Oh the tragedy he must endure for the noble terran. To suggest that any player could possibly beat him on even footing is a mockery of justice and a dagger in the heart of the free world.
Ah, woe! One doth tread upon another's heel, so fast they follow!
That poor aligulac would show the top 15 in the world, evenly distributed, 5 protoss, 5 terran, 5 zerg in it's folly.
But soft, let us lead the fattened zerg to the fire, and draw forth the blood of sacrifice from it.
Yea! Let us rejoice and feast upon the entrails! No doubt our champion, soft and puerile he must be to have been vanquished once and thus defeated, will find again the strength to play from this sustenance.
In Maru's name we pray,