God stop pedaling your outdated scrubs builds, 4p simply isn't viable in today's macro oriented map pool. If you're not a complete fucking scrub idiot moron, you'll opt for the much stronger macro oriented 5 pool. It takes some mechanics to pull off so if you're trying to jerk off and simultaneously lose games stick to nina dinosaur build.
Guide to 5 pool: 1. Select all your drones and send them to the closest patch, then try and split them but fuck up miserably and delay mining. 2. Build a fifth drone. 3. Jaedong micro's his drones somehow to make them mine faster, no one knows how he does this but click spastically on your drones and pretend you're helping and not further delaying mining. 4. Group your larva to an overlord to make them move to the same of the hatch. Not that this matters but it is fucking sweet and everyone will know you're a baller with a huge dick. 5. Build the spawning pool adjacent to your hatch so you can drone drill which will definitely be relevant and win you games at some point in your life. Make sure your first attempt is blocked by larva further delaying your build. 6. Build zerglings or "lings", be sure to extractor trick. 7. Listen to your heart, leave your body and watch yourself from afar. 8. Leverage your superior 5 drone economy for the ez victory
4/9 - Spawning Pool 3/9 - Drone Spawning Pool finishes - Make Zerglings 7/9 - Make more Zerglings 8/9 - Make more Zerglings 9/9 - Press enter, then "from ?" then enter 9/9 - Micro your lings
Also if one day you decide to follow a player in SC2. try to find "ActionJesuz" run at Dreamhack. He used your build.... for each match.
On January 17 2015 17:05 ninazerg wrote: Hey there you fucking idiots, this is a fucking guide on how to do a special build that was invented by YellOw while he was fucking your mom.
I would think YellOw would be a great lover for anyone's Mom, as he always finishes second.
EPT
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