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LOL! I have nobody to talk to atm so I figured to make a blog post. I'm currently renting a room in Canada in an old house where I've stayed for almost 3 months now. All was cool and shit, although it's really fkn hot!
Anyways, I'm just chillin here on my laptop and trying to read some shit, while I'm waiting for my watermelon to absorb the wodka that I'm feeding it... and suddenly I see a fkn mouse running through the little opening under my door underneath a small closet.. so I'm WTF WAS THAT O_O
I guess it could be a small rat too since it was dark, but I didn't get a good look @ it. So right now I'm wondering what I should do. I have to go sleep in a bit, and don't want the mouse to munch on my penix while I'm sleeping. I also don't want it to walk over my bare feet if I try to scare it off out of the room. I also don't want it to return when I'm off to work tomorrow and have it destroy my shit in the room here.
911 TL, what do I do? lolz
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Quick! Post about it on the internet!
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Step 1: Post about it on the internet
Step 2: Wait for a response
Step 3: ?????
Step 4: Profit!
You're on step 3 now.
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befriend him, you could use a new friend. We can call him pinky, quick grab some cheese
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Holy shit.. you're really from 1997 aren't ya?
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Mouse trap? 
I doubt it will do any munching on your penis thou, this might be the first time you've seen it, but its most likely been around for a while. If it hasn't munch on your penis I doubt it will do so, just make sure your sheets don't touch the floor so it won't be able to climb up to your bed.
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On July 18 2008 12:30 BuGzlToOnl wrote:Mouse trap? I doubt it will do any munching on your penis thou, this might be the first time you've seen it, but its most likely been around for a while. If it hasn't munch on your penis I doubt it will do so, just make sure your sheets don't touch the floor so it won't be able to climb up to your bed.
wtf man disgusting.
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U wuss just open the closet and kill it.
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it's underneath the closet.. i wanna pwn it but it's too fast.. he's like 380 apm vs my 190
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mice are annoying and gross, but completely harmless. you can be a man and kill it with your bare hands or be a wuss and set up some mouse traps.
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mice r ezpk i had a mouse in my room and just sniper head shot it with bbgun, no more mousey.
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Osaka27154 Posts
Unless it is eating your shit, leave it alone and it will protect you from evil Canadian spirits.
To prevent it from eating your shit, lay out a tray of delicacies each day for it to sample.
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i wanna catch it but im failing
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United States24740 Posts
I've heard stories of people in the military sleeping in barracks which were known to have mice. The guys were so tired when they went to bed that they didn't really care... and mice would be known to run along the feet of the covers from bed to bed and the guys ignored it. It shouldn't be dangerous. If you are someone who can't stand this kind of thing (which it doesn't sound like) you can check in somewhere tonight and take some action tomorrow when you can go shopping for proper equipment (or hire someone?).
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Spenguin
Australia3316 Posts
Just leave it, as long as you keep all your food away from it it won't do shit and probably find food elsewhere, mice are fine little dinners as well, or you could buy a cat.
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iunno where it is anymore.. it's superfast.. i cant catch it myself.. im gonna see if any variety store thats still open has some traps 
bbl
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i would recomend setting up some mouse traps. what happens when you "just leave it"?... you get 1000000000 mice living in your home within a matter weeks
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i just enabled some mousetraps ^_^ went all the way to the 24 hour shop to get some... i wonder how many there are in the house.. luckily i'm only here for 2 more weeks so i don' t have to deal with it.
I wish I could just catch the one in my room though, but he's too fast and hides under all the shit. If i wake up and see i killed a lil fella i'll probably feel bad ^^
i'll take pics if i caught one
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On July 18 2008 13:37 zer0das wrote:
Don't give it a cookie.
LAWLZ
Poor mouse. I guess it would be no good if it pooped on all your stuff though, so I guess after you take care of this one just don't let anymore in so you don't have to keep killing them.
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hmm.. i'll probably have to call the landlady and tell her there's mice in the house..
stupid thing is, I had my door closed but it just ran underneath the small opening XD
anyways, im out.. nite all ^_^ thx for the laughs and moral support, i'll keep you guys posted
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On July 18 2008 13:37 zer0das wrote:
Don't give it a cookie.
o snap!
So here's the plan.. Leave a tray of cookies, a glass of milk, a piece of paper, pencil, and a little place for him to sleep. He will eventually fall asleep and you can kill/capture him then.
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On July 18 2008 12:49 Manifesto7 wrote:
Unless it is eating your shit, leave it alone and it will protect you from evil Canadian spirits.
To prevent it from eating your shit, lay out a tray of delicacies each day for it to sample.
Sounds like your dealing with one of my relatives rofl
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didn't catch anything  but can't find em anywhere either...
the end?
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used to love playing that game
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thedeadhaji
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call pest control tomorrow.
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There has been a mouse in this household once, which was about half a year ago. My brother was walking on crutches at that time so when it was in a corner somewhere in the house I just use a crutch to crush it against the wall. Felt kinda bad though mouses are kinda cute but whatever my mom was flipping out.
So in conclusion, just kill it with a long stick cuz you're not gonna catch it with your hands, believe me I tried.
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I wanted to throw like a bowl on top of it or something but he was way too fast.. he could've saved his own life by getting captured. Now he'll probably end up gettin' his neck snapped. I wouldn't want to kill it with a long stick though.. that probably ends up having his guts all over the place + a lot of stankz..
I told the land lady there's mice in the house but she doesn't really know what to do lol !
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Hahaha, Mani's thread was one of my favorites ever on here.
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