35 GMT
#9
On July 22 2008 11:12 ahrara_ wrote:
(PUN INTENDED?!?!?!)
Haha, that made me smile.

Weirdly, you managed to make the topic entertaining. Can't help you for your problem though, although I also noticed an annoying probably-pimple on my ass yesterday. It's so annoying as(s-.-) I can't see it.

Just wait a few days, try popping it, if it persists, think about going to a doctor? Dunno really.
B1nary
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada1267 Posts
July 22 2008 02:52 GMT
#10
Most likely just a cyst. Nothing serious to worry about although it can make sitting down really painful. You're suppose to go to the doctor if you want to get it popped but I usually just do it myself when I get one.
CrimsonLotus
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Colombia1123 Posts
July 22 2008 03:02 GMT
#11
Hemorrhoids?
444 444 444 444
ScarFace
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States1175 Posts
July 22 2008 03:07 GMT
#12
I have a weird ring shaped rash from the center of my chest to the center of my back, and it feels like razor cuts.

Your ass thing wins, though.
Can you dig it?
knyttym
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States5797 Posts
July 22 2008 03:13 GMT
#13
omg I think you might be infected by my IPX virus. You don't by any chance live in madagascar do you? That would really help out my chances of world destruction
O ya.. the ipx is fatal.
Smorrie
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands2925 Posts
July 22 2008 03:21 GMT
#14
wut CrimsonLotus said.
It has a strong technique, but it lacks oo.
imthemaster
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States115 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-22 03:34:01
July 22 2008 03:30 GMT
#15
Quick move to madagascar!!
But on a serious note, I wouldn't worry too much. Just visit a doctor. I dont think it's lethal. I've had some stuff grow on my hand, and I freaked out but it wasn't anything bit. Most of these things just disseapear.
Yaqoob
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
Canada3346 Posts
July 22 2008 03:34 GMT
#16
I think its just hemorrhoids. Try to eat some soup [like food that is easily digested] and just use the cream you can buy in any drug mart and the problem should go away.
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ahrara_
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Afghanistan1715 Posts
July 22 2008 03:52 GMT
#17
I don't think it's a cyst because wikipedia tells me hemorrhoids are supposed to be hard, and this is a soft sort of bubble thing, with a membrane. Sounds more like an anal cyst that got infected.

It's getting more painful tho.
in Afghanistan we have 20% literacy rate
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
July 22 2008 03:57 GMT
#18
Go see a doctor, hope it doesnt pop while you wipe your crack
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
July 22 2008 04:18 GMT
#19
oh man i stick my finger up there to get it back in, idk wtf it is, if you eat spicy foods or junk foods etc you can get it. ask your mother.
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
July 22 2008 04:19 GMT
#20
I second the move to Madagascar. Good luck getting ship tickets though, they'll probably close the port when they hear you're coming.
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
Elite00fm
Profile Joined January 2008
United States548 Posts
July 22 2008 04:29 GMT
#21
On July 22 2008 13:19 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote:
I second the move to Madagascar. Good luck getting ship tickets though, they'll probably close the port when they hear you're coming.


seriously, they were closed for a good 8 hours the other day because they heard a rumor about someone possibly sneezing in Russia
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
July 22 2008 04:31 GMT
#22
Its dick cheney
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
Fear_Chaos
Profile Joined December 2004
United States101 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-22 05:25:33
July 22 2008 05:12 GMT
#23
If it's painless, then that could be one of the first signs of syphilis. If it is, then the "wart"/sore will eventually go away by itself, but then the syphilis will spread throughout your body, which is not a good thing. You should see a doctor to find out what it is.

Edit: Just saw that you said it wasn't painless. I'd see a doctor anyway, though.
JohnColtrane
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Australia4813 Posts
July 22 2008 05:49 GMT
#24
there was a kid at my school that had a 5cm cyst in his ass and got it removed, but i think he left it really late (like a year) and now he has to sit on a pillow all the time

is it on the actual cheek or closer to the hole?
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