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letsbefree
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada123 Posts
February 10 2008 06:54 GMT
#1
From my own personal experiences, here are some things to watch out for when you are around a girl(of course you're a guy):
(1) If you have certain affections for the girl, don't ever EVER swear or talk bad about someone else around her.

(2) If the girl talks to you willingly, make eye contact and smile. Don't turn away or look at the ground, show the girl that you are confident and worthwhile.

(3) Don't be a nagging bastard and bother her all the time. Occasionally say hi, but don't ever hang around her too much cuz sooner or later she'll get annoyed at you!

(4) Of course, have mints or gum just in case!

(5) Make sure you smell good. Don't go to school or something smelling like crap and dirty laundry. Beware of over-use of AXE!

(6) Make sure your hair is tidy: not oily, not messed-up, not over-use of gel, not too emo either.

(7) Be nice and friendly. Not just to her, but to her friends as well. Be considerate, and be willing to talk to her and comfort her when the occasion arises.

(8) Don't be a whore and flirt with like...10 other girls. Act innocent, even if you have urges to not do so.

(9) PLZ PLZ PLZ have some sort of talent!! (not trying to be harsh) Girls often find guys attractive if they are good at something (except good at schoolwork cuz that's boring!)

(10) PLZ no dry-skin. Have facial cleanliness, and take shower EVERYDAY! =)

(11) Occasionally give her a gift of surprise. Do something special on certain occasions, such as her birthday or heck...christmas or whenever.

(12) Don't be self-obsessive and talk only about yourself. Be willing to listen. Occasionally pop in something like.. " i miss you" or something (even if it's not true). But over-use of the same phrase will make it less meaningful.

-->> This is all! =) feel free to add moreee

*
hehe...
OneOther
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States10774 Posts
February 10 2008 07:03 GMT
#2
wow automatic sex tomorrow night

8 out of 5 rating.
Krohm
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1857 Posts
February 10 2008 07:04 GMT
#3
What are you 16?
Not bad for a cat toy.
Tadzio
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
3340 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-02-10 07:28:45
February 10 2008 07:28 GMT
#4
(13) Ignore all of the above, be yourself & patient and when you find a chick that digs you, you won't have to fake later.
TheFoReveRwaR
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States10657 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-02-10 07:34:39
February 10 2008 07:30 GMT
#5
Ok let me sum this up into one sentence: Have basic manners, conversation skills, and hygiene. Wow deep. If you think this is all it takes to get a girl you have a lot to learn. This is what it takes to START talking to girls.

Second of all "please have some sort of talent"? LOL. If you have talent for something then thats great but it's not required. Of course it helps but some people just aren't that talented. And youre probably really young, but mature girls/actual women find talent for school work/book smarts to be attractive. It suggest stability, which for a real woman, is incredibly sexy.

Tadzio's advice is much better. Even if you convince a girl to like you by pretending to be something youre not, youre fucked in the long run. The relationship is already screwed because its based on superficiality and you will never really connect with her.
Being healthy, it has been said, really consists of having the same disease as everybody else.
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9110 Posts
February 10 2008 07:44 GMT
#6
On February 10 2008 16:04 Krohm wrote:
What are you 16?


I'm 16 and I take offense to your comment on comparing him to me. More like 13.
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32157 Posts
February 10 2008 08:09 GMT
#7
i think i got aids tonight
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
alphafuzard
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States1610 Posts
February 10 2008 08:19 GMT
#8
On February 10 2008 16:44 Jonoman92 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 10 2008 16:04 Krohm wrote:
What are you 16?


I'm 16 and I take offense to your comment on comparing him to me. More like 13.

I'm 13 and I take offense to your comment on comparing him to me. More like 10.
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JK :D
more weight
GTR
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
51693 Posts
February 10 2008 09:22 GMT
#9
On February 10 2008 16:44 Jonoman92 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 10 2008 16:04 Krohm wrote:
What are you 16?


I'm 16 and I take offense to your comment on comparing him to me. More like 13.


*waits for Pressure to pop up*
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Texas
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Germany2388 Posts
February 10 2008 10:13 GMT
#10
On February 10 2008 16:04 Krohm wrote:
What are you 16?

Thought the same.
pretty silly and childish hints ;p
Krohm
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1857 Posts
February 10 2008 11:48 GMT
#11
I said that because "young" girls don't understand the way the real world works. They all develop this false image of the perfect guy, when in fact there is no perfect guy.

My girlfriend was pretty much like this when we first started dating. She quickly realized, that shit doesn't work that way. It's not all "dreams come true" and "fun times". Relationships have major ups and downs.

The only things that are actually viable in this entire blog are...

(2) If the girl talks to you willingly, make eye contact and smile. Don't turn away or look at the ground, show the girl that you are confident and worthwhile.

(7) Be nice and friendly. Not just to her, but to her friends as well. Be considerate, and be willing to talk to her and comfort her when the occasion arises.


Those are actual good tips, but it's also common sense. No one likes a guy who bumbles and seems distant. Also if a chicks friends like you, it totally scores you major brownie points with the chick you're after. HOWEVER* this can totally back fire, one of there friends might up end liking you. Which just causes problems down the road. Sometimes...


The rest is either straight forward, or just down right stupid. Example; The talent one.

Either way, women always go for the "pretending to be nice, guy", who actually turns out to be a controlling asshole. Women are Epic Fail sometimes.
Not bad for a cat toy.
Texas
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Germany2388 Posts
February 10 2008 12:12 GMT
#12
summary: some manner and common sense helps
RavenWrath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Germany174 Posts
February 10 2008 14:01 GMT
#13
...
101) Save the whales
102) Dont play computergames
103) Donf visit sides like "Teamliquid.net"
104) When you pick her up make sure you be riding a white horse and wear your crown.
105) Your hobbies definitely should be: Rescuing puppies and babies from burning houses,
developing medicine against aids and global warming and demonstrate for the rights of women.
106) You should either work as a model and/or have a job you'd have to kill her if you tell her what job exactly it is.
107) You have to turn gay during the whole time she doesn't want to have sex
108) You have to let her decorate the interiors of your castle (what you dont have a castle?! too
bad!)

...

what I want to say is what Krohm said...
-42-
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
February 10 2008 15:02 GMT
#14
On February 10 2008 16:04 Krohm wrote:
What are you 16?

Peace~
JensOfSweden
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Cameroon1767 Posts
February 10 2008 15:04 GMT
#15
On February 10 2008 16:04 Krohm wrote:
What are you 16?

<3 Nada [On and off TL.net since 2002
DwmC_Foefen
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Belgium2186 Posts
February 10 2008 15:37 GMT
#16
When you fuck her, fuck her good
Titusmaster6
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5937 Posts
February 10 2008 16:29 GMT
#17
On February 11 2008 00:37 DwmC_Foefen wrote:
When you fuck her, fuck her good


Win. Really good blog btw, I learned a lot 5/5.
Shorts down shorts up, BOOM, just like that.
letsbefree
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada123 Posts
February 10 2008 20:46 GMT
#18
wow well next time remind me before i post something ever again..i don't want to be rude or anything but teamliquid is filled with ignorant and rude bastards. If you don't like my blogs, then keep your disrespectful comments to yourself. And yeah, i am indeed 16, and i may be childish, but that's the process of growing up. So you ppl who disses and shit around should stfu.
hehe...
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
February 10 2008 20:53 GMT
#19
Negative feedback is a hint that you should reconsider what you are posting from someone else's point of view, and perhaps put some effort into making your posts have a higher quality and perhaps... better advice. It's not people being disrespectful, necessarily - and why would they keep it to themselves if you are posting it in a public website? It's their freedom to express their opinion.
Peace~
bioboyAT
Profile Joined July 2004
Austria1765 Posts
February 10 2008 21:49 GMT
#20
nothing more to add
Milchmann | DeadVessel: Milchmann pwns. I fail.
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