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From my own personal experiences, here are some things to watch out for when you are around a girl(of course you're a guy):
(1) If you have certain affections for the girl, don't ever EVER swear or talk bad about someone else around her.
(2) If the girl talks to you willingly, make eye contact and smile. Don't turn away or look at the ground, show the girl that you are confident and worthwhile.
(3) Don't be a nagging bastard and bother her all the time. Occasionally say hi, but don't ever hang around her too much cuz sooner or later she'll get annoyed at you!
(4) Of course, have mints or gum just in case!
(5) Make sure you smell good. Don't go to school or something smelling like crap and dirty laundry. Beware of over-use of AXE!
(6) Make sure your hair is tidy: not oily, not messed-up, not over-use of gel, not too emo either.
(7) Be nice and friendly. Not just to her, but to her friends as well. Be considerate, and be willing to talk to her and comfort her when the occasion arises.
(8) Don't be a whore and flirt with like...10 other girls. Act innocent, even if you have urges to not do so.
(9) PLZ PLZ PLZ have some sort of talent!! (not trying to be harsh) Girls often find guys attractive if they are good at something (except good at schoolwork cuz that's boring!)
(10) PLZ no dry-skin. Have facial cleanliness, and take shower EVERYDAY! =)
(11) Occasionally give her a gift of surprise. Do something special on certain occasions, such as her birthday or heck...christmas or whenever.
(12) Don't be self-obsessive and talk only about yourself. Be willing to listen. Occasionally pop in something like.. " i miss you" or something (even if it's not true). But over-use of the same phrase will make it less meaningful.
-->> This is all! =) feel free to add moreee
  
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United States10774 Posts
wow automatic sex tomorrow night
8 out of 5 rating.
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(13) Ignore all of the above, be yourself & patient and when you find a chick that digs you, you won't have to fake later.
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Ok let me sum this up into one sentence: Have basic manners, conversation skills, and hygiene. Wow deep. If you think this is all it takes to get a girl you have a lot to learn. This is what it takes to START talking to girls.
Second of all "please have some sort of talent"? LOL. If you have talent for something then thats great but it's not required. Of course it helps but some people just aren't that talented. And youre probably really young, but mature girls/actual women find talent for school work/book smarts to be attractive. It suggest stability, which for a real woman, is incredibly sexy.
Tadzio's advice is much better. Even if you convince a girl to like you by pretending to be something youre not, youre fucked in the long run. The relationship is already screwed because its based on superficiality and you will never really connect with her.
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On February 10 2008 16:04 Krohm wrote:
What are you 16?
I'm 16 and I take offense to your comment on comparing him to me. More like 13.
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i think i got aids tonight
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On February 10 2008 16:44 Jonoman92 wrote:I'm 16 and I take offense to your comment on comparing him to me. More like 13.
I'm 13 and I take offense to your comment on comparing him to me. More like 10.
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JK :D
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On February 10 2008 16:44 Jonoman92 wrote:I'm 16 and I take offense to your comment on comparing him to me. More like 13.
*waits for Pressure to pop up*
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On February 10 2008 16:04 Krohm wrote:
What are you 16?
Thought the same.
pretty silly and childish hints ;p
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I said that because "young" girls don't understand the way the real world works. They all develop this false image of the perfect guy, when in fact there is no perfect guy.
My girlfriend was pretty much like this when we first started dating. She quickly realized, that shit doesn't work that way. It's not all "dreams come true" and "fun times". Relationships have major ups and downs.
The only things that are actually viable in this entire blog are...
(2) If the girl talks to you willingly, make eye contact and smile. Don't turn away or look at the ground, show the girl that you are confident and worthwhile.
(7) Be nice and friendly. Not just to her, but to her friends as well. Be considerate, and be willing to talk to her and comfort her when the occasion arises.
Those are actual good tips, but it's also common sense. No one likes a guy who bumbles and seems distant. Also if a chicks friends like you, it totally scores you major brownie points with the chick you're after. HOWEVER* this can totally back fire, one of there friends might up end liking you. Which just causes problems down the road. Sometimes...
The rest is either straight forward, or just down right stupid. Example; The talent one.
Either way, women always go for the "pretending to be nice, guy", who actually turns out to be a controlling asshole. Women are Epic Fail sometimes.
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summary: some manner and common sense helps
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101) Save the whales
102) Dont play computergames
103) Donf visit sides like "Teamliquid.net"
104) When you pick her up make sure you be riding a white horse and wear your crown.
105) Your hobbies definitely should be: Rescuing puppies and babies from burning houses,
developing medicine against aids and global warming and demonstrate for the rights of women.
106) You should either work as a model and/or have a job you'd have to kill her if you tell her what job exactly it is.
107) You have to turn gay during the whole time she doesn't want to have sex
108) You have to let her decorate the interiors of your castle (what you dont have a castle?! too
bad!)
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what I want to say is what Krohm said...
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On February 10 2008 16:04 Krohm wrote:
What are you 16?
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On February 10 2008 16:04 Krohm wrote:
What are you 16?
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When you fuck her, fuck her good
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On February 11 2008 00:37 DwmC_Foefen wrote:
When you fuck her, fuck her good
Win. Really good blog btw, I learned a lot 5/5.
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wow well next time remind me before i post something ever again..i don't want to be rude or anything but teamliquid is filled with ignorant and rude bastards. If you don't like my blogs, then keep your disrespectful comments to yourself. And yeah, i am indeed 16, and i may be childish, but that's the process of growing up. So you ppl who disses and shit around should stfu.
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Negative feedback is a hint that you should reconsider what you are posting from someone else's point of view, and perhaps put some effort into making your posts have a higher quality and perhaps... better advice. It's not people being disrespectful, necessarily - and why would they keep it to themselves if you are posting it in a public website? It's their freedom to express their opinion.
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On February 11 2008 05:53 fanatacist wrote:
Negative feedback is a hint that you should reconsider what you are posting from someone else's point of view, and perhaps put some effort into making your posts have a higher quality and perhaps... better advice. It's not people being disrespectful, necessarily - and why would they keep it to themselves if you are posting it in a public website? It's their freedom to express their opinion.
What he said
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On February 11 2008 05:46 letsbefree wrote:
wow well next time remind me before i post something ever again..i don't want to be rude or anything but teamliquid is filled with ignorant and rude bastards. If you don't like my blogs, then keep your disrespectful comments to yourself. And yeah, i am indeed 16, and i may be childish, but that's the process of growing up. So you ppl who disses and shit around should stfu.
hahahaha
you're absolutely right. tl.net is full of pricks.
but to be fair, you made it REALLY hard this time round.
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On February 11 2008 05:46 letsbefree wrote:
wow well next time remind me before i post something ever again..i don't want to be rude or anything but teamliquid is filled with ignorant and rude bastards. If you don't like my blogs, then keep your disrespectful comments to yourself. And yeah, i am indeed 16, and i may be childish, but that's the process of growing up. So you ppl who disses and shit around should stfu.
relax it dude, seems like you're learning things.
people here didn expect you to actually be 16 lol ^ ^. This IS a SC website after all, a 10 yr old game, you shouldnt be here, these guys are not friendly ^^.
i was originally gonna agree that these advice arent groundbreaking, but i realized that you realized something, and it probly feels good.
keep exploring the world 
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Missing point (probably the killer for me):
(0) Find a girl.
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On February 11 2008 08:44 BottleAbuser wrote:
Missing point (probably the killer for me):
(0) Find a girl.
(-2) Don't be ugly.
(-1) Don't be anti-social.
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On February 10 2008 18:22 GTR-2-Go wrote:Show nested quote +On February 10 2008 16:44 Jonoman92 wrote:On February 10 2008 16:04 Krohm wrote:
What are you 16? I'm 16 and I take offense to your comment on comparing him to me. More like 13. *waits for Pressure to pop up*
im 14 dick and your 15 ( gee your so mature)
you act younger than me all the time anyway
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hahahaha are you 16 posts...
dude we're not arrogant pricks, you take things way too seriously. Its like telling nada basic tips for terran what you're doing . Also look at fantacist post.
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Wait wait, you wrote this blog GIVING advice to people about girls, and then you ASK for advice in a blog that shows your utter lack of knowledge on the subject? Can I get an L O L?!
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On February 11 2008 09:50 Pressure wrote:Show nested quote +On February 10 2008 18:22 GTR-2-Go wrote:On February 10 2008 16:44 Jonoman92 wrote:On February 10 2008 16:04 Krohm wrote:
What are you 16? I'm 16 and I take offense to your comment on comparing him to me. More like 13. *waits for Pressure to pop up* im 14 dick and your 15 ( gee your so mature) you act younger than me all the time anyway
I think I have to side with GTR on this one.
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looooooooooooooooooooooooooool
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On February 10 2008 16:03 OneOther wrote:
wow automatic sex tomorrow night
8 out of 5 rating.
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Rofl at this topic. Full of wins.
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On February 11 2008 09:13 fanatacist wrote:Show nested quote +On February 11 2008 08:44 BottleAbuser wrote:
Missing point (probably the killer for me):
(0) Find a girl. (-2) Don't be ugly. (-1) Don't be anti-social.
Anti-social behaviour like punching people in the face might work wonders though
keke
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On February 10 2008 16:04 Krohm wrote:
What are you 16?
On February 11 2008 05:46 letsbefree wrote:
And yeah, i am indeed 16..
Serious lolz.
This advice is the equivalent of "Don't kick her in the shins."
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As was mentioned, since the OP is 16 years old he's probably just figuring some of this stuff out for the first time. Coming to these conclusions on your own and believing his peers are not yet aware of this probably makes him feel like he made a pretty big discovery and as such feels the need to share the wealth.
What he missed was that we generally aren't his peers. Many of us are considerably older (23 here myself) and most of his tips are basic common sense to us and has been for years. Anyone that has been through college/uni and didn't live under a rock knows these things. Some of us learned this stuff even earlier.
Cut the kid some slack, the guy probably feels like he just discovered fire and wanted to share, not realizing we've had it for ages.
All that said, I've got a question for the OP. Do you have a girlfriend? If not, I wouldn't go around trying to teach until you have.
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On February 10 2008 20:48 Krohm wrote:
Either way, women always go for the "pretending to be nice, guy", who actually turns out to be a controlling asshole. Women are Epic Fail sometimes.
wow, in my school its TOTALLY the other way around. The nice guy is a dork and the stupid guy that says stupid jokes and laughs at stupid remarks and behaves like a stupid little preschooler is the "sexy" one and the one they prefer. I'm a nice guy.
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On February 13 2008 08:47 thoraxe wrote:Show nested quote +On February 10 2008 20:48 Krohm wrote:
Either way, women always go for the "pretending to be nice, guy", who actually turns out to be a controlling asshole. Women are Epic Fail sometimes. wow, in my school its TOTALLY the other way around. The nice guy is a dork and the stupid guy that says stupid jokes and laughs at stupid remarks and behaves like a stupid little preschooler is the "sexy" one and the one they prefer. I'm a nice guy.
That's how school is, yes. When I was in Junior high, and Senior high. I noticed that, that's how things worked. Girls always just love that complete dipshit. Once you get past high school, or very late in high school. Things change though. Some chicks still fall for that whole "bad guy" act though.
I've seen a great many women get "sucked in" by my friends who were all pretty big players back in the day. They just act like the perfect guy, then all of a sudden there not once they either A) Fuck the chick, or B) Start dating them.
Then I get these women whining to me about it, because I'm always the fucking middle man. It's annoying. Thank god all that drama shit finally quit. All my friends finally settled down.
I'm surprised this weak blog is still going haha. I think we scared the creator away.
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On February 11 2008 07:57 niteReloaded wrote:
these guys are not friendly ^^.
Whaaaaaaaaaat
I'm lovable! Hug me!
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On February 11 2008 10:40 fanatacist wrote:Show nested quote +On February 11 2008 09:50 Pressure wrote:On February 10 2008 18:22 GTR-2-Go wrote:On February 10 2008 16:44 Jonoman92 wrote:On February 10 2008 16:04 Krohm wrote:
What are you 16? I'm 16 and I take offense to your comment on comparing him to me. More like 13. *waits for Pressure to pop up* im 14 dick and your 15 ( gee your so mature) you act younger than me all the time anyway I think I have to side with GTR on this one.
High fives all around, eh?
Best blog I've been to in a WHILE :D
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On February 11 2008 09:50 Pressure wrote:Show nested quote +On February 10 2008 18:22 GTR-2-Go wrote:On February 10 2008 16:44 Jonoman92 wrote:On February 10 2008 16:04 Krohm wrote:
What are you 16? I'm 16 and I take offense to your comment on comparing him to me. More like 13. *waits for Pressure to pop up* im 14 dick and your 15 ( gee your so mature) you act younger than me all the time anyway
You're 14 with 6k posts? Did you find TL when you were like, watchin' barney or maybe teletubbies?
edit: more like 6.5k
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On February 13 2008 13:30 Equinox_kr wrote:Show nested quote +On February 11 2008 07:57 niteReloaded wrote:
these guys are not friendly ^^. Whaaaaaaaaaat I'm lovable! Hug me!
i will not hug you because you are not huggable
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seriously, its kinda weird to think that 85% of the most active posters now all joined at least a year later then meT_T
On a different note....I may have fucked up my chances with an awesome girl that was really into me.
I've been living the past 4 years of my life not wanting to be "tied down" so I haven't had an actual girlfriend since my first....and now I might actually be ready for a relationship but of course I didn't realize that until after I totally ignored and blew off this girl because i'm retarded;p
It's the eyes and the smile that get me though....shes on the right and the other person is a mutual friend.
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Baltimore, USA22254 Posts
Agreed with Phyre, I think you guys were a bit too harsh on him.
OverTheUnder: She's very cute. 
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I don't really have much experience with any of this, but the main thing I'd like to add is that last point saying "I miss you" every so often even if you don't mean it is generally a good way to get friendzoned...at least IME.
and OverTheUnder: damn she's got an awesome smile.
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@OverTheUnder: Yeah, she's quite cute indeed.
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While that may help other teens with little social skills, it won't land you girls every time. Only way to do that is to just-
Be Cool.
that is all.
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United States22883 Posts
Pro tip: Make sure it's really a girl before you sleep together, otherwise you're fucked.
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On February 13 2008 16:46 SpiritoftheTuna wrote:Show nested quote +On February 13 2008 13:30 Equinox_kr wrote:On February 11 2008 07:57 niteReloaded wrote:
these guys are not friendly ^^. Whaaaaaaaaaat I'm lovable! Hug me! i will not hug you because you are not huggable
Yea look at me. I'm a skinny guy that occasionally shoots lightning at big tanks.
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On February 14 2008 13:33 Equinox_kr wrote:Show nested quote +On February 13 2008 16:46 SpiritoftheTuna wrote:On February 13 2008 13:30 Equinox_kr wrote:On February 11 2008 07:57 niteReloaded wrote:
these guys are not friendly ^^. Whaaaaaaaaaat I'm lovable! Hug me! i will not hug you because you are not huggable Yea look at me. I'm a skinny guy that occasionally shoots lightning at big tanks.
At least you're not half dead and crippled.
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