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decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20154 Posts
March 05 2008 23:50 GMT
#1
So today me and some friends went to home depot, and as we were getting in the car to leave, a couple of guys in their 20's drive up in an SUV and the conversation goes something like this:
"Hey! HEY YOU!"-them
"What?"-us
"You guys want a free home theatre system? We just got it free from work and we dont want it. Got a nice TV for it?" - them
"No, no thanks" - us
"Come on, it's worth $3000 and you can have it free" - them
"Really, no thanks" - us
"It's not like we stole it or anything" - them
"Bye." - us

Alright so that was pretty fucking shady. So we head to McDonald's accross the street. I borrow a dollar and the conversation with cashier goes something like this:
"I'll have a double cheeseburger no pickles"
"You want two?"
"No thanks"
"No, i mean i can get you another one"
"Oh alright"
*gives me free medium drink cup and receipt*
*i put receipt on tray*
Him- "Yo put that in yo pocket, store manager right there"

He proceeds to give my friend the same deal, and then gives my other friend half off his order of 4 mcchickens and a snack wrap + free drink

I think god really wanted us to take the system but we didnt so he gave us the mcdonalds as a consolation prize.

*
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
March 05 2008 23:51 GMT
#2
Pics or it didn't happen.
Falcynn
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3597 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-03-05 23:53:31
March 05 2008 23:53 GMT
#3
On March 06 2008 08:50 decafchicken wrote:
I think god really wanted us to take the system but we didnt so he gave us the mcdonalds as a consolation prize.

Sounds like it, I think you just ripped yourself off. I mean c'mon he SAID it wasn't stolen...what more do you want?
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
March 05 2008 23:53 GMT
#4
Maybe you should take HER to mcdonalds and be like "im so baller i got these sweet hookups". Also you clearly should have got into that van with those guys wtf! FREE THEATRE DUH.
Titusmaster6
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5937 Posts
March 05 2008 23:56 GMT
#5
Ya free dick(s) in your butt as well.
Shorts down shorts up, BOOM, just like that.
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
March 06 2008 00:02 GMT
#6
All you had to do was climb in their van for the system.
comabreaded
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
United States2166 Posts
March 06 2008 00:08 GMT
#7
sounds like a great day to me
I put the fu in fun
Proposal
Profile Joined December 2007
United States1310 Posts
March 06 2008 00:12 GMT
#8
wtf? u passed out on free theatre system!
rpf
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States2705 Posts
March 06 2008 00:15 GMT
#9
getinthevanihaveafreehometheatersystem
"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." - Sigmund Freud
pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5098 Posts
March 06 2008 00:33 GMT
#10
hm i duno i wouldn't take it either it's way too bullshit
Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
primus inter pare
Profile Joined March 2008
United States12 Posts
March 06 2008 01:07 GMT
#11
you should have taken the stereo system
dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
March 06 2008 01:11 GMT
#12
--- Nuked ---
Elric
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1327 Posts
March 06 2008 01:38 GMT
#13
Lol at the replies in this thread. Somehow decaf's slightly 'shady' day turned into a lucky escape from anal gang rape.
ulszz
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Jamaica1787 Posts
March 06 2008 01:59 GMT
#14
lol the same thing has happened to me, but minus the mcdicks part. I was outside Lowe's with some friends about a month or so ago and these guys pull up in a white van. Basically same thing, but they were selling speakers and had a fake magazine and shit. Afterwards I looked up the speakers they were selling and they had the price nearly doubled.
everliving, everfaithful, eversure
LeafHouse
Profile Joined June 2007
United States185 Posts
March 06 2008 03:49 GMT
#15
loll dude, next time just get into the van and tell us what happens.

maybe mcdonalds was a "alright! you didn't get raped prize!" Who wouldn't want some mcdonalds after such a close call...

I know I would!
EtherealDeath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States8366 Posts
March 06 2008 04:16 GMT
#16
i hate you and your luck :-(
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