Think different. Don't follow the crowd. Be true to yourself. 4pool.
Hey there you fucking idiots, this is a fucking guide on how to do a special build that was invented by YellOw while he was fucking your mom. Befoer beginning this guide, I need to do little tiny disclaimer: I am a fucking expert in StarCraft and am really REALLY fucking good at the game and I win so much that it is ridiculous, so don't expect to pull this strat off as well as I do because you just fucking can't until your eapm is around 168 or higher. The purpose of this guide is to show you a unique and shitty strategy that cannot be countered if you are lucky. If you are not lucky, then you will just have to spend the rest of your life in Ireland looking for 4-leaf clover, while avoiding drunk lads who want to bash ya fuckin' 'ed in.
History:
A long time ago, the spawning pool used to cost 150 minerals instead of 200 minerals so you could literally make a literal amount of literal zerglings before ur opponent could fukken make enough marines or whatever and the game was basically a load of fuck, but then some noobies complained on the forums so blizzzard nerfed zerg because it was too stronk. Later on, zerglings became popular again, thanks to Polish players and later, South Americans.
How Legit Is This Strat?
Thanx for asking, and let me answer this way: JAEDONG BEAT FLASH WITH IT. rmbr that? I bet u don't cuz you're a sc2 fanboi who probably lives in ur mom's basement and she sincerely appreciates your company and loves you cuz you're part of the family and you make regular financial contributions to your family, but still, we will shame you with this because of reasons that may be related to giraffes.
Build Order?
There is considerable debate within the Brood War community about the specifics and dynamics of the opening build order, primarily because there are so many individual variables at work, so the timings are kind of arbitrary. Try not to think of this build as 'set in stone', but more as a framework for your overall strategy. Whenever you being executing a build order, it should always be used to advance your objectives towards an overall victory, but more importantly, should be a guiding component in a larger game plan.
As Zerg, you start with a population of 4/9, which is 4 drones and 1 overlord. In many other build orders, you want to immediately start morphing your larvae into a drone at the onset of the game, but in build orders like 4pool and 4hatch, you will want to forgo this morph to save minerals. Do not build the initial drone or your build order will be mistimed and you will inevitably lose the game.
Build:
4/9 - Spawning Pool 3/9 - Drone Spawning Pool finishes - Make Zerglings 7/9 - Make more Zerglings 8/9 - Make more Zerglings 9/9 - Micro your lings
As I've said before, these build times are kind of generalized, but the above order of operations has worked for me personally. I've had many arguments with my peers about the necessity of the 3/9 drone, some of which have ended years-long friendships because of how heated our debates became. My advice to you is to try it with drone and then with no drone and tell me what works, my way, or my dumbass friends' way.
This build often works because your opponents will attempt to make a lot of units, which will require them to expand as soon as possible, and they won't even make a defensive cannon at their ramp before expanding like a bunch of nerds. If you get scouted, just call your opponent a hacker and leave the game. They will probably deny hacking, but you have to stick to your guns and never admit you were wrong. Have an hour-long whisper war if you have to. + Show Spoiler +
You: fucking hacker lol
(you leave game)
kush[420]: wtf i dont hack noob
You: You hack 100% noob
kush[420]: lol?
You: Reported
kush[420]: lol i scouted at the normal time u fuckin pussy ur just mad cuz i scouted ur cheese
You: You are the one who should receive the connotation of 'pussy', as you feel the need to hack to win
kush[420]: w/e idiot
You: w/e hacker
kush[420]: lol 4pool noob
You: Silencia before I slap your mom across the ass
kush[420]: now ur talkin about my mom, what are u, 11? pathetic kid
You: I made a sexy love explosion on your mother's face.
kush[420]: I didn't know u were into nercophilia cuz my mom is dead
You: I know, I dug up her grave to defile her corpse
kush[420]: u are sick and are a stupid noob, go re?
You: LOL KID BEGGING FOR GAMES
kush[420]: Go again, or are u pussy? 4pool noob
You: Seriously, I will punch your cat in the face.
kush[420]: wtf... go re?
You: srry don't play hacker
kush[420]: lol u are such a retarded noob, i dont hack you moron
You: Prove it.
kush[420]: lol prove i hack first stupid, u can't becuz i dont hack
You: You definitely do, I backtraced your maphax. You dun goofed.
kush[420]: your too stupid to talk to, go re or no?
You: You need Jesus.
kush[420]: stop dodging, go re or no?
You: You're adopted; pwned.
kush[420]: yea ur 11
You: Your mom is 11
kush[420]: culd u for one second stop being retarded
You: EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ
kush[420]: u are so retarded
You: HOW DOES YOUR DAD'S COCK TASTE, YOU LITTLE FAGGOT?
kush[420]: u would no since u suck it every day
You: Good cum-back.
kush[420]: lol, ur funny kid
You: Thanks
kush[420]: i dont understand why u gotta do this
You: I was abused by my parents when I was little, so there is a lot of emotional hurt in my life.
kush[420]: im sorry to hear that but u are just being a faggot to ppl online randomly?
You: Don't call me a 'faggot' just because I am gay. That word hurts.
kush[420]: ok ok sorry, go re?
You: Why do you want to play me so bad?
kush[420]: To show you I'm not a hacker.
You: You'll just send the probe in the wrong direction just to pretend it's not hax
kush[420]: dude i dont hack i hate hackers
You: Then stop hacking if you hate hackers
kush[420]: if im a hacker why am i still d+?
You: Evidently, you're not very good even with hacks
kush[420]: so you could beat me if im not good, so go re?
You: I will if you tell me you love me.
kush[420]: ok i love you, now go re? weed/weed
You: Can we play on Grand Line? I'm sick of fs
kush[420]: i dont know that map
You: It's really easy to learn, it is good map ))))))
kush[420]: can we plz just play
You: Host Grand Line please
kush[420]: whats wrong with fs
You: I want Grand Line
kush[420]: u are so frustrating
You: I want ice cream
kush[420]: fine, weed/weed
You: gogogogo
kush[420]: u coming?
You: Yeah sorry, I had to wash my dog, he was soooooo dirty
kush[420]: lol im not sure whether to laugh or feel sorry but u are frustrating as hell
You: I would imagine that Hell, as a pit of eternal suffering, would definitely be frustrating
kush[420]: weed/weed join
You: ok
*joins game*
kush[420]: okay ready?
You: wait a second I need to put a hotpocket in the microwave
kush[420]: ...
You: brb
kush[420]: okay
kush[420]: 1a2a3a4a5a
kush[420]: 1a2a3a4a5a
kush[420]: 1a2a3a4a5a
kush[420]: how long are u going to be? i have class tmrw
You: Okay, I set my microwave for 90 minutes, so that bad boy should definitely explode.
kush[420]: go?
You: Did you know that the walrus has the largest penis of any animal proportionally?
kush[420]: omg will u stop and just go
You: You want me to stop or go?
kush[420]: GO
You: gogogo
*you leave game after 30 seconds*
kush[420]: wtf
You: I dropped from the game because my modem is overloaded by my yaoi torrents
kush[420]: re weed/weed
You: You don't want none of this.
kush[420]: omfg u are a waste of my time
You: Ya think?
user is not online.
It's all part of the real reason this build works: they have to assume you're going with not-4pool. If they see you're going 4pool, then they will counter you with stuff and also, things. This requires a good deal of guess-work on your part, but if you send your overlord out, you can rule out at least one enemy base and then just have to pick one of the remaining two and commit everything to attacking it. If nothing is there, where you attack, then you're probably going to lose unless your opponent is made of derp. If you find them on first try, then rally your single hatchery to their base and keep sending more lings. Keep killing stuff and attacking workers until they leave.
Conclusion
I sincerely hope this guide has helped you out immensely and that your winrate will go up a bit because of it. This guide took me the better part of the last 9 months to write, and it was a gargantuan effort that was bigger than Gargantua, who is a huge tarantula that fights Godzilla. I would like to give some shout-outs to the people who inspired me: Johny23, OctZerg, Jaedong, The_Templar, Lichter, catplanetcatplanet, [uon]sentinel, epishade, SirJolt, DepressedOne, Naejeon-X17, vi)blackdawn, SetGuitarsToKill, Boxerfred, Raven)CSLA, ThomasJServo, farvacola, CosmicSpiral, Shauni, QuanticHawk, fecalfeast, Shocker410, amazingxkcd, BLinD-RawR, BisuDagger, castleemg, art_of_turtle, artanis[xp], Chairman Ray, DarkPlasmaBall, DefMatrixUltra, DeepElemBlues, deathly rat, Djzapz, dravernor, FFW_Rude, FlaShFTW, Jaaaaasper, iway, jeeeeohn, GreenHorizons, JieXian, Munkie, LightningStrike, L_Master, MinscandBoo, MysteryMeat1, Nymphaceae, Onekobold, pebble444, Plexa, PUPATREE, puppykiller, SeAy, Shellshock, zombiegrub, Trozz, vOdtoast, [sc1f]eonzerg, Xiphos, unkkz, SamsungStar, Paljas, obesechicken13, QuickStriker, Jett.Jack.Alvir, Jerubaal, itsjustatank, icystorage, Sayle, hp.Shell, GMarshal, FFGenerations, GeckoXp, fabiano, EtherealDeath, epoxide, decemberscalm, Cr4zyH0r5e, Cele, Caihead, BigFan, AnachronisticAnarchy, Ahzz, Chill, Day[9], Tasteless, lilsusie, Arcania, darknethunter, dRaW, greenelve2, happybunnytime, ifu.pauline, FearTheQueen, Shotcoder, squishy, YuMe, LancerX, rev0lver, Sero, Mca64, sGs.FroZen, TheMarine, Scan, Hacklebeast, 2pacalyose-, Reclusive, SLeet, biolunar, Cryoc, Sync[gm], fold, gO)Silvos, Jeppe, Fry, Qikz, Radley, skzlime, Rlentless, TechnicS, Zaraki, Bakuryu, Sziky, JulyZerg, Stork, ZerO, Calm, Effort, Jangbi, Fantasy, Hyuk, Soulkey, BeSt, Snow, Pretty[gm], sSak, Larva[S.G], Sonic, Ret, Destiny, Mondragon, Nony, Yosh, fpsrussian, WarSame, Chamukoo, Mibu, Flossy, DualLancer, ifu.BMW, ifu.zergboy, Spx, dredredre, abaghusthecat, Ponera, Scarlett, Stephano, Huk, IdrA, ToT)Testie(, ToT)Paranoid(, Boxer, Tossgirl, HeuS, hazelynut, h00ligan, WhistlerR, etc.
also, the 3/9 drone is super important. you can also make a drone and cancel it right at the start for maximum swag. this guide is however, very complete and an excellent post!
On January 17 2015 17:15 SnowFantasy wrote: also, the 3/9 drone is super important. you can also make a drone and cancel it right at the start for maximum swag.
I don't think you should do that because abortion is murder. #ZergLivesMatter
On January 17 2015 17:15 SnowFantasy wrote: also, the 3/9 drone is super important. you can also make a drone and cancel it right at the start for maximum swag.
I don't think you should do that because abortion is murder. #ZergLivesMatter
A long time ago, the spawning pool used to cost 150 minerals instead of 200 minerals so you could literally make a literal amount of literal zerglings before ur opponent could fukken make enough marines or whatever and the game was basically a load of fuck, but then some noobies complained on the forums so blizzzard nerfed zerg because it was too stronk. Later on, zerglings became popular again, thanks to Polish players and later, South Americans.
On January 17 2015 22:09 puppykiller wrote: The other day... I lost to a D- player with 46 eapm because I opened 4 pool and he opened 9 pool sunken colony.
The reason he made a creep is because he was an Ethan.
4 pool bots are doing surprisingly well in the SSCAI bot tournament (a 5 pool bot is currently 9th out of 42 bots) . So in AI vs AI this strat is also legit.
On January 18 2015 06:25 micronesia wrote: I have fond memories of watching Incontrol defeat Idra in one game of bw at WCG USA finals 2009 or something.
Man, if I didn't make the shoutout list considering some of the people on it, I should be pretty embarrassed.
I'm sorry, I should've shouted you out, but I had sooooo many people to remember
nina, you forgot to shoutout to menace_man. You probably want to add him to the list because he will read the blog soon and be very angry and yell "asdfpoh8h98h" at you if he notices you didnt give him a shoutout.
He is also the innovator of such builds as 1 Hatch Hive zvt and 1 base 5 gate zealot pvp and I know you were inspired by him along the way.
On January 18 2015 17:01 fearthequeen wrote: nina, you forgot to shoutout to menace_man. You probably want to add him to the list because he will read the blog soon and be very angry and yell "asdfpoh8h98h" at you if he notices you didnt give him a shoutout.
He is also the innovator of such builds as 1 Hatch Hive zvt and 1 base 5 gate zealot pvp and I know you were inspired by him along the way.
I have no respect for him and if he wants to start talking shit, I will dismantle his soul piece by piece, but he isn't going to step the fuck up because he's a bitch. I will make him retire from the internet forever when I'm through with him. He don't want none. What.
On January 18 2015 17:01 fearthequeen wrote: nina, you forgot to shoutout to menace_man. You probably want to add him to the list because he will read the blog soon and be very angry and yell "asdfpoh8h98h" at you if he notices you didnt give him a shoutout.
He is also the innovator of such builds as 1 Hatch Hive zvt and 1 base 5 gate zealot pvp and I know you were inspired by him along the way.
I have no respect for him and if he wants to start talking shit, I will dismantle his soul piece by piece, but he isn't going to step the fuck up because he's a bitch. I will make him retire from the internet forever when I'm through with him. He don't want none. What.
4 Pool in SC2 is 6 Pool then two Drones build Extractors to free up supply for more Zerglings and less mineral income hence less of a need to focus on macro as you won't float minerals.
God stop pedaling your outdated scrubs builds, 4p simply isn't viable in today's macro oriented map pool. If you're not a complete fucking scrub idiot moron, you'll opt for the much stronger macro oriented 5 pool. It takes some mechanics to pull off so if you're trying to jerk off and simultaneously lose games stick to nina dinosaur build.
Guide to 5 pool: 1. Select all your drones and send them to the closest patch, then try and split them but fuck up miserably and delay mining. 2. Build a fifth drone. 3. Jaedong micro's his drones somehow to make them mine faster, no one knows how he does this but click spastically on your drones and pretend you're helping and not further delaying mining. 4. Group your larva to an overlord to make them move to the same of the hatch. Not that this matters but it is fucking sweet and everyone will know you're a baller with a huge dick. 5. Build the spawning pool adjacent to your hatch so you can drone drill which will definitely be relevant and win you games at some point in your life. Make sure your first attempt is blocked by larva further delaying your build. 6. Build zerglings or "lings", be sure to extractor trick. 7. Listen to your heart, leave your body and watch yourself from afar. 8. Leverage your superior 5 drone economy for the ez victory
4/9 - Spawning Pool 3/9 - Drone Spawning Pool finishes - Make Zerglings 7/9 - Make more Zerglings 8/9 - Make more Zerglings 9/9 - Press enter, then "from ?" then enter 9/9 - Micro your lings
Also if one day you decide to follow a player in SC2. try to find "ActionJesuz" run at Dreamhack. He used your build.... for each match.
On January 17 2015 17:05 ninazerg wrote: Hey there you fucking idiots, this is a fucking guide on how to do a special build that was invented by YellOw while he was fucking your mom.
I would think YellOw would be a great lover for anyone's Mom, as he always finishes second.
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