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BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10833 Posts
January 01 2008 06:34 GMT
#1
hey its new years and im drunk and you're drunk. post all your wacky shit here in my blog and not in general so you dont get banned!

awesome new years stories from this year or old years are encouraged, plus any random shit.

haha I wanted to get laid tonight but it didn't happen. I did get a blowjob though, and I came so hard she probably felt like she was getting shot in the tonsils by a paintball gun, but thats more information than you really wanted I'm sure.

Anyway she went home and I'm still drunk and wide awake so I hope you guys will come through with some epic shit to make me laugh.

*****
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BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10833 Posts
January 01 2008 06:52 GMT
#2
also I'll answer any stupid questions too. i probably dont have stories as cool as rekrul but i know and have done a ton of shit so why the fuck not.
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CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
January 01 2008 07:41 GMT
#3
im kinda drunk, more stoned than anything. went to an awkward party - a room full of people with "drama"-fraught pasts all tangled together. i left at around 20 after midnight
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10833 Posts
January 01 2008 07:44 GMT
#4
On January 01 2008 16:41 CTStalker wrote:
im kinda drunk, more stoned than anything. went to an awkward party - a room full of people with "drama"-fraught pasts all tangled together. i left at around 20 after midnight


nothing worse than a drama-queen conglomerate. I hate those situations when you're caught in a briar patch of drama.
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SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
January 01 2008 07:45 GMT
#5
You are pretty damn sexy so I'm not surprised by your story, Brood
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BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10833 Posts
January 01 2008 07:48 GMT
#6
On January 01 2008 16:45 SayaSP wrote:
You are pretty damn sexy so I'm not surprised by your story, Brood


Thanks.

I could probably post a ton more stores like that, but I think I'd feel like a real creep.
ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
FirstBorn
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Romania3955 Posts
January 01 2008 14:54 GMT
#7
I didn't get really wasted last night, but tonight we're having another party.

And the day after tomorrow another party.

Hell, free booze and women, it's gonna be kickass!
SonuvBob: Yes, the majority of TL is college-aged, and thus clearly stupid.
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
January 01 2008 16:14 GMT
#8
I stayed up till 12 with my 2 grandmas, my mom and dad, and my brother, it was wacky
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
January 01 2008 18:04 GMT
#9
I went to a gay club, incrediebly awesome story to come. But no I`m not gay. :p
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32160 Posts
January 01 2008 18:05 GMT
#10
went to an open bar in hoboken with 4 friends, one of which is still MIA. He lost his phone, and we spent a good 30m in looking for him. This is... the 4th time this has happened in like the last 5 tiems i've chilled with him? im gonna kill two of my other friends cuz they bounced 10 minutes before us instead of waiting for my friend to get his coat, even though i was gonna let them crash here.

met a bunch of hot girls, but didnt bring any back =/ (this is probably better, as i have the flu and would prolly not be able to breathe at all). Also got a sweet hook up on the taxi fare home and the driver was the coolest mother fucker ever so i gave him a slice of pizza n a big tip. he's talkin to all these girls he's tryin to fuck, clalin his friends at 5 am and having us yell at them andstuff. on the way, there was a HUGE accident, where they closed down rt3. some drunken fuckheads always gotta chance it on new yeras =[
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Tadzio
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
3340 Posts
January 01 2008 18:18 GMT
#11
I got really drunk at some person's place, nibbled on a girl's neck and feel sorta weird about that because I don't even know if she likes me. In fact, we didn't make out so she probably doesn't. Just a completely random neck-nibble, totally out of place. Then I passed out around 2 am, woke up at 8 am, no one else was awake so I left. Feels good to be home. I dislike getting so drunk I have to sleep someplace other than my bed... but hell, it was new years.

What else?.... Not much. Just got plastered, slept long enough to get sober and drove home. Good times.
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