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exalted
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States3612 Posts
June 13 2007 04:51 GMT
#1
there is a big spider under my dorm desk i don't know where the FUCK it is, holy mother fucking hsit help me please tips on how i can kill it or mother anything
too easy
sith
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2474 Posts
June 13 2007 04:53 GMT
#2
hit it with your dick
kimseongchan
Profile Joined September 2004
Korea (South)733 Posts
June 13 2007 04:54 GMT
#3
On June 13 2007 13:53 sith wrote:
hit it with your dick
life goes on..
ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
June 13 2007 04:54 GMT
#4
ahahahahahahahah.

Why don't you micro it to death with your harvard notebook?
polarwolf
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
924 Posts
June 13 2007 04:56 GMT
#5
what kind of pussy are you? kill it
bustaBust
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Canada469 Posts
June 13 2007 04:56 GMT
#6
if theres nothing flamable around take a aerosol can and a lighter and firebat that shit. or bb gun sniper practice.
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
June 13 2007 04:57 GMT
#7
Their was a 4.5 inch spider in my basement about a week ago, I thought it was a tarantula it kinda of had hairs but I wasn't sure if was dust or hairs. I put it in a cup and fed it crickets it died about 2 days later.
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
exalted
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States3612 Posts
June 13 2007 04:58 GMT
#8
FUCK U PPL I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THE FUC IT IS ITS 4;58 AM HERE IM LOOKING DOWN UNDER MYD ESK BUT ID ONT' SEE SHIT I'M SO FUCKING SCARED MOTHER FUCKING
too easy
CoralReefer
Profile Joined June 2004
Canada2069 Posts
June 13 2007 04:58 GMT
#9
Electronic Bug Zapper Racket
[image loading]

And this hot potato has vanished into thin air.
CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-06-13 05:00:44
June 13 2007 05:00 GMT
#10
what are you, a fucking woman.
christ
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
June 13 2007 05:00 GMT
#11
exalted, move the desk back and search it out. Seriously, just grab something like a notebook and get it over with one swift blow. If it's that big, it should be an easy target. Just don't hit it too hard and splash spider guts n goo all over . A light tap will do.
Romance_us
Profile Joined March 2006
Seychelles1806 Posts
June 13 2007 05:01 GMT
#12
This is the best thread in.. well.. EVER!


Dude JUST FUCKING KILL IT if you're afraid of a spider I can't even imagine what it would be like if you were to like play boxer live or something -_-
Notes and feelings, numbers and reason. The ultimate equilibrium.
mistapooh
Profile Joined March 2007
United States376 Posts
June 13 2007 05:02 GMT
#13
It could have already laid its eggs in your brain while you slept : (.
Radical
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States481 Posts
June 13 2007 05:02 GMT
#14
Let it crawl into your vagina and impregnate you.
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5225 Posts
June 13 2007 05:04 GMT
#15
the spider is just being bm and wont gg out. Just leave the room.
CubEdIn
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Romania5359 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-06-13 05:05:30
June 13 2007 05:04 GMT
#16
It's on the desk's leg. The one on the right. Next to your foot.











...now it's on the bottom of your desk. Wtf. DO SOMETHING.
Im not a n00b, I just play like one.
mel_ee
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
2448 Posts
June 13 2007 05:04 GMT
#17
hahhaha man i love this. btw get another spider and trap it in a bottle, then watch them fight~!!
Behold the bold soldier, control the globe slowly proceeds to blow swingin swords like Shinobi
Koldblooded
Profile Joined July 2006
United States661 Posts
June 13 2007 05:06 GMT
#18
On June 13 2007 14:01 Romance_us wrote:
This is the best thread in.. well.. EVER!


Dude JUST FUCKING KILL IT if you're afraid of a spider I can't even imagine what it would be like if you were to like play boxer live or something -_-



lol, I think hes scared because he can't find it, and if he goes to sleep it will kill him.
By.Flash fighting
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20008 Posts
June 13 2007 05:11 GMT
#19
I hear most large spiders lay eggs in new surroundings every 24-48 hours, so when you find it make sure there arent any egg sacs lying around.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
ToT)OjKa(
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Korea (South)2437 Posts
June 13 2007 05:12 GMT
#20
i once dropped a textbook on this spider in my room

picked up the textbook and WTF it's alive and charges at me



needless to say i was hospitalised for a week
OjKa OjKa OjKa!
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